Sexual Smorgasbord Menu

On his 50th birthday, Greg decides to organize a smorgasbord, but a very special version of the original Swedish smörgåsbord which is a buffet offering a variety of foods and dishes such as hors d’oeuvres, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheeses, salads, and relishes. He has been around the gay scene for ages, has met tricks left and right, and has experienced a variety of sexual gratifications. He chooses five dishes for his private birthday smorgasbord party: mouth, armpits, nipples, cock and ass. He has never been into heavy foot fetish.

As a librarian-archivist, Greg keeps records of his partners’performances. A black notebook lists the name, date and place of each sexual encounter in chronological order since his coming out in 1974. There are over 10,000 entries with a rating system consisting of up to ten stars. In the 1990s, Greg found a phallus stamp and got rid of the star code. He spends a whole week to list only the 10-cock stars. He has obviously lost track of many hot studs, but manages to contact the five birthday guests he wants to host and taste in harmony, not to say gluttony. Greg and his five guests can interact freely, of course.

As you may have already figured out, the mouth is a versatile menu item used for kissing, sucking nipples and cock, licking armpits and eating an ass hole. The secret lies in the art of tasting. Let’s take the example of the armpits where taste and smell go hand in hand. Greg adores man scent. He asks Jim not to shower so that he can sniff and lick him clean. “Nothing worse than going in to lick a pit and getting a mouthful of deodorant!” Hairy is definitely a must and armpits after a hard work out top the list. Jim fulfils these conditions. His armpits are a spot where pheromones are really strong. “My dear Greg, this is better than any hit of poppers!” Jim’s illustrates well how armpits are associated to masculinity, power and virile sex.

I have recently published a short story on the sexual gratification obtained by nipple play. I will not repeat myself, but will stress that many guys get hard by sucking a man’s tits or having their own nipples squeezed, pinched and sucked. For Greg, they are two golden opportunities to get aroused. Henry is the guest who will offer Greg to feed on a unique tap of Virility. Henry’s lightly hairy nipples are perky and super sensitive. Greg buries in face in the crevasse while twisting firmly the buttons. That is just a prelude to a hot sought-after experience: jerking off by rubbing his cock on Henry’s virile tits. Greg engages in that fuckin hot practice with enthusiasm and wild energy. He keeps some white gold for Jim’s armpits too. All three sniff, lick and suck, releasing sweat that spices their threesome adventure.

For most straight people, an ass is something used to sit on or shit out. You well know that we see the rear end quite differently. Spanking, rimming, fucking, and fisting come to mind instantly. Greg has a very tight ass hole is not into painful penetration; but since he has a rather long and thick cut cock, he loves to shove it in a man’s butt, with a preference for bareback performance. He also adores rimming. Greg can eat a guy’s ass for breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight snack. For his 50th anniversary, he has scheduled a chocolate treat. Barry is a Black guy with a smooth wide rear end and a perky rosebud. Greg caresses, kisses and licks the firm dark peach before tongue-twisting his way inside to taste the divine hole. Barry has to moan with pleasure and beg on his knees to have Greg fuck him hard and deep while he alternately sucks off Jim and Henry.

Greg has a reserve of white gold and adores to make double use of his creamy reward. His pounding is so strong, so deep, that Barry has the impression that Greg is knocking on his heart. “Don’t stop! Make me your slave! Fuck me like a gay demon!” These submissive calls energize Greg and increase both the volume and the power of his satanic tool. His outpour of jizz floods Barry’s shit hole, but that is only the first step. Greg pulls out his wild engine and positions himself to receive what he has given. Barry is an obedient servant and pushes back the thick man juice so that Greg can felch it greedily. As you can imagine, Greg does not swallow the whole load, he keeps part of it to cream Barry’s, Jim’s and Henry’s face in a wild French kiss exchange.

As mentioned above, Greg is well endowed. He loves to have his dynamite stick sucked while reciprocating: 69 is a must. For this anniversary present, he calls upon Jean-Marc, a French-Canadian lumberjack equipped like a stallion to fuck his mouth. Jean-Marc’s uncut tool quickly sports a huge purple knob that Greg licks like a lolipop while squeezing the huge hairy balls. Jean-Marc loves to make Greg choke with pleasure. His bitte (bat) is trained to explore his partner’s taste buds. Jean-Marc is 100% gay and a firm believer of flooding any tapette’s (faggot) mouth with thick white gold, like a snow storm. He wants to see his cum overflow and drip on Greg’s lips and chin, then clean it with swallow-kisses. While Greg gradually approaches his climax, and before he explodes in the lumberjack’s mouth which acts like a vacuum, Jean-Marc gets to suck Barry, Jim and Henry all in one mouthful.

Oral sex is not limited to 69 and rimming. Greg’s last guest is Farhad, a dark skin Iranian who adores using his mouth not only to kiss. His name means “helper” in the Persian language, and Farhad intends to help Greg celebrate his 50th anniversary in style. A sweet kiss is the first step, but Farhad is a creative partner and he quickly switches in second gear by spitting in Greg’s mouth and sucking his tongue to get back his saliva. The next step or gear consists in covering Greg with hot Persian lips and breath on just about every part of his body: ear lobes, neck, pectorals, armpits, navel, balls, cock, ass cheeks, and ass hole. Barry offers his toes. Jim gets a thigh swap. Henry feels Farad’s lips on his nipples. Last but not least, Jean-Marc pees on the Persian lips.

The birthday party is a smashing success. Jim (armpits), Henry (nipples), Barry (ass play), Jean-Marc (cock sucking), and Farhad (kissing) all get 10 on 10, a total of 50 points for a 50th anniversary.