Santa Claus is a red-hot Top

Santa’s Boxing Day Extravaganza

According to the song ‘Twas the night before Christmas, Santa Claus’s reindeer were called Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder and Blixem. But if you have read Santa Claus Is A Red-Hot Top, you know that he had seven young dudes in various colored jockstraps pulling his sleigh. They are called Red Dashing Cowboy, Orange Ballet Dancer, Yellow Sweet Prick, Green Tom of Finland, Blue Slutty Star, Purple Cupid Pig and Rainbow Thunder. They helped him fill stockings with sex toys, condoms and lube. They are now back to the North Pole, where the Canadian postal code is H0H 0H0, or Ho, Ho, Ho as Santa likes to say. Today, December 26th, is what some countries call Boxing Day. 

There are competing theories for the origins of the term “Boxing Day”, none of which are definitive. It is sometimes believed to be in reference to the alms box in Christian churches to collect donations for the poor, distributed on the feast of St. Stephen, which falls on December 26th. The Oxford English Dictionary gives the first attestations from Britain in the 1830s, defining it as “the first weekday after Christmas day, observed as a holiday on which postmen, errand boys, and servants of various kinds expect to receive a Christmas box”. A contemporary meaning refers to the day after Christmas, where you pile up the gifts received in boxes, return some to the store, and exchange them for a different gift. In the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and United States, Boxing Day is primarily known as a shopping holiday. Sales are common and shops often allow dramatic price reductions (but not as much as Black Friday in the US, the day after Thanksgiving Day). For many merchants, Boxing Day has become the day of the year with the greatest revenue. 

For Santa Claus, Boxing Day is a time of joyful lust because he gets to kiss, suck, rim and fuck his seven “reindeer-dudes” all day long. They have worked non-stop for 24 hours, across the globe, and their jockstraps are full of sweat and a bit of pee leaks. That provides an intoxicating aroma that gets Santa pretty horny. He first buries his nose in Red Dashing Cowboy’s pouch, sniffs the strong virile fragrance, licks the damp fabric, and gets drunk with the wild aroma that emanates from the now bursting jockstrap. Orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and rainbow bulges immediately line up for Santa’s olfactory inspection. Green Tom of Finland even offers his boots and armpits to be also licked, and that gets Santa stiff hard. 

Orange Ballet Dancer has a cute round butt that begs to be stuffed like a Christmas turkey. Santa is obviously ready to enter this back door without knocking, but he first wants to taste the hungry hole. He snaps the elastic bands on the chocolate-colored skin, and starts to tongue-twists his way in, triggering moans of pleasure, and lubricating the divine rosebud. As Santa shoves his dick inside Orange Ballet Dancer’s ass, Yellow Sweet Prick positions himself to get sucked by the jolly “Père Noël”. Santa fucks an ass and is face-fucked at the same time. Either way, the result is ropes of man juice.   

Blue Slutty Star and Purple Cupid Pig know exactly what Santa is now dreaming about. His prominent ass is covered with down and sweats lust. The two dudes are ready to attack, and give Santa the wildest gift he can wish for. They kiss, lick, bite and spank his ass, taking turn in slapping their rod in the hairy crack. Santa Claus moans and groans before issuing his orders: “Your cock in my ass, hard and deep, without lubrication, naturally wild.” Blue Slutty Star has a thick uncut bazooka while Purple Cupid Pig’s trouser snake is slim, long and cut. Both engines plough their way at the same time, filling Santa’s hungry hole like a stallion that bogs a mare. “Holy Fuck! You are so powerful, don’t stop, keep pounding me till you explode loads of creamy nectar.” 

Rainbow Thunder his watching closely at the comings and goings of two hard-working dicks, encouraging Blue Slutty Star and Purple Cupid Pig to smash Santa’s butt like gay demons. When his two friends scream with pleasure, announcing an upcoming eruption, he approaches to absorb the overflow that now drips from the satiated ass. Rainbow Thunder fills his mouth and moves quickly to French-kiss Santa Claus. Snowballing is the icing on the cake!