Stranger Things in my Ass

Reader discretion is adviced, this story contain graphic content depicting violence and rape which may not be suitable to all readers. This is a fictional story and do not portray real events or real persons.

“Monster on the Loose in Hawkins!” The newspaper read. I almost choked on my cereal. What? Nothing ever happens in Hawkins and now we have a monster? It didn’t make sense.

I read the witness accounts who were all male and claimed that the monster came out of nowhere and raped them at night while they were alone. They described the monster as a large muscular figure who was dark and slimy and, instead of a face, it had four flaps like a flower used for sucking. And the attacks weren’t random, each stated that they’d had sex the night before or released semen in some way, and the monster was after their semen. I was chief of police, yet this was the first I’d heard of it, so I knew the witnesses were probably some bored men hungry for fame since they went to a journalist before the police. Wait, now I remember, someone had called last night saying that an alien creature had sex with them, but I figured it was just a prank call. A sex alien? Yeah right. At the end of the article, it stated in bold letters, “During this time, refrain from sex to keep safe.” I chuckled, “Like that’s gonna happen. This must be some anti-sex propaganda by the town council or a crazy gay man’s fantasy running wild."

I set down the newspaper after I finished my cereal and got ready for work. As I put on my police uniform, I wondered what crazy people seeking celebrity would come in claiming they’d seen the monster. I shook my head and sighed as I anticipated the long day ahead and drove to the police station.

When I got to the station, the place was in a frenzy with horrified officers gossiping about the monster.

“Did y’all hear about the monster? I refuse to be assigned to that mission, there’s no way I’m going near a sex-addicted monster who likes men,” one said.

“All I know is I’m not having sex for as long as this monster’s out there. I’m not taking any chances,” another said.

“Y’all actually believe that news?” I said. I seemed like the only rational officer unfazed by this story.

“My cousin was one of the witnesses that came forward. He’s straight as an arrow and wouldn’t make it up. Ever since it happened, he’s been different, suffering some sort of trauma or something.”

The rest of the officers shuddered as if this confirmed their worst fears.

“That settles it, I’m sleeping with my shotgun,” Phil said, who I’ve worked with in the police force for years.

“Even if it is real, I’m sure it would go for someone more attractive Phil,” I said with a smirk, breaking the tension and getting a laugh from the rest of the guys.

“Well, if it had a choice between me and you then I’d definitely be in danger,” he retorted.

We all spent the next few minutes debating who was more attractive and whether this monster was real. Until a short plump man came through the door claiming the monster had gotten him last night. He was frantic and stumbling over his words. “Unbelievable, already getting claims from lunatics before I’d even gotten my morning coffee,” I thought. But as chief of police, they referred him to me since this was beginning to be such a big issue. “Great start to my day,” I grumbled.

The man was shaking as he sat down in front of me and had a wide-eyed frightened look on his face like he’d seen something he couldn’t unsee. “T-thank you for your time. I’ll tell you exactly what happened so hopefully you can catch this monster.”

Catch something that doesn’t exist? Apparently, our police force had turned to ghostbusters overnight.  “Sure, go on,” I mumbled as I grabbed a sheet of paper to take notes.

“It started two nights ago. Me and my lover had sex and we were going to have it again the next night, but he was called to work a night shift.”

I knew it, just another gay guy with a vivid imagination.

“As I was sleeping alone in my bed last night, I woke up to see this dark monster seeping through the wall and walking toward me. It looked exactly like the accounts in the newspaper and immediately ripped my clothes off and wasted no time taking advantage of me. It sucked my penis and stuck it’s… thing up my anus. It seemed to somehow know all my kinks and fetishes because I was expecting the sex to be painful, but it was one of the most pleasurable sexual encounters I’ve experienced.”

My cock was bulging in my pants. I still didn’t believe it, but it was hot to think about.

“But then, after it’d prepared me for what it wanted, like Hansel and Gretel, it sucked all the semen out of my penis for which felt like forever. I felt like it was draining my life force, but just before I thought I might die, it stopped and retreated through the walls. I laid in my bed extremely weak for hours.”

I was glad my desk covered my raging erection. I still didn’t know if I believed it or not, but the truth was, I was an gay man who didn’t have sex often since I was known as the police officer who’d put one of his lovers in jail—for good reason mind you, he wrecked my house and swung at me with a knife during a heated argument—and everyone was afraid I'd throw them in jail too. The whole town labeled me as a corrupt cop in the romance department and trying to find a partner was like trying to find love as a leper. I hadn’t had sex in a while and if this monster was real, it could be my chance to finally have that satisfaction.

“So can you help me?” His question snapped me out of my daydream, and he looked at me with hope.

“Yes, thank you for your account. This’ll help us get closer to finding the monster and getting rid of it. Don’t worry, we have this under control,” I assured him.

“Thank you so much sir!” He marched out of my office with renewed optimism.

The rest of the day was hectic as everyone tried to develop a plan to stop the monster, but the whole day I couldn’t stop fantasizing about having sex with the monster. I knew it was dangerous but, by the end of the workday, I’d decided I’d try to entice it to make me its next victim.

That night, I masturbated and ejaculated in a bowl to leave it out by my bed for the monster. I didn’t know if it would work but it was the best I could think of. All that was left to do was wait. I laid in my bed and fell asleep to my fantasies.

I awoke to a low growl behind me. I rolled over and looked up to see black slime dripping from the ceiling. A black hole of slime spread until a black figure dropped from the ceiling with a thud. Beside my bed rose the monster! A large black muscular creature with long fingers and black goo dripping from its body. And its head only consisted of four flower-petal-like flaps for a mouth that hissed when he opened them. I couldn’t feel happiness that my plan had worked, all I felt was sheer terror.

It ambled toward me, stopping for a brief moment to slurp up the present I’d left him in the bowl. As it stood in front of me, it casted a menacing shadow over me and released a low growl. In a burst of speed, it ripped off my clothes and I was left naked on the bed. It jumped on top of me and pinned my arms and legs with overwhelming strength. Then, it’s mouth attached to my cock. The four wet flaps twisted and turned and went up and down my shaft. I stopped resisting and let the monster take full control. It moved to my balls, swirling my balls in its mouth and swallowing both my dick and balls with the strength of a vacuum. The guy was right about it knowing kinks, I love my balls getting sucked. I moaned in ecstasy.

The monster twisted me over until I was on my hands and knees. I felt its slithering tongue lick my anus and penetrate me deep like a human cock. If this is its tongue, what’s its cock going to be like? I hadn’t seen its cock but from the man’s account I was sure he had one.

It flipped me over again onto my back and used its calloused hands to push my legs back and lean over me into the open missionary position. Then, its cock began to emerge from its body. I watched in awe as its member grew into ten inches of veiny cock dripping with goo. With its slime as lube, it sank its cock into my anus and got halfway before I squealed. It hissed in anger and jammed its tongue down my throat to muffle my screams as it restarted and stuffed its entire cock up my anus. Once my anus adapted to his size, he thrusted his cock back and forth inside me with speed. I moaned in pleasure as I admired his rippling muscles all throughout his body. Then, when I was ready to climax. He pulled out and quickly attached his mouth to my cock. With his flaps my sliding around my cock I couldn’t hold it any longer and my cum shot into his mouth. As soon as I came, his mouth sucked with the force of a thousand vacuums and drained all the semen that existed in my balls. I groaned and quivered as more cum was leaving my body than ever before and started to black out. Just before I did, it removed its mouth from my cock, my cum dripping from its mouth. It let out a satisfied purr then, as quick as it entered, it disappeared into the walls.

I laid there breathing hard, too tired to recount what had happened. But I smiled knowing that was the best sex I’ve ever had. I also knew another thing: I wanted it to return tomorrow night.

That night, after my energy was restored, I left another bowl of cum out for the monster. And the monster returned to please my desires. This repeated for weeks until I read the headline in the newspaper, “The Monster Has Stopped Ravaging Hawkins!”

The monster and I maintained our relationship for months until it seemed to get what it came here for and one day never returned. I’d saved Hawkins, but I longed for its return because I knew I could never return to human sex again.