Drop and Give Me 50

Chapter 14: Does This Look Like Misery to You?

By this point, we were starving to death. We fixed sandwiches for lunch and sat out by the pool soaking up the sun with our nakedness.

Brent: This ain’t so bad.

Me: Not bad at all. Have you ever met anyone who was gay?

Brent: Probably. But not overtly, no.

Me: Me either. They just seem so normal. So happy.

Brent: Do you find that surprising?

Me: Kinda. Yeah. I mean at school, being gay is like a horror show. Nobody even wants to contemplate it. I mean yes, we are all so open minded and liberal. But when you get right down to it, I didn’t know a single gay person until I met my doctor. But look at this. Does this look like misery to you?

Brent: Not in the least. I know we are all supposed to talk about pussy, and be pussyhounds, and all that shit. But what you just did to me in that pool took me to the moon. Your ass is amazing.

Me: I had never even noticed another guy’s ass until last weekend when I was following you up the stairs. You have a cute butt. And furry too!

Brent: Aww. Thanks. I guess.

Me: Come on. Let’s go inside.

After cleaning up from lunch and feeding Grumpy, I went on the hunt for instructional videos. Unlike Brent’s dad’s collection, the Grant household porn collection was perfectly visible and organized on a shelf in the master closet.

Me: Brent! Come here.

Brent: Holy Mother of Gawd! That’s way more than my dad has.

Me: I know. Where do we start?

Brent: First, you take a picture before you touch anything.

Me: Your mind is almost criminal. You scare me!

Brent: I just don’t like getting caught.

Me: He knows we are going to find this.

Brent: Why would your doctor think we would be seeking out gay porn?

Me: Trust me. It’s a long story. We’ll get to that later. Take the picture, and let’s start looking through these.

After Brent documented the situation, we pulled them all out and spread them across the bed. The choices seemed endless. There was the occasional, “he’s hot,” “Oh, look at this,” “My god that’s huge.” We finally settled on one and stuck it in the DVD player. Dr. Grant’s TV was huge, and the surround-sound system was amazing. We propped ourselves up in the king-size bed. It seemed all we were missing was popcorn.

The two guys were hot. A redhead and a brunette. Both had beards, which we both thought was really sexy. The brunette had a hairy chest and a huge, thick cock. The redhead was not bad, but it was clear the other guy was in charge. The redhead sat back on the couch while the brunette stood up in front of him and fucked his face mercilessly. Then the brunette started licking the other guy’s ass.

Brent: I haven’t seen that before.

Me: Me either. But he certainly seems to like it.

Brent: Which one.

Me: Both actually. You picking up any techniques?

Brent: Fuck yeah. This part right here where he is fucking his face while his head is upside down. That looks good. I mean, we saw that in the three-way video last weekend, but it was brutal. These guys look like they are having fun.

Me: Look. His ass is hairy just like yours.

Brent: You like that?

Me: Yeah. Body hair is sexy. I remember waiting for puberty wondering if it was ever going to come. And then boom. It was like it all happened at once.

Brent: I don’t think I would have really thought about it until recently. But I guess you are right. It’s kinda more masculine. I mean, if I wasn’t looking for masculine, I guess I would be looking for a woman, right?

Me: Honestly, compared to the porn last week, I can certainly say, I don’t miss the squeaky, big-boobed bimbos. I’m starting to understand that this is certainly more my cup of tea.

Brent: EWWW. He just sucked on that guy’s dick right after he pulled it out of his ass. That’s gross.

Me: No argument there.

Brent: Yeah, strike that one from the list for me.

Me: That redhead might have bitten off more than he can chew. Taking that massive cock looks like a struggle.

Brent: Did the brunette just shush him?

Me: Yeah. I think so. He’s saying all the right things, but he looks like he is being split in two.

Brent: That brunette is going to town. The redhead is screaming like a wounded animal.

Me: What do you mean, “like.” He looks pretty wounded to me. Maybe it was a good idea that we were pretty still when you fucked me in the pool. Might have been a gentler start.

Brent: So, you want me to do that to you?

Me: Eventually, sure. I’d like to try.

Brent: OK. We can certainly put that on the list. Look. The brunette isn’t having any trouble taking the redhead.

Me: Well, the redhead isn’t as big. Maybe the brunette has just had more practice. Would you let me do that to you?

Brent: I’ve never really considered getting fucked up the ass. But this is making it look pretty good. We’ll see. One thing is for sure. You cum more than a porn star.

Me: It felt like you cummed a lot in my ass. It’s still up in there.

Brent: Really?

Me: Well, yeah. Where else would it be?

Brent: I don’t know. I’ve never thought about it before.