"Get Over Here and Suck My Dick"

The new guy in the frat house always gets a welcome party. Six or seven of the regulars are giving this noob a hard time because he's not drinking beer. They keep picking on him until someone hollers, "Get over here and suck my dick." The guy crawls over and gulps down this dude's big dick. "Holy shit," he says, "this dude can suck a golf ball through a garden hose."