Blessed and Blissful Hairy Attraction

Tecumseh is a municipality right next to Windsor, in southwestern Ontario, Canada. That’s where Green Giant has its headquarters and that’s where Théodore Parent works as a foreman. He is father of three girls and one boy. His son Maxime is a cute, quiet boy scout. At the age of 9, he happens to walk in the bathroom, not knowing that his father is taking a shower. He sees him naked from behind, and notices that his daddy’s back, ass and legs are as hairy as a bear. “I hope I grow up to be like that, he tells himself. I would feel like Tarzan.”

Maxime is at the top of his class throughout his primary education. The nun teaching grade 6 indicates to the parish priest that her pupil would make a good altar boy. He is chosen for this honor and provided with a white surplice which he wears over a black cassock. His mother makes sure that the surplice is always well-ironed. She already sees her son becoming a priest.

In high school, Maxime is often called Max. The teenager is also called a sissy because he is not good in team sports. After strenuous physical exercises, students are told to take a shower. Even though Max is very shy, he does not mind being seen naked because his body has become quite hairy by that time. One guy tells him that he should join the Gay-Straight Alliance group: “You will be popular among the faggot members!”

At 16, Max knows that he is attracted to boys rather than girls. He thinks that this is probably just a phase, and that he will become “normal” by grade 12. It doesn’t matter too much because he wants to become a catholic priest, to enter St. Peter’s Seminary in London, Ontario. During his four years at University of Windsor, he devotes himself almost exclusively to his courses, seminars, readings and assignments. So much so that he obtains his baccalaureate degree with the mention cum laude (with honor).

His hairy body also gets cum laude attention from a guy who loves to sniff his sweaty hairy armpits, pecs and ass. “I also like to smell a stinky fragrance, Max; don’t hesitate to bombard me with your nauseating farts.” That ass-play always triggers a hard-on for both of them. Max’s partner jerks him off and swallows every drop of the creamy jizz. The graduate student finds out that hairy and farty are virile assets that appeal to some gay guys. He is far from knowing that it will, one day, attract a high-ranking priest…

At 21, Maxime Parent becomes a seminarian. His mother attends the ceremony where her son, tonsured, is officially dressed in a cassock, and takes his temporary vows of obedience and celibacy. Each seminarian occupies a small room, a quasi-monastic cell. Six young men have access to the same shower area. Max’s hairy body attracts a few glances, even a quick touch. A colleague tells Max that celibacy does not mean chastity. “We can have sex, says James. I would love to shove my cock in your hairy crack!” Max has never been ass-fucked. He thinks it will hurt too much, so he says that he prefers to suck a juicy cock.

When Max sees James’ tiny dick, the butt plough suddenly seems an interesting proposition. “I think I can handle that little joystick in my tight arse.” The main reason for a change of opinion is the fact that James is skinny and not the least hairy, a quasi-turn-off for Max. If he lets him fuck his ass, he will not see much of James’ body. And he will experience something new in gay sex, beyond kissing, sucking, and sniffing sweat or farts. James’ cock may be small, but he sure knows how to ponder it in a virgin shit hole. Max does not feel a painful intrusion; he rather feels a pleasant infusion of warm man juice in his fuck chute. He hopes that, one day in a near future, he will be able to call his ass hole “a secret love canal”.

St. Peter’s Seminary has a director with the rank of monsignor. He has a rather low profile. On the other hand, the bishop of the bilingual diocese of London works one step away, and he regularly visits his future priests. His secretary is aware of His Excellency David Hunter’s special taste in terms of man-to-man pleasures. The bishop has a huge hairy ass and he loves to have a young priest play with it greedily, and vice versa. When bishop Hunter receives a final report on the seminarians before their ordination, there is a secret note about Maxime Parent: “this handsome candidate for the priesthood is as hairy and as horny as your Excellency”.

While all the other newly ordained priests receive a parochial assignment, Maxime is appointed responsible for the bishop’s correspondence. His mastery of both the English and the French language plays in his favor for this position. Bishop Hunter works long hours and keeps his correspondence issues for the last task of the day, of the evening in fact. After a late dinner, he invites Maxime to his room for a drink and… a kiss. This is the signal to get naked, to go by first name, to start worshipping each other’s body. Max first buries his nose in David’s armpits, then pinches the hard perky nipples which he bites tenderly. They roll over on the bed to worship their identical 8-inch (20 cm) cut dick poking out from a thick hairy bush. Max loves to chew David’s purple or fuchsia mushroom, just like his sash. The reciprocal response drives them crazy. Their cock hardens, becomes juicy, boils up, and explodes deep in the throat. That is just an appetizer. The best is yet to come.

There is a full-length mirror in the bedroom, and the two lovers admire each other back-to-back while rubbing their asses together. David farts and Max congratulates him: “This is better than incense!” They both laugh and start caressing each other’s hairy hemispheres. They take turns in sniffing the crack and getting intoxicated by the virile aroma. They both caress and slap their partner’s buttocks. David is the first one to lick the divine offering, to tap the perky rosebud with his finger, to kiss it aggressively, and to tongue-twist his way inside. The skillful performance triggers intense moans of pleasure. When Max reciprocates, David screams blissfully… and orders him to shove a hard rod in the hungry hairy hole. The pounding is done at the rhythm of Kyrie eleison (O Lord, have mercy). David enjoys it so much that he exults Gloria in excelsis Deo (Glory to God in the highest).

It is almost midnight, and the bishop wants to fuck too. His plan is diabolical; he wants to penetrate Max on an altar. The two lovers take the tunnel connecting the episcopal residence to St. Peter’s cathedral. David lights some small holy lanterns and invites Max to stretch out naked on the main altar. He uses chrism or holy anointing oil to lubricate his cock, and shoves it ceremoniously into the young begging hairy ass. Under the watchful eyes of Jesus on the cross, and with the approval of St. Peter, David thrusts his thick candle in the holy hole, shoving it back and forth. Max’s bowels light up, and his whole body resounds like the bells of the steeple.

Father Maxime Parent and bishop David Hunter have sexual fun on a regular basis. Their fuck chute has now become a secret love canal.