Kink Spotlight: Ballet Dancer Bufffuckability

Sure, ballet dancers have plenty of abilities, like jumping 14 feet off the ground while clicking their heels together 47 times. Or lifting 100-pound, chain-smoking ballerinas while not laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of partially sheer tutus.

And to clarify, not all male ballet dancers are into such things (with themselves or various partners). But for those who are, I think an over 180 degree split would come in handy. As would the piston-fucking power of glutes of whatever is stronger than steel.

Personal ads, particularly back in the pre-app and pre-computer days, used to be brimming with guys who claimed "swimmer's builds." Maybe some still do, like members of gay swim teams. But otherwise, I think it's been supplanted by references to other ideal body types (of course all in the eye of the beholder).

But people would do well to consider ordering up (or advertising their own) ballet dancer build. And if it is accompanied by ballet dancer flexibility and ballet dancer buckfuckability, I think extreme popularity may follow.

Or at least interest from the tights fetish crowd.

So add ballet dancer builds (and possibly actual ballet dancers, amateur or professional) to your queer hope chest. And, remember they'll always appreciate the offer of a massage. Dance is almost as difficult to master as love.