My 5-Star Uber Driver

“Uber for Jeff?” I asked the man with the car window rolled down. The grey Honda Civic matched the one on my Uber app and the driver as well. He was an almond skinned man with short brown hair and brown eyes. 

“Yes sir! You can put your luggage in the trunk.” I put my luggage in the trunk then opened the back seat door to get in but there was a bunch of junk back there. 

“Sorry, had to clean out my apartment. The back seat is full, but you can sit in the front seat.”

“Uh okay.” I mumbled. I’ve never had to sit in the front seat of an Uber driver. I hope this didn’t mean he would talk to me. I really didn’t want to talk, I was too tired for that. I just had an incredible Cancun trip with the boys where we went out to the clubs and bagged hot chicks every night. Let me tell you: Latina's are WILD. I didn’t get a full night sleep once in four days, aside from knocking out every once in a while after getting too drunk. I really just wanted to take a nap while he drove me from the airport to my home. 

I opened the front door and instantly dreaded the ride home. The front seat was filthy, it was covered with stains and the floor mat looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in ages. There was a glass jar filled with a white fluid hanging from the rearview mirror which I assumed was a car scent diffuser, and if it was it was doing a terrible job because the car had a pungent musty smell.

I contemplated canceling the Uber and getting another one but I didn't want to go through the hassle of trying to get a refund and I figured I'd be sleeping the whole ride anyway. I was baffled because this Uber driver had 5-stars, if that was the case then I was going to ruin his great ratings and leave a bad review because I wasn't going to let him try to win me over with his personality. I sat in the front seat and immediately closed my eyes to avoid talking to him or the fact that I was driving in this disgusting car and fall to sleep as fast as I could. Within minutes I was knocked out. 

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I woke up to a light brush on my cheek. I swatted the sensation away and hit what felt like a hand. I opened my eyes in a dazed confusion, trying to remember where I was for a moment. I was still in the Uber and we were still driving on a road. I looked over and the Uber driver had his arm around my headrest and apparently been caressing my cheek. 

“What are you doing?” I demanded, pushing his arm away from my head.

He smiled, “You looked so cute and innocent when you were sleeping, it made me horny.” 

“What?” I said incredulously, wiping my eyes to make sure I was awake and this wasn’t a bad dream.

“I’m really horny now, so you might need to satisfy my craving,” he said biting his lip and grabbing his crotch.

“No way!” I immediately tried to unlock the moving car to jump out but I realized in horror that there was no unlock button, it seemed to have been taken off. 

He waited for me to realize, then said, “You can’t unlock it from that side, you can only do it from my side. Too many passengers try to get out early before the fun,” he said with a smirk.

He does this often? How does this guy have five stars? My heart sank with the realization of what was happening and my brain was on overdrive trying to think of a way out, but I had nothing.

“We’re still far from your house, in fact we're in a dangerous neighborhood, and I took your phone so you couldn’t call another Uber if you got out.” 

I felt my pockets in panic. My phone was gone. 

He rolled down his window to speak to a group of dirty drugged out homeless men. “Gentlemen, I’ve got this cute boy with me, do you want him?”

“We’ll take whatever ass you got. We’re tired of banging each other,” they replied with toothy grins and started walking over. 

I pleaded in terror not to get thrown out. The Uber driver rolled up the window and said, “Here’s your options: Pleasure me and I’ll take you home. If not, I’ll drop you off with these fine men here and there’s no telling what they’ll do to you.”

I gulped. The men were walking closer. There were about six of them. I thought I could outrun them but then I noticed one of them had a gun tucked in his pants, so I scratched that idea. I wasn't about to get gangbanged at gunpoint. I looked back my Uber driver who was smiling devilishly. 

“I’ll treat you well, don’t worry. You’ll enjoy it, I’m tasty.”

I whimpered. But just then the men started banging on the door. “Let us have him. Open the door!” They shouted with increasing aggression. 

“You have 5 seconds to decide or I’m unlocking that door. 5…4…”

Beads of sweat dripped from my brow as he counted down. “No no no! Fine fine I’ll do what you want!”

“Whatever I want?” He said with his eyebrow raised. The men were banging on the car louder now.

I closed my eyes, “Fine! Yes!”

“Perfect.” With that he sped off. The homeless men roared in rage and threw rocks at the car. 

I let out a deep exhale. I’d just got past one problem, but I still had another.

The Uber driver looked over at me with pity and smiled while gripping my thigh. “Don’t worry, you’ll be fine. Want to know why I have 5 stars? All my passengers enjoy their rides.” I looked at him in disbelief, and he gave me a proud wide grin.

“Let’s get this show on the road. You’re tired, right? So the quicker you obey, the quicker you’ll get home.” He unbuckled his belt and whipped out a fat cock as he was driving. Already fully hard, he must get off on the game of persuading straight males to do his bidding.

“Suck my cock,” he said rubbing it. 

I hesitated, so he grabbed my neck to push my head onto his cock but I resisted. He snapped, “I can still drop you off with those bums and they won’t be nearly as nice as me.” He tried again and this time I relented, fearing the alternative. 

I opened my mouth and enveloped his cock. My lips felt his rubbery flesh and my tongue felt his pulsing veins. He brought my head up and down on his cock as he moaned. After a while, he let go and let me do it myself. I kept going for fear of the consequence, that’s what I told myself. His precum had a sweet tang and his moans from my every suck were addicting. 

Then, he shoved my head down on his cock and his cock went further down my throat than I thought it could go. He held it there until I squirmed because I couldn’t breathe. After letting me take a deep breath, he rammed my face onto his balls. As I sucked the sweat and musk off his hairy balls, he reached into my pants and started stroking my cock. I tried to move his hand away because he was making me hard but he persisted and kept tugging on my cock until it was fully erect.

“Now you’re enjoying it,” he said as he raised his leg to give me better access to his balls, “See I told you it’d be fun.” He held my head against his balls and I licked them like it was my favorite ice cream, because I had to, right?

“Good boy,” he said, raising my chin and giving me a peck on the lips. “That's a good dick-sucking hole. Now we’re going to test that asshole. Take off your clothes.”

I did reluctantly, accepting my fate. He pulled over into a dark alleyway in an empty neighborhood. It was about 1 am now. The streets were eerily quiet. 

Once I was naked. He put the car in park and pushed back his seat as far as it could go. Then he motioned to his lap, “Sit here.”

I slowly got over and sat on his lap facing him, admittedly without much resistance, but I just wanted to get it over with, right? Our rigid dicks were touching. He looked me in the eyes as he sucked on his finger then popped it in my asshole. I moaned at the strange sensation. He held eye contact with me and I with him as he slid it in and out my asshole. I’d never felt this sensation before and I couldn’t lie it felt amazing. He escalated to three of his fingers which I took with glee. If his three fingers felt this great penetrating me, I couldn’t wait to feel what his dick felt like. 

As if reading my mind, he removed his fingers and started lubing his dick with lube from the center console. I couldn’t help but swing my hips as I stared as his glistening cock in anticipation. When he was ready, pushed his cock down and stuck in my asshole. I grunted, there was more initial pain that I’d thought. But he kept sliding it in anyway. I whimpered and tried to push away but to no avail, he kept pushing it in deeper. Soon I was shouting and wailing but in the midst of my shouts he’d stuck it completely in. 

“There, there. The hardest part’s finished,” he purred as he kissed my neck and nipples. I sighed in relief as the car's A/C attempted to dry my sweaty back. He slowly pulled back then pushed it all back in. It hurt a again, but with each penetration, it hurt less and less until he was bouncing me on his cock and I was whining with pleasure. I imagined what my boys from the Cancun trip would think if they saw me bouncing on another man’s dick and enjoying it. I couldn’t believe I’d been missing out on this sensation and it took an Uber driver’s kind cock to introduce me. 

I started laughing at the absurdity of the situation. “You’re the best Uber driver ever,” I said holding his cheeks and kissing him. Between kisses, he looked at me with a sly grin and said, “That’s what they all say.”

After we both got tired in that position, he said, “This was nice, but I want fuck you right. Get out the car.” He opened the car door and I got out, stumbling into the street a bit discombobulated. I looked around to see if anyone was there, but all I saw was an empty dark alleyway. I could’ve ran but I didn’t, I mean I didn’t know where I was, right? He turned off the car so it was pitch black and we didn’t attract any attention. Then he slammed me onto the hood of the car and perked up my ass. He slapped it hard and I groaned. 

“What are you going to do to me Mr. Uber Driver?” I asked with fake concern.

“I’m going to fuck you right. If you liked your ride so far, this is what’ll earn me five stars.”

With that, he stuck his dick in my ass and started pounding me with power. The street’s calm silence was suddenly interrupted by loud shouts and screams. But I couldn’t help it. He smacked his balls against my ass and grunted with each thrust. The idea that someone could hear or see us made it even hotter and my eyes rolled back into my head as my brain tried to comprehend the most intense best feeling of my life. 

“I’m going to cum. I’m going to cum inside you,” he moaned.

“Cum inside me Mr. Uber Driver.” As far as I was concerned, he could do whatever he wanted at this point.

With a final grunt and thrust, his load shot up in my ass. His thighs trembled as his liquid dumped into my insides. I gasped at the new satisfying sensation. He continued penetrating for a few more strokes but at a weaker pace. Then he pulled out, admiring the cum dripping from my ass.

I stood up from my position and noticed that my rock-hard penis was close to busting as well. “Can I cum too, Mr. Uber driver?”

“Yes baby, but one second.” He reached into the car and grabbed something. He pulled out the glass jar filled with white fluid which I had initially believed to be a car scent diffuser. He unscrewed the lid, “Cum in this, baby. I like to collect my passenger’s semen to remember all of you.” 

That was seriously weird, and I considered objecting. But he’d given me so much pleasure tonight, I felt like I had to. I put my dick on the mouth of the jar and started stroking. He made out with me to help. It wasn't long before I hollered as a massive amount of semen spewed from my cock. My body quaked as the cum kept coming in waves. When it finally stopped, he closed the lid now significantly more full and gave me a final kiss. 

“Ready to go home?” It felt kind of bittersweet to end the night, but I nodded my head. We got back in the car, I put on my clothes, and he returned his cum jar to its decorative spot. Within minutes I was knocked out again, exhausted from the Cancun trip and the exhilarating ride. 

He awoke me with a kiss once we were in front of my house. “Leave me a 5-star review and I may stop by your house again someday.”

“Of course,” I said excitedly. I got my luggage, said my goodbyes, and left my 5-star review as soon as I got in the house. 

He never returned. Maybe he just likes the thrill of converting Uber passengers. He'd converted me, and I converted all my friends on our next Cancun trip. What an incredible five-star Uber driver.