My Life On Display

Where to begin

Hello! If you're reading this than I just began to recall to you the events of My Life On Display.  This humble little tale is the begginning of the misadventures and shenanigans behind the mysterious circumstances surrounding myself. Whom you know as the introductory person involved in narration. Whilst that may be bland to hear one could get a piqued interest by feigning emotional response...

What that means? We'll sit back relax and have some time to kill. I've got just a tale for you! 

If the start of this was a little weird maybe I should go back to the foreword. That means I'm going to be repeating myself. I say that to make significant the signature way I'm telling this story. It's the best way I can tell it and without the complications of story telling in the FOURTH DIMENSION! (Hehehehehe he) What I'm referring to is the way I have an eerie knack for telling future events. Which your soon to discover! 

This is where the sexual stuff happens

"Argh, Argh, Ahhhhh"! Exclaimed my friend Sebastian as he humorously nutted everywhere on his chest. " Wow, that was such a way to blow your top" I said to Sebastian. "Well maybe you could be a bother and help clean me up"?  The nutt oozed down from his chest and slowly began to pool on his stomach. I watched with eager interest as to whether or not it dried. As my thinking trailed off I began to wonder if I might have the urge to add some fuel to our fire when suddenly I was interrupted. "So are you going to clean this up or just leave me hanging"?  Sebastian spoke aloud. Breaking from my thoughts I was able to reply back with fervor. "No, I was actually just thinking about having myself a nice drive thru meal".

END OF CHAPTER 1