Thank God I'm Gay

The only child in a dysfunctional family, Adrian is a cute boy with dirty blond hair and a seductive smile. His father and his mother don’t get along to well, and tend to give in to all his demands. Adrian lives in Stowe, Vermont, USA. This town flanked by Mount Mansfield has a population of 4,472 inhabitants, and is known for its outdoorsy activities, from hiking and skiing to rock-climbing.

If you recall the members of the Von Trapp family from the 1965 musical drama film The Sound of Music, starring Julie Andrews and Christopher Plumber, you will appreciate to know that Stowe served as their refuge. That is where the family settled down after escaping the Nazis.

In primary school, Adrian excelled more in sports than in grammar or arithmetic. He was popular with both the boys and the girls, the latter often turning to him for their first attraction to the opposite sex. Not known for reading much, he nonetheless carried the books of some girls after school and smiled if one of them wanted to hold his hand.

In high school, Adrian was a key football player, leading his team to various awards at the local and regional levels. The cheerleaders were usually selected for the size of their breast and ass. They all wanted to be chosen by Adrian for the graduation prom dance. But his eyes were set on a girl with a small firm bosom. Since the age of 16, Adrian dreamt of caressing a pair of boobs that were not too prominent, slightly pointed and as hard as a honeydew melon.

He graduated from high school with a general average of 57%. College or university was not in his cards. He got a job at the Trapp Family Lodge Fitness Center. It was to become a turning point in his life.

Adrian is paid to keep the place tidy. He cleans every weight machine after a bodybuilder’s workout; he hands out fresh towels; he wipes the bench in the locker room; he sees that the soap dispenser is full in the shower; he picks up dirty jockstraps if guys leave them behind, washes them, and hangs the sexy gear on hooks to dry out.

One evening, bodybuilder Daniel stays behind, and Adrian gets to admire him closely. Daniel is not without noticing that his pectorals attract the attention of the young man. He flexes his muscles to jiggle his two well-defined hemispheres. Adrian spontaneously lets out an eloquent “Incredible!” A spark unites the two men.

“I think you want to touch them, says Daniel. Why don’t you come over and massage my pecs with oil?”

“I’ve never done this before, but I sure am willing to learn. I didn’t know that guys could have such awesome boobs. I mean… breast. Pecs, I guess is the word, right?”

“Yes, we bodybuilders love to develop our pectorals and highlight our nipples. Between you and me, you can call them virile boobs with manly tits. I love it when a guy plays with them!”

“Wow! This is awesome. Can I kiss your pecs before putting oil on them?”

“Of course. But I get to kiss you on the mouth. You are so handsome, so dead gorgeous!” 

“Well… This is all new to me. If we kiss, will it mean that I’m… homo…sexual…?”

“We both know that men turn us on, Adrian. Don’t worry, my friend. Being gay is a normal thing. It has always existed, but was not always accepted. The times are changing.”

On that note, Daniel embraces Adrian and kisses him gently, then vigorously, even greedily. The young man first blushes, then relaxes, and enjoys feeling the bodybuilder’s tongue into his mouth. Daniel pours oil on Adrian’s hands and guides him for an erotic massage. I say erotic because they both get a hard-on.

“Massage my pectorals as if you were kneading bread. Hit my chest with gusto! Pull your pants down and let me see your hard cock. Rub your dick in the crevice between my boobs, then tickle my nipples with your pink mushroom.”

“Holy fuck! I’ve never felt so excited. I feel my sperm boiling up.”

“That’s the idea, Adrian! Cream my nipples and spread all your white gold on my hard pecs.”

Adrian is a quick learner and enjoys playing with Daniel’s sculpted muscles. But time is running out, and he has to close the fitness center. Daniel invites him to his place for more muscle worshipping, a synonym for “more hot man-to-man pleasures”. He likes to say that a bodybuilder’s butt cheeks are like his pecs; they both are round and firm, they both trigger a hard-on. He intends to initiate Adrian to hot ass fun.

Daniel’s place is a shoe-box condo; living, dining and sleeping quarters all fit in one open rectangle. The walls are covered with reproductions of the most daring illustrations from Physique Pictorial. At the head of the bed, drawings by Tom of Finland make it crystal clear what the occupier likes the most: getting rimmed and fucked. Since Adrian is new to the world of sex between men, Daniel offers him a glass of champagne to create a relaxing atmosphere. They kiss tenderly, caress each other’s crotch, feel the firmness of their desire, and get naked. Adrian’s cock is longer but Daniel’s dick is thicker.

“At the gym, says Adrian, I saw a guy sucking your cock in the shower area and you were moaning with pleasure. I would like to try that, but I guess people would be right in calling me a cocksucker...”

“What we do here, my friend, is nobody’s business. I also want to suck your dick. I’ll show you sixty-nine.”

“Sixty what?”

“Follow me, sweet guy. We will lie on the bed like the numbers 6 and 9, me sucking your long cock while you taste my thick dick.”

No sooner said than done. The feeling of a virile appendage pulsing in his mouth propels Adrian on cloud nine. The two cocksuckers pump man juice at the same rhythm and explode at the same moment. Daniel swallows Adrian’s full load, but his partner is so new to this 69 business that he lets Daniel’s jizz drip out on his face. “I also love to eat my cum, says the bodybuilder; come here and let me lick your face.”

During his cock-sucking baptism, Adrian gets a chance to admire Daniel’s ass. He is flabbergasted to see how the bodybuilder’s butt is a bundle of muscles. Without asking, he caresses the erotic monument of virility and congratulates his mentor. Daniel is obviously pleased that his ass is causing so much excitement. The plan is unfolding as it should.

“I will kneel on the bed and bend down so that you get a close view of my firm asset, explains Daniel. I want you to kiss and caress my buns, slap them if you want, then sniff the crack. Slide your tongue up and down, dart my rosebud…”

“Your what?”

“My asshole. Rosebud is a poetic word for the tastiest part of a man’s body.”

“Er… Really? Umm…, isn’t a shit hole dirty?”

“Don’t worry. My hole is clean, maybe sweaty. But trust me, that will intoxicate you and drive you nuts, pun intended.”

Adrian follows instructions and discovers the joy of rimming. He quickly learns how to tongue-twist his way inside, back and forth, while massaging the butt cheeks. The natural virile aroma, spiced up with hints of sweat, drives him crazy. He had no idea that a shit hole could taste that good. “Wow! I thought I was straight and I now discover that my true orientation is towards men with hot pecs and ass.”

This sexual prowess whets their stomach appetite, and they take a break to eat a chicken salad that Daniel always keeps in the refrigerator. During the meal, the bodybuilder explains that some of his buddies don’t consider themselves gay just because they suck a cock or get their ass fucked. They see it as part of muscle worshipping. Sexual orientation does not come into consideration. “But I consider myself gay, proud of it in fact, and you should too, my dear Adrian. I would love to date you, maybe even become your lover.”

There is no dessert on the menu. No pie, no cake, not even yogurt and fresh fruits. That doesn’t stop Daniel from longing for a creamy treat… hard and deep in his fuck chute. “Adrian, would you like to shove your long juicy cock in my ass? I’ve been dreaming of getting fucked by you since the first day you walked in the Trapp Family Lodge Fitness Center.” This is again a first for the handsome dirty blond young man. Daniel explains that he is HIV negative, and that he wants to be penetrated bareback.

The bodybuilder’s ass is slightly hairy and very tight. Well lubricated with massage oil, Adrian’s stiff slender cock works its way into Daniel’s begging arse hole, into his love canal. At each thrust, the virile muscled lover moans louder and louder. “Holy fuck! This is divine! You may be a novice but you are surely gifted to pound a man like he should be. A real man’s ass is made for a cock and yours fits perfectly!”

You will not be surprised to know that Daniel and Adrian met regularly, not just for gay sex but also for social activities and for hiking on Mount Mansfield. They became lovers and moved in together. Adrian started exercising with the guidance of a hot trainer. In no time, they were two bodybuilders sculpting their muscles with brio, placing each other on the Altar of Virility. Stowe, Vermont, never had such avid ass and dick worshippers.

Some of you may know that TGIF means Thank God It’s Friday. Now, you know that TGIG means Thank God I’m Gay.