Nasty

Fuck You 'til You're Friendly

“Damn, could the two of you keep it down; I have to get up and go to work in the morning!” Snapped Keyon Vinson at his two roommates, Hadji and Major.

“Dang Key, it’s just 11:30,” said Major. “Come play a couple of rounds of Fortnite with us.”

“I realize that y’all don’t realize this, but not everybody wants to sit around playing no whack ass Fortnite. Some people are grown. I am going to bed, turn that shit down!” He stormed off to his room slamming the door behind himself.

“I can’t keep putting up with his stank ass attitude.” Said Hadji turning the volume down on the television. “Ever since he and Allen broke up______”

“Why the fuck is my name, or Allen’s for that matter, in your mouth!” Raged Keyon bursting back into the room.

“Because you have been acting like a raging fucken bitch ever since he dumped your ass!” Said Hadji bolting to his feet, ready to fight.

“Yo, both of you chill,” said Major. “Look, Keyon, we don’t mean any harm, but it is noticeable that since you and Allen spilt, you have not been yourself. You are always angry, and everything agitates you, you don’t want to do anything but sleep and work.”

“Excuse the fuck out of me that I don’t want to club, party, and play Fortnite. Pardon me for wanting to get on my grind so that I can move out. Lord forgive my black ass for being focused and wanting better. Ain’t none of that got shit to do with me not being with Allen anymore; fuck you very much. I am going back to bed!” for the second time he stomped off to his room and slammed the door.

“You should have let me kick his ass.” said Hadji

“What good was that going to do?”

“It would have shut his bitch ass mouth up.”

“He need an ass beating,” smiled Major, “Just not the kind you’re talking about.”

“Somebody better get Allen’s ass on the phone.”

“Why go through all that trouble when there’s two virile young bucks right here that can bring the pain to his ass.”

“What the hell?” Frowned Hadji, “Nigga that’s nasty, I don’t get down like that. You need to stop playing.”

“You don’t get down like that?” smacked Major. “So, you have a Jakk’d account for what?”

“Man shut the fuck up. I was curious, Okay.”

“Well, right now, I’m serious. Old boy needs some dick like the flowers need the rain. Ain’t none of us gonna have any peace until his ass gets unraveled. I can do the shit alone, but I think he’s on a level now that he needs at least two to tame him.”

“So, what are we gonna do?” asked Hadji, “Rape ol’ boy.”

“If it comes to that.” Said Major as serious as a heart attack.

“Man, fuck that. You’re crazy. Ain’t no way I’m about to____”

“Look I don’t know why ya’ll so damn loud int there!” Screamed Keyon from his room. “But you need to quiet the fuck down and I am not going to keep asking you nicely. Let me get woke up one more time, I’m calling the police!”

“So how we going to do this shit?” asked Hadji, realizing that Major’s solution might be for the greater good.

“Nothing to it but to do it.” Said Major stripping out of his clothes.

“Damn, Nigga, you could’ve warned somebody you were about to do that.” Said Hadji “And Goddamn, was your daddy part horse?” Hadji stared in amazement at the long piece of semi hard flesh that hung between Major’s legs. Major stroked the big brown beast to stiffness. “I pity anybody that takes that.” He shook his head as he preceded to undress.

“Ooh, look at that juicy, red ass.” Said Major, reaching out a grabbing a handful of Hadji’s cakes.

“Hey, I’m down with fucking, not getting fucked.”

“It’s all good. You ready?”

“Yea.” Sighed Hadji.

The two men made their way to Keyon’s bedroom to give him what he desperately needed.

“What the fuck?!” Keyon bolted upright in bed as his room was flooded with light and his two naked roommates made their way inside. “You two mother fuckers have lost it.” He grabbed his cellphone. “This some shit the police need to regulate.”

“Shut the fuck up!” Said Major knocking the phone out of his hand. He grabbed the back of Keyon’s head and forced his cock into Keyon’s mouth.

The sweet and salty taste of Major’s precum made Keyon abandon his initial plan to bite the intrusive dick and actually suck it. It had been a long time since he’s sucked a cock, especially one so big.

“See there, you ain’t got a bunch of hateful shit to say with a dick in your mouth. Running around here snapping at people, slamming doors, and mad all the time. Know your ass needed some dick, well we’re about to help you get that lil attitude in check.”

Hadji, stepped in beside Major. Though not the monster that Major possessed, his dick was still quite impressive and looked like a big pineapple freeze pop to Keyon who took Majors dripping wet, throbbing cock out of his mouth to make room for Hadji’s

Unable to resist, Major grabbed another handful of Hadji’s ass. This time Hadji didn’t mind because he was caught up in the rapture of Keyon’s expert dome game.

Keyon alternated between the two making both declare that he was the best they’d ever been blown.

“Chill Nigga.” Said Major. “You ain’t going to just suck dick and that be it. We’re about to fuck you until you’re friendly.”

“Whatever nigga, just give me that dick.” Sad Keyon defiantly, but eager to have the two men. Keyon got on his hands and knees.

“Yo Hadji, you got first.” Said Major tossing him a bottle of shampoo from the dresser.

Hadji lathered up his dick to go inside of Keyon’s waiting hole.

“Shit” Groaned Keyon when the pulsating head broke through. It had been a while since he’d been fucked and he was almost virginous tight, a situation that would prove too much for poor Hadji, who shot his load after only four strokes.

“Goddamn,” He said snatching out in frustration

“Oh, I thought a boy with a hard dick was supposed to tame me.” Teased Keyon reveling in the look of embarrassment on the face of Hadji, who sat on the foot of the bed looking as if someone had run over his favorite puppy.

“Don’t worry, Bruh, I’ma pain his ass enough for the both of us.” Said Major patting Hadji on the shoulder as he walked around to the side of the bed where Keyon was still on his hands and knees with his ass in the air.

“YOWWW!!!!” Squalled Keyon from Major’s savage thrust.

Hadji watched in a combination of awe and horror as Major fucked Keyon in positions and manners that were borderline criminal.

Through it all, Keyon was determined not to break, defiantly, screaming, “Fuck You Nigger!” the harder Major pounded away inside of him.

Hadji was glad that he wasn’t the one being fucked but was envious of the fact that Major hadn’t busted a nut in spite of his fast and rough stroke. Hadji himself, had already came again from masturbating at the sight of the violent fuck fest.

“Oh Shit! I can’t take no more, Major!”

“Nah, nigger this dick down don’t stop without condition”

“Oh shit. What you want … What you want, Major, Goddamn!”

“I want my laundry did for a month” Said Major still plowing away. “I want you to drop this stank ass little attitude, and I want some mother fucken soft-shell tacos, your ass ain’t made not tacos in I don’t know when”

“Okay, I’ma be nice! I’m cook, I’ma clean! I’ll make you some tacos… Shit!!”

“Damn right!” Said Major withdrawing and nearly covering Keyon’s back in cum.

Keyon continued to moan, cry, and writhe on his bed long after Major and Hadji had left.

The aroma of cumin wafted through the apartment when Major came home from work. He smiled to see his laundry fresh and neatly folded in a basket at the foot of his bed. He made his way to the kitchen where Hadji sat t at the table chowing down on one of Keyon’s scrumptious soft -shell tacos. Keyon gleefully hummed as he wiped down the cabinets.

“Your Tacos are in the microwave.” Said Keyon smiling at Major.

It had been a long time since Major had seen anything other than a scowl on Keyon’s face. He admired how handsome Keyon looked when he smiled.

“Thanks.” Said Major smacking him on the ass on the way to the microwave.

“Boy go on.” Laughed Keyon, girlishly.

Major heated his plate and sat down at the table across from Hadji.

“You think you did something?” Frowned Hadji, still upset about his performance from the night before.

“Excuse me?” Asked Major.

“Nothing, Nigga, damn!” Hadji got up from the table and stomped off to his room slamming the door behind him.

“What is his problem?” Asked Keyon sitting in the seat that Hadji had abandoned.

“I don’t know, but if the shit persists, I know how to get his ass in line.”

“I know that’s right.” Said Keyon grimacing from the soreness in his asshole.

Major winked and smiled at Keyon before taking a big bite out of one of the tacos. Maybe it was all in his head, but they were the best tacos that Keyon had ever made.

The End

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