Flashback: How Many Guys?

27 Apr 2018

Flashback: How Many Guys?

At first I thought there were just three guys rolling on the bed, though it's four. The lesson here is don't rely on me for a head count at an orgy. Though you could rely on me for head.

I'm good with counting up to one. I can definitely spot the solo guys here. I just count how many penises or ass cracks. Or if the angle is such I can see the guy's penis and ass crack at the same time, that's a total of two then I divide by two to get one. Don't let anyone tell you math doesn't have practical applications.

It's also good for counting the dick spurts in an ejaculation. And for how many quarters you need to do the laundry after semen gets on everything. 

Flashback: How Many Guys?

I think the picture of the three guys in acrobatically symmetrical positions (2nd row, right) could double as a shampoo ad. Look at how lovely the hair is of the guy getting fucked. It just drapes down, full of luster despite it being in black and white. 

I wish I could run my fingers through it. To be followed by running my fingers through other things. 

As for the guy in tube socks, I want tube socks now. His tube socks. With him in them. Now would be good. Maybe if I wear some tube socks and click my heels together three times, I'll transport there. I don't think math would help with that though. But I can hope.