OMG or Oversized Male Genitalia

For many gay men, a Black guy is super well-endowed. According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the average flaccid penis is somewhere between 3.5 to 4 inches (7.6 to 10 cm), while the average erection falls in the 4.5 to 6.5-inch range (10.5 to 15 cm). Brian is Black and he boasts a whopping 13.5 inches (33 cm) at full mast. He confirms the BBC legend: Big Black Cock.

OK, he’s not your typical or average Black dude, but he can shed some light on Black shaft and bulge, plus the consequences of being hung like a bull. Brian can tell us how the sense of feeling special can start pretty early in life.

When I was getting close to puberty and seeing changes below the belt, my mother told me that my endowment had been noticed on Day 1. The nurses paraded in the hospital room to pamper me, and mostly to wash my “private parts” that quickly became public. They all confirmed that my cock had a record size. Mom could not find diapers to fully cover my black jewels.

In grade 9, after gym class, we had to shower three or four guys at the same time. My classmates had smaller dicks and kept staring at me. My coach asked me to meet him after class for… a special matter. He was blunt and said that I should wear a jockstrap during Phys. Ed. “From what I’ve seen in the locker room, you need an extra-large support. You are fuckin well hung, boy!”

The coach was a muscular man and the bulge in his pants seemed pretty impressive. He thought I should try on his jockstrap for size. It was obviously too small, too tight, but it gave him the opportunity to measure my package. He caressed my dick and suddenly started to suck it. “Wow, my rod grew in size and sensation!” Once he had swallowed my load, he promised to get me the right size – XXXL – and to adjust the waist band.

All the boys in my class dated girls, and some bragged about how they made out on the sofa. I didn’t want to be different, so I asked Jenny to accompany me at a dance. Not to show off my impressive bulge, I wore loose pants. We danced a few slows and she kind of brushed against my crotch. I didn’t get aroused, but I invited her to my place for a night cap. My parents were away and I had the whole house to myself.

Things didn’t unfold as expected. She was curious to see my schlong, but as soon as I pulled out my flaccid weapon, she screamed and ran out of the house without her shoes and underwear. The next day I brought back her belongings in a brown back. “Thank you, she said, I didn’t know you were a monster!”

I had better luck after the Phys. Ed. class the following week. In the shower, while trying to grab the soap bar, a cute slim guy nonchalantly caressed my dick. When we were the only two students left in the shower area, he offered to rub my back. Ted took this opportunity to whisper that he would love “to honor my chocolate manhood”. A date was struck on the premises.

Ted lived a few blocks from my home and had the whole basement to himself. He could even lock the door to his suite. Some students called him names like Sissy or Faggot, but that didn’t bother him. “The most homophobic are the ones who have secret gay tendencies. Believe me, I’ve sucked the cock of a few macho guys and let them screw my ass.”

The size of my bazooka didn’t scare Ted at all. He couldn’t swallow half of it but vowed that his ass hole would be able to handle the whole 13.5 inches (33 cm). After an intense kissing-licking-sucking-spitting session, Ted ordered me the fuck him raw. “I want to feel your virility hard and deep inside me!” His ass seemed pretty small and maybe not ready, I thought, to welcome my astronomical engine.

On the contrary, slowly but surely, I managed to shove it in and out with rhythm, triggering moans of pleasure each time I pounded him further deep. My initiation to fucking a guy was an amazing success. I got to play with his ass and fill it three times that night.

Much later, when social media became popular, I found out that OMG did not mean Oh My God, but Oversized Male Genitalia. Having a big penis comes with its fair share of problems, too. Nine out of ten times, I was known as the BBC, my identity being reduced to only one part of my body.

Something as simple as riding a bike can become a nightmare. “Where do I put my penis when I’m on a bike seat? I end up just sitting on the thing. If I want to go for a nice ride in the country, the pain distracts from the euphoria of the journey itself.” Using the restroom is an equally dicey proposition. In a public urinal, if I’m not careful, my penis will hang down and touch the edge of the urinal or the water.

And there’s the condom conundrum. If a guy insists on safe sex, I use the largest size possible – around 7.5 inches – and it only covers half my cock. When you constantly have to keep one hand on your rubber to make sure it doesn’t slip off during sex, it sucks some fun out of the process. Sometimes the condoms end up either breaking or slipping inside when it’s all said and done.

Finding the proper pants raises some concern. It’s a problem to get trousers or jeans that are not too tight through the fork, i.e., the crotch. When there was a trend towards fitted tight pants, it became a real issue. A tailor has told me that, after thirty years of measuring men and working with guys, “nobody’s normal, everybody’s got something: a big bum or no bum, different length arms, shoulders that are different heights”.

He adds that there is a reasonable amount of stigma around men and their penises. “I guess it’s something that they probably don’t feel comfortable talking about in the same way. Interestingly, they’ll normally talk about their testicles more than their penis.”

I’ve been out for decades, but I still cross gay guys that view black men as thugs, as if we all have great bodies and are all dominant. These days, the minute I see something like “looking for BBC” on a profile or if it’s said to me at a bar, I end the conversation. It’s an immediate turn-off. I have white guys who come up to me, too, asking if they could be my slave or vice versa; I’m always like, “No way!”

If you want to have cock and ass play with me, you are welcomed, but it will be on an equal basis. We both get to suck each other, fully or not it doesn’t matter. We both get to fuck and be fucked, in ass and face. There are many ways to share a chocolate bar. Come and explore a few with me.