Piss adventure in an RV

Last year the aunt who raised me passed away. I was her care giver as well as having a full time job. I decided it was finally time to take a vacation. I didn’t have a particular literary. I was meandering toward Shasta from the San Francisco Bay Area. I figured I’d just drive my little vintage Honda Civic until I got tired and look for camp grounds. I got as far north as Ukiah. 

There was a campground just out side of the city. Being late summer it got dark about nine. Dark usually means time to sleep but I wasn’t tired. I lay in my tent and was lazily jerking off. I looked at porn in my phone. I got a beep telling me I had a message on one of the hook up sites. It was a good looking older guy with the screen name “pig emoji 4 peach emoji”. 

Hot. I’m a pig for having my ass played with. What was particularly interesting was that he was very near by. After a few messages it was clear he was in the same campground. I went over to visit. He had a big RV. I messaged to say I was outside. When he opened the door all I could see was his huge manly frame silhouetted in the doorway wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. 

I entered without a word. As soon as the door was closed he embraced me a kissed me deep. We were not fucking around with words. He was slightly taller than me and built. I am not a small guy. I stand 6’2” and weigh in about 170. “I recognised you from your profile photo earlier. I’m glad you wrote back.” He said. His voice was low and thick.“That makes two of us!” I said. “For now.” He grunted. 

Ha! I thought. His cock is so big it’s gonna make me regret writing back, eh? We’ll see about that. I reached down and grabbed his package through the towel around his waist. What I noticed first was how hard he was. As I stroked it I realised it was also fucking huge. Never too big to make me regret it. He must have sensed my joy because he broke off the kiss and chuckled. “You like it? Maybe you should take a closer look.” His husky deep voice made my knees weak. 

He let the towel fall to the floor and a 10 inch sausage just waved at me. I grinned at the thought of that thing working its way up my ass. I knelt down and held it at eye level. It was a beautiful uncut cock with low hanging balls. Oh yeah, this was going to be a good vacation. I licked his musky balls and savoured the taste. 

I rolled back his foreskin out his dick head in my mouth. He sighed. He tasted salty. “Your cock tastes a little like piss, man. Hot.”“Oh, you like that?!” He looked down into my eyes. I coyly shrugged and smiled a mischievous smile.“Excellent.” He groaned. “We’re gonna have fun. Do you like surprises?”I looked at him quizzically. “Yeah, of course.” He closed his eyes and nodded. I went back to sucking his lovely cock. As soon as I got his cock head a little ways down my throat I felt it lurch a little. 

Oh shit is he cumming already? I swallowed and opened my throat to receive a blast. Then a blast came indeed! A forceful stream shot down my throat. At first I couldn’t believe how hard he was cumming. It only took a moment to realise he wasn’t cumming at all. He was pissing straight down my throat. I coughed and gasped. 

He bellowed with laughter as his piss stream slowed and drenching the front of my shirt. I was furious. What the fucking fuck, you fucking asshole?! “You did say you liked surprises.”  My anger faded quickly as I thought how hot this scene was. In truth I am kind of a piss freak I just wasn’t ready for that right then, but I admitted out loud, “Yeah, I guess I did ask for that.”He raised an eyebrow and smirked. 

Damn it he was pretty charming to go along with his good looks. This was the first time I really looked around at my surroundings. The RV was as big as my apartment. That’s not saying a lot I guess. But the RV was really roomy. It was as big as a city bus. “Do you stay in this thing all year round?” 

“Yup, this is home for now. I got a settlement at work and am out discovering America.” He was subtly removing my clothes as he spoke. Somehow it wasn’t awkward. “Just our on the road on your own?” I asked. 

He shrugged,”sometimes.”He was behind me now. His hands kneaded my shoulders and my back. I leaned forward over the settee facing the entry area where we had stood. The table was cold on my belly. The lust in my body was burning hot so it was a welcome contrast. His giant hands managed my back lower and lower until he got to my gluteus. He spread my ass cheeks and started licking my hole. I felt the stubble of his chin on my ass and his hot tongue darting into my ass hole. 

“Do you want me to use a condom? I am clean and I am on prep” I was glad he asked. “So am I and so am I.  I’m cool to bareback.” He grunted a happy reply. He started rubbing lube on my asshole. I don’t know from where he got the bottle but I didn’t care. I felt cold on my tight pucker. He worked a finger into my asshole. I groaned a welcome. 

I felt some fresh cool live as he worked in a second finger. He worked the fingers around in a circle loosening my hole. Then a third and I felt some cool lube squirt into my rectum. He was not kidding with it. I was grateful because I saw the giant cock he was going to be putting in me. He had four fingers up to the second knuckle working round and round. “You ready for this?” His husky voice made my asshole hungry. “If you mean you’re going to slowly fuck me, I am definitely ready.”  

His fingers came out and were replaced by a fat, hard cock head. The head slid in easily. He fucked in and out slowly, a little deeper with each stroke. My hole felt hot. He was just beginning to bump my prostate. I groaned. He thrust deeper and deeper until, bam! I dull pain all at one time. “Ack!” My body jerked. “Ok. I’ll stop for a second” he said. I was slightly embarrassed to be like a little virgin again. His big cock had found the end of my rectum and was searching for the second sphincter. 

He leaned forward and gently pushed. My guts seemed to work its way around this giant invading cock. After a minute he pushed further. Oh fuck yes. Now he was in. He went back to fucking me slowly. Deeper and deeper. I knew with a patient liver like this he was going to be able to fuck me balls deep. He pulled out several inches and pushed in several inches. I was losing my ability to make words. He slowly pulled all the way out and I felt cold air enter my gaping butt hole. 

He giggled.“Oh look, you’re gaping already!”He squirted a quantity of lube straight into my yawning gape. It was chilly. But the sensation was quickly replaced by hot cock. It stretched my asslips. I knew I was gripping his schlong. He was able to go as deep as he had been quite quickly. His pace increased. 

Now he was fucking me proper. I gripped the table and I felt my hard cock sway with each thrust. We were rocking that RV properly. The suspension gave a slight squeak with every thrust. I closed my eyes and went on the ride. My breath was in rhythm with the invading cock in my guts and the roll of the RV. Then the swaying of the RV felt out of rhythm. I opened my eyes and almost had a heart attack. 

I heard his voice behind me echo a statement from before “you did say you liked surprises.”I was naked splayed out pinned down on a table with a huge cock in my ass facing someone I’d never seen with arms full of grocery bags. I didn’t know what to do. I was literally at a loss for words. 

They looked at me with an odd expression like “where did you come from?” Then looked up at the guy who was still 10 inches deep in my ass. They chuckled a little “fucking a, Howard. I’m not even going to ask where you found this one.” As they gestured toward me. I was confused on everything about this new comer. Should I wriggle free and run? Who was this? The wife? The boyfriend? I couldn’t even tell the gender of this person. He stammered a little. “Hey babe, look what followed me home.”Now I’m a lost puppy. I was confused. But he made no attempt to pull out of me. 

He just held me down on the table but I could feel his hard cock softening deep inside me. “You got a name, stranger?” She asked (I think she was a she).“Erm, uh, hi. I didn’t know. Uh Jay. I’m Jay.”I felt a warming sensation in my ass. I reactively gasped and groaned. I could see behind me, Howard (as I now know his name) was grinning ear to ear. 

She looked incredulous. “Howard! You’re pissing in him right now aren’t you?!”He nodded like a 5 years old knowing he was getting away with something naughty. And the pressure of the stream stopped“He likes it!”As the hot flood continued I couldn’t help but audibly agree. Howard continued, “Erin, this is Jay. Jay this is Erin.”Erin looked doubtful. “So, Jay.” It was hard to concentrate because Howard had resumed filling my bowels.She began again. “Jay. 

You like piss?”I sheepishly grinned and nodded. She raised her brows and tilted her head. Finally setting down the groceries she did something I was not at all expecting. She unzipped her jeans and pulled out a penis which she presented to me. Stunned I didn’t know what to do. She saw my confusion. “Open.”I opened my mouth and she got up on her tippy toes so she could shove her flaccid cock into my waiting mouth. She grabbed the back of my head and started giggling. Then unleashed a storm of piss. 

I gulped as fast as I could I tried to let it just squirt directly down my throat but again I was caught off guard. I couldn't help but to gasp. Her cock was getting hard. I coughed some more and some of Howard’s piss squirted out past his soft dick. I heard Howard behind me. “Clamp down for a second, Jay.” 

I tightened up my stretched ass hole as hard as I could. He pulled his massive softy out and replaced it with a finger. I heard rustling behind me but I could turn my head since Erin still help me by my hair. I felt something hard touch the back of my legs. Howard said “ok, shit it out.”I complied. 

I expelled the warm piss enema trusting he was going to catch it in something. Fuck it. It wasn’t my RV. A copious amount of liquid squirted out of my ass. I bore down again and another gush shot out. I heard it being collected in some kind of bucket. Had it been there waiting the whole time? Like the lube bottle it was a mystery. We all laughed. 

I mean it was just so fucking ridiculous what else could we do? “Ok Jay, are you ready? I’m not done and I was holding this for a fucking half hour.”I grinned. “Fuck yes!” I opened my mouth without being instructed. Again she got in her toes to raise her cock high enough to my waiting mouth. This time she was kinda half mast so I swallowed her cock into my throat and nodded a slight “ok”. 

She sighed relief and the firehouse was turned back on. I was able to keep up this time as she pissed straight into my stomach. I felt the tension in her core relax. The grip on my head relaxed also. She pulled out and I took a big breath of air. “Nice! You’re good at that!!” She exclaimed. “Thanks.” I said shyly. Now I took a better look at her. She was more gender fluid than trans or anything else. Just kind somewhere in between. Feminine air but her clothes weren’t even particularly feminine. His voice was high but not a lot. 

Fuck, I don’t care they were sexy as fuck and totally kinky. I was stoked. I rolled over on my back. I had been on that table so long it felt like my personal platform. Erin reached out and grasped my aching hard on her their hand and bent forward to kiss me. Howard laughed, “So we can keep him!”  Oh brother. Back to the start dog thing. Haha! Ok, if getting it in with a hot variety of sexy assed humans is what is going on, I’ll be the adopted stray! “Jay, I’d really like to fuck you some more.”It felt humorously formal considering what had just happened. “Howard, I would also enjoy that. 

I do have a request that you do not cum in my ass.”He looked disappointed. I continued, “I would very much prefer that you came in my mouth so I might swallow it.”His face lit up. “Thank you, Jay. I am willing to comply with this request. It would be my privilege to watch you eat my wad.”Erin came back in wearing considerably less clothing. “What are you two idiots doing? 

Howard, get your big dumb dick back in his ass while I fuck his mouth.”I laughed at their cheekiness. With their new attire they had transformed once more I could see that Erin was short but seemingly taller now, very slim making traditional gender even more elusive. They were covered with tattoos. 

They wore no clothing unless you count jewellery as clothing. They wore a fine silver chain around their waist. 90s style, I was glad to see that make a comeback oh and high heels. That was definitely feminine and also why taller now. Erin’s slim, long cock was hard now. It was not huge but certainly nice. Howard greased his fat monster cock which seemed to be pulsing and harder than before. 

He put my ankles up on his shoulders and entered me gingerly. He knew just how far he could go before having to slow down. I could feel the delicious heat from the friction on my pissy asshole. I smiled as I looked up at the beautiful Erin. They grinned down at me as they lowered their balls onto my mouth I kissed and licked. I fondled that sweet cock until I simply needed it in my mouth. Howard wasted no time working that thick monster back deep inside me. I felt so full! 

I put Erin’s cock in my mouth and felt even fuller. From both sides I was being filled. They fucked me in unison both filling me at the same time. Then alternating I was on the most mind bending sexual see saw ever! When the urge hit me I was barely aware but I had to piss. I let a little stream out. Testing the water so to speak. A mouth clamped down on my cock. I don’t know which one it was. Erin I’d guessed. When my piss started coming they squeezed my dick stopping the flow. 

Erin said “I have to pee again.” I took a deep breath pulled their hips to my upturned head and nodded the ok. They sunk back down on my cock too. We were in a blissful piss drinking 69. It didn’t even occurred to me that that could be a thing!! Then the trifecta Howard started pissing in my ass again!  This was piss bliss. I gulped all that gold! There wasn’t near as much this time. 

That would have been impossible since my belly was still so full from before that I was praying I wouldn’t puke. Erin’s piss stopped and try pulled out just long enough I could catch a breath. Then they started fucking my throat in earnest. Howard, not to be left out picked up his pace too. With each of his thrust a sloppy squelch of loose hole and piss sloshed. I groaned with excitement. Howard groaned. “Oh fuck. Unng, Oh fuck!”Erin was ravaging my throat their balls were slapping my nose. 

I wanted all the come. Even in my highly aroused madness I had enough wits to know I was eating both of their come loads. I reached up and gently tugged Erin’s swinging ballsack. 

They fucked faster. My face was turning red. I couldn’t breathe! I drove a finger in their ass hole and she leaned back into it. Thank goodness because I got a dose of blessed oxygen. I retrieved my finger long enough to spit on it and put it back into their tight sphincter. With that Erin roughly crammed their hard on back in my mouth “Uhhhh!!” She exclaimed and blasted burst after burst of stick sweet cum in my mouth. There was so much. It was thin but the taste was incredible!!  

Howard was so excited by the sight he slowed his fucking. I think he was afraid he would blow his wad too quickly in my ass after promising that he too would feed me. Erin slumped in exhaustion. Howard was having no part in that. “Erin, be a good host and give the man your ass!”His fucking was almost at a slow steady pace now. My hole would never be the same after this anyhow. 

We had to stop a minute. We were all exhausted but so excited to fuck that it was a conundrum. Howard pulled out of me with an audible plop! Followed by a trickle of hot spent piss. I steadied myself as got off the table. I stood for the first time in what seemed like a lifetime. More of Howard’s piss trickled out of my yawning asshole. Howard filled some large glasses with water. 

He handed one to me and Erin and drank one himself. With a shit eating grin he filled the glasses again once they’d been emptied and then another time. I couldn’t drink a third glass because my belly was still achingly full of Erin’s piss. He and Erin drank another glass then to my amazement yet another! Erin picked up the plastic bottle of lube which I now see is as big as a shampoo bottle. 

They poured some of this clear goop which I now know was J-Lube in their palm and made a show of arching their back and making their hot asshole nice a slick mess. Two fingers entered then three. Erin has small hands but I was a little surprised by how quickly that hole was widening. Four up to the knuckles. My cock was hard again. Harder. That little show got me going! Howard put a towel on the piss wet table and gestured that I resume my position. 

I stepped up on the bench and lay down where I had been. Erin followed me up and squatted over my aching hard on. They looked me in the eyes as they lowered themself down onto my rock hard cock. Erin lowered down until I was about three inches deep them to my surprise they just dropped in a free fall to take my seven inches down to the root. All that piss and water was having an effect. 

If I didn’t need to pee so badly I would have come immediately. Erin’s eyes were half closed as they cooed at me. “You almost just shot your hot fucking load up my sweet whore ass, didn’t you?” I nodded unable to speak. “Why don’t you give me that spunk? You know I want it” and they rose up and down raising almost all the way our then slam all the way back down. “Uhhh.” I stammered. “I can’t. I have to piss again.”

Up they rose and slam back down! “Oh is that all? Give me that first then!” I sat up meeting them face to face and kissed deeply.  I turned Erin over until they were laying on the table. Howard was amused by all this and just sat stroking himself as if this were all just a show for him. Without ever leaving the grip of Erin’s gorgeous ass I rolled them up on their shoulders. 

I was up in my knees and my cock pointed straight down. I took a deep breath and relaxed. I heard a gasp from Erin as my cock jolted with a jet of golden pee. I just let it rip. I didn’t care if it overflowed out of that sweet ass. I didn’t care if she was uncomfortable. After that brutal throat fucking maybe I was feeling slightly sadistic. Payback is a bitch, bitch. 

I was really pissing now. I realised that the last piss I took wasn’t even a complete piss. I had been too hard and too excited to let it all come out. I pulled Erin’s legs higher so their torso was even more vertical. I had a gallon of piss to give and it was all going in Erin’s gut, damn it. Erin looked up at me pleadingly. I gave her a cartoon smirk. “Most of it is the piss you gave me, baby.”They resolved themself adjusted their back and belly and seemed to open another corridor to accept my urine stream. 

I was doing my best to fill that one too. Erin began to look a little incredulous expecting the piss stream to stop any moment. It wasn’t. Their belly distended slightly and I felt the pressure in my bladder relax. “Ahhhh. That’s much better.”  I sighed. And pulled my half hard cock out of her wet sloppy hole.  

Howard was still amused. His thick baritone said “I want some!”They reached up to block the back pressure from their flooded gut. Awkwardly I helped them up to their high heeled feet and to the edge of the table. Howard arranged himself to lay on his back on the bench next to the table and opened his mouth. I steadied Erin as they squatted over the edge above Howard’s waiting mouth. 

Erin removed their hand and emptied their bowels with a force of an overturned basin. Pint after pint poured into Howard’s greedy, gulping mouth spilling all over his face and pooling a wet mess under the table. I couldn’t help but be a little proud of the mess I made on these intimate strangers. 

The stream trickled to drops and Erin saw the soaking mess in Howard and my pride filled face and began to laugh. We all joined in. This was piggy sex the way I liked it. Fun! Lighthearted. Raunchy. My cock was getting back to its rightful hardness. I wanted to fuck the shit out of Erin’s hot ass. I lifted them up and they wrapped their legs around my waist. My cock slid into that fantastic hole in one slick gulp. 

I laid Erin on the couch and started really fucking. I felt Howard feeling up my hole from behind. Oh yes. I’ve only tasted one load of come tonight and I wanted to swallow his too. I was sinking my dick in them as deep as I could. I figured Erin was used to to getting fucked by Howard’s giant tree-trunk of a cock and I was not going to come close. All I had to offer in trade was enthusiasm. So that what I gave. If Erin’s coos were any indication I was doing alright. I could feel Howard getting into position behind me. 

This time he was not as gentle as before. I was still sticky with lube and piss and lust. I was ready. I went as deep as I could into sweet Erin and Howard began his own onslaught on my gaping ass. When I pulled out of Erin, Howard thrust deeper into me. When I pushed into Erin, somehow, impossibly, Howard still thrust deeper into me. We became a furious fucking machine. 

Eventually I could feel a tingle start from below the earth and high in the air come upon me like a slow lightning bolt. “Unngh!! I’m gah! I’m fucking coming!!!” With my furious fucking and having my guts invaded by a colossal penis I was having one of the biggest orgasms to date. I blew was after was into Erin’s joyfully accepting ass. “Fuck yes, Jay!! Fill me up. Fill me all the way up!!”  I came for what seemed like hours. I knew I was blasting a pints of jism into that sweet ass. 

Howard did not lighten up. He was inspired he lifted me off Erin and threw me onto my back on the couch. He was jamming the entire ten inches into me slapping his balls into my tailbone. I was in a delicious post orgasmic glow being used by a magic cock. I opened my eyes to see a sinister smile on Erin’s face. They put a high heel next to my upfacing head and lowered their ass to my face. 

I tongued that beautiful hole that had just given me so much pleasure. I head her grunt and she pushed out my own massive wad into my hungry mouth. I was felching my own cum. I greedily licked and sucked as she shit out a copious cream pie. I ate it with absolute joy. Just as I was licking the final traces of cum from her ass Howard instructed them to move aside. As she moved he took their place. 

He jerked his cock furiously. His swaying balls promised to deliver even more of what I craved. I ignored the new empty feeling of my gaping asshole. He shot a thick rope of come across my mouth. Erin helped push it into my mouth. He shot again directly on my tongue this time. Then another and another. He kept cumming wad after wad. It was the biggest deposit of semen I have ever seen out of one man. It was so thick it was almost chewy. I swallowed every bit that fell in my mouth. 

The ever vigilant Erin knew my excitement and used their fingers to put any errant cum into my hungry mouth. I was in heaven!!  We all fell into a heap. After a few moments we made the wet table settee into a large bed on which we all lay. 

A half hour went by we all half dozed. Erin said “Oh no. We drank like a gallon of water. I have to pee again.” In my half daze I said “I’ll get it. He he” Erin sat up. I rolled on my belly and put my lips around their flaccid cock and they began pissing. I chuckled to myself. This is where Erin came in. Howard chuckled out loud and said “so do I.” With that he unceremoniously plunged his dick in my ass a couple inches and began pissing. As I was being filled from both ends again I remembered they had really drank a lot. Oh boy. I was really in for it. Payback is a bitch, bitch.

I spent the rest of my vacation with them we texted and talked nearly everyday. After a couple months back at my lame job I’d had enough and I thought about the small inheritance I’d received the previous year. Well, let me put it this way, if you see a an old Honda Civic being towed by a big RV that smells faintly of piss, come by for a glass of water. You can even give it back when you’re done.