Flashback: Dicks vs. No Dicks

That's probably a water polo team as they look too muscular and stocky to be straight up swimmers. And while I'm guessing they have dicks, for some reason they aren't showing them off in this team photo.

Being naked wasn't super popular in team photos back then, unless you were on some sort of anal sex team, then being naked was required.

And while this team would have won in water polo against all of the other guys here, I don't know how dicks vs. no dicks plays out in the battle of pornography/

Excuse me, I mean "male physique photography." Nope, excuse me again, I mean dick porn. You get varied musculature but constant penis.

Some of the guys definitely play sports or at least used to. Others play the sport known as reverse fiduciary tonsil hockey. That's being on the receiving end of tonsil hockey for money, also known as getting head for cash.

Allegedly.

While I'm guessing at least one member of the water polo team shared his member with other members of the water polo team in a non-official capacity. Though that would mean two members of the water polo team were involved.

Okay, the winner of this is the water polo team but only if all members of the water polo team were also good at tonsil hockey. Fair bet they were. Anything for team unity.

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