Flashback: Underwear Is Overrated

This whole underwear thing is a scam. Sure, I like bulges as much as the next bulge-liking person. But sometimes I'd rather see what's underneath first and the bulge second.

Underwear has plenty of other uses though, like wear a pair as a headband when you're playing tennis and don't want sweat in your eyes. Or use one to dry off your car after you hose it down. That only works on toy cars.

Or stuff the underwear in a guy's mouth so he has something to bite down on while you're hosing down his ass. That only works on boy toys.

Sometimes the underwear in vintage porn is drawn on to please postal service censors. It seems like the example in the second row is fake as it's just totally solid black with no detail. There are much more obvious fake underwear examples and I'm certain the uncovered photo versions were separately available for loyal customers.

I wonder how many of these guys would have ended up in movies or on TV if they'd had the right connections and/or a shred of acting talent. Another time and they could have been a Zac Efron or Adrian Grenier or maybe the worst actor of all time, jockish dullard Andrew Shue (Billy from Melrose Place).

We are only left with their physical talents so out of respect, feel free to masturbate to their underwear and non-underwear and general naked awesomeness.

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