Kink Spotlight: Cum Beard

Sorry, I should have labeled this NSFW because cum in beards is pretty NSFW. You know, compared to all the totally PG content here at GayDemon. Now that I've formally apologized, here's a bunch of cum in a bunch of beards.

They say beards are a food trap and that if a guy doesn't wash his beard out regularly, you could soak it in water and make soup. Thus the exchange:

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"No shit, you ordered the soup and that's how we make it here at Mr. Macho's Beard Luncheonette."

Which is totally a conversation that happens daily.

So I don't know what happens if you soak a cummed on beard in water, but I don't think it's soup. Because it's already soup. DNA soup.

Beards are velcro for semen. It's a talent. Beards do so much for so many.

If you want an actual PG version of this, hang outside an ice cream shop and watch bearded guys make a mess of themselves. If you're with a bearded guy, make sure you tell him you'll grab napkins for both of you. Then handily forget and watch him struggle.

Or bring him home and cum on his beard and watch him do whatever the opposite of struggle is. I think wallow. Definitely not swallow, not until you've taken a few pictures. Not at all to jack off to later. Just for the pure romance and aesthetics of it. And to jack off to later.