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You might think that Covid-19 is a virus. In fact, after a long personal experience, I’ve found out that COVID-19 means “Cum Of Very Insatiable Dudes in 19 episodes”. The times are changing. The meeting of sexual partners has taken on a new dimension in this period of what the Ministry of Health calls Covid-19 and its variants that keep popping up.

OK, I know that the analysis of phylogenetic, virological, epidemiological, ecological, and clinical data of the virus outbreak in Wuhan (China) in 2019 led specialists to classify the virus in the Coronaviridae family, adding 19 because of the 2019 outbreak. But who wants to indulge in scientific bla-bla-bla?

You will no doubt find it much more interesting to hear how I found 19 ways to relieve dudes of their insatiable cum outbursts while respecting the 6-feet distance rule. Forget the mask and the hand washing, not needed when you are in the following settings or scenarios.

1. The first option is of no interest. It consists of going on a sex strike in all its forms. Forget it.

2. The second possibility is obviously masturbating alone in the shower while focusing on the pics you have pinned on the wall, one of Jeff Stryker’s thick juicy rod, and one of Ben Kimura’s boy in faded blue jeans.  

3. You can also resort to flipping through the erotic gallery in your documents’ file, enlarging the photos of guys in jockstrap, chaps, leather boots, speedo swimwear or other gear enhancing a remarkable bulge.

4. You have already guessed that watching a porn video can get a guy in shape for exploding ropes of man juice. I’ve made a list of at least twenty-five links to porn videos that get me hard. Some include cowboys fucking in the barn, bodybuilders worshiping muscles or guys in the shower for water sports.

5. In the porn video department, you might want to explore unknow kinky territories. Many include a whip or fist-fucking, which is not my cup of tea, but there are some that involve master-slave virile fun that turn me on. I consider my self a leader, a dominant man, so why not a master?

6. I’m a writer and a book critic. I keep copies of novels, collections of short stories, essays and art books on gay erotica in my library. Last week, I went back to a 650-page retrospective album of Tom of Finland’s work. Fuck, he sure knew how to draw a cock and an ass ready to receive it!

7. Many of us have a specific fetish. I’m not into feet worship or boot licking, but I am attracted to guys in a jockstrap. I have a file of over 40 hot pics that I can enlarge and then imagine a hot scenario. The bulge well-wrapped and the ass well-framed get me so fuckin horny.

8. I’m a member of the gay male dating site Silver Daddies. Men come from all over the world. Many just want to chat and exchange pics of their hard cock and peachy butt. They want to be congratulated on their assets, so why not engage in role playing?

9. While not opening the door to a physical contact because of the tyranny of distance, a dating site can lead to virtual friendships. I’ve exchanged emails and pics with a young man in Ivory Coast for three years. Videos of his ebony cock and butt kept me hard long enough to explode loads of creamy nectar.

10. Talking of fantasizing on Black guys, I have my eye on three Black employees in our seniors’ residence: security guard, garbage collector and personal support worker. I can’t touch them, but it feels nice to be in the same elevator and imagine hugging, kissing, sucking and rimming these Haitian men. Getting fucked by the personal support worker would be heaven on earth!

11. There is also an avenue that I have explored a few times, consisting of following a hot dude in tight jeans walking his dog in the neighbourhood. When he stops to pick up the poop (the policy is “poop and scoop”), I often slow down and ask him if I can make a compliment. The answer is always Yes, so I say: “you have a nice dog… and a gorgeous ass”. He smiles, and that makes my day. I never had a homophobic remark.

12. You can always compensate by food and drinks. A meal can be an orgy, especially if avocado stuffed with crabmeat, filet mignon, Chateauneuf du Pape, and rum baba are on the menu. Make your pleasure last by eating and drinking slowly in order to savor each delicacy.

13. When I had a correspondent from Korea, who had sent me pics of his ass and cock, I used to tell him that my imagination was strong enough to imagine that the pillow in my arms at night was his hairless body that I was hugging warmly, his round firm butt that I was fucking hard and deep. Pillow fight gets a new meaning.

14. I’m a pretty old-fashioned guy. I don’t even have a smartphone, let alone a cellular phone. I have no idea of the various apps on the market. When I click on a porn video, I often get an ad about a jerk mate with whom I can “rock hard and get ready to blow”. They say that there is no charge, they even give your 120 free credits. I keep away from those virtual experiences because you always end up giving a credit card number. But you may want to see what this 21st century opportunity has to offer…

15. A week ago, I was informed that my seniors’ residence had witnessed its first Covid-19 cases. Ten days before, I had thought of turning to Rent.Men for selecting a guy of my choice. I was ready to pay between $250 and $300 for one hour of virile fun. I found an Asian bodybuilder and told him I wanted to kiss, suck and rim him. He was not into kissing. Then I found a 28-year-old guy charging only $180. I gave him my address and my buzz code, but he never showed up. He was smarter than me. You don’t meet for sex when the Omicron virus is spreading like a wildfire.

16. I have an old computer that doesn’t include a camera. To participate in a Zoom professional meeting, I had to buy a clip-on camera. I later found out that there are Zoom gatherings where guys can talk dirty, show off their bulging jockstrap, pull their bazooka out in the open and join others in a virtual collective jerking-off session.

17. As mentioned in number 6, I’m a book critic. Every week, I write two book reviews for Toronto’s French-language paper L’Express. I select novels, essays, collection of short stories, and children’s books. They are all sent by the publishing houses or their distributor. During the pandemic, I enlarged my reading material to include American gay erotica, not for reviews, solely for my enjoyment. They included titles like Manhandled, Men I Might Have Known, and Best Gay Erotica 2010. You don’t even have to read between the lines to taste the Cum Of Very Insatiable Dudes.

18. I’ve talked about hard core pics, videos, and short stories. They can infiltrate your subconscious and trigger hot dreams, not to mention wet dreams!

19. Last but not least is having sex on paper. That is exactly what I do when I write a story for Gay Demon. This is my 112th one. They all satiated me, at one point, both my body and my mind.