A Bizarre Foursome

Being gay, I, naturally, frequented all the usual gay hangouts. The one exception to this habit was that I often popped into a straight bar near my home for a drink. I had no delusions about the clientele, and although being there was as fruitful as a desert to a duck, the place seemed to attract the most amazing looking straight guys. As you might imagine, apart from practically drooling on my shirt, the ultimate consequence of my visits was frustration. The eye candy, nevertheless, was worth the toil, and my eyes happily dealt with their diabetic overload.  I had often heard stories from my friends about how they got lucky from time to time with the odd straight hunk, but alas, thus far, I seemed to be incapable of adding to those tales of enchantment.

On a visit to the pub one Saturday evening, however, I soon found myself in a situation I had never imagined possible.

As usual, the pub was groaning with testosterone. Moments later, the masculine barometer scaled unimagined heights when the most stunning alpha entered the pub and sat two stools away from me. I was usually quite reserved with my ogling, but this hunk commandeered my eyes to stare.  

Not long after, he picked up on my indiscretion, and before I knew what was happening, he got up, and after moving the stool dividing us outward, stood next to me with a pissed off look on his face.

“What’s your problem, buddy?” he asked in a firm but suppressed tone.

“Nothing, it’s just that you look a lot like someone I used to know,” I meekly answered.

“Bullshit. I know the difference between quizzical acknowledgment and deliberate ogling, and you were checking me out,” Mr. Gorgeous resolutely stated.

 Although his demeanour wasn’t overtly threatening, I instantly knew that I had to diffuse the situation. With my mind now in turmoil, I decided to come clean and apologize for my infraction.

“I am very sorry about my rudeness,” I contritely stated, before adding, “It’s just that… Well, you are unbelievably good-looking and very sexy. Please forgive me.”

To my relief, a smile now broke out on his face.

“Listen, buddy, inasmuch as I appreciate the compliment, I’m straight,” he answered.

“I had no doubt about that, and I’m very sorry and hope I haven’t caused you any offense,” I proffered, before asking, “May I at least buy you a drink to apologize for my bad manners?”

Further relief and excitement followed as Graham, as I would soon learn, occupied the seat next to me.

As Graham chuckled, he asked, “What the fuck are you doing here?” and before I could answer, he persevered, “Last I heard, this is not a gay bar.” 

I then went on to explain that I lived around the corner and frequently popped into this pub for a drink. Fortunately, the thin ice held firm, and after that, we began to communicate comfortably. I was both relieved and pleased by this development because as we shared names and histories, I was now able to ogle Graham in an unimpeded fashion. Graham was a builder and fuckin’ magnificent.

It soon became apparent as Graham’s eyes darted about scanning the other patrons that he was on a pussy hunt.

As we sat talking by some mysterious happenstance, an unbelievably good-looking couple entered the establishment and took a seat at one of the tables.

As Graham evaluated the situation, he said, “Jesus, Colton, I would love to fuck that chick.”

Graham now became fixated by them, as I continued my visual obsession with him. As my attention fluctuated between them a fascinating dynamic began to develop. The couple now also commenced a symbiotic mutual appreciation, as they consistently looked in our direction. Soon, it became clear that sexual tension was beginning to mature.

“If I were to guess, then I would say that they are swingers,” Graham surreptitiously informed me.

After a pause, he then further evaluated, “The boyfriend, or whatever he is, is also no stranger to your beliefs,” Graham concluded.

I did not contest his appraisal but observed the couple more intently after his assessment.  The guy was metrosexual, and I had to admit to myself that if I encountered him in a gay establishment, I certainly wouldn’t have been disinclined to a tête-à-tête with him even though Graham was far more my typical taste. My interest in what was transpiring, however, had now galvanized my intrigue.

I could tell that Graham was bristling with a strategy and was, therefore, not surprised when he declared that it was time to test the water. What that test would be, was revealed as he stood up and moved in their direction toward the gent’s toilet, which was in the corner beyond their table. Although I couldn’t see his expression, the couple both looked up and smiled at him before he passed by them.

As Graham entered the toilets, the young man got up and egged on by his partner also made his way to the loo.

After a couple of minutes, both men exited the toilets in conversation. They then made their way back to the table where the woman was seated. After the young man got seated, Graham placed his hands on one of the unseated chairs and began talking to them. From their body language, it was clear that introductions followed.

I got taken aback when all three of them shortly turned to look at me approvingly.

Not long after that, Graham made his way back to the bar counter.

“Looks like we’re in business because they’re definitely interested,” Graham gleefully informed me.

“What are you talking about?” I asked, stunned.

“Well, let’s just say that I firmly believe we’ll be going to their home shortly, which is close by, and that you and I will unquestionably be getting laid tonight,” Graham definitively stated.

“Graham, I don’t do the female thing,” I protested.

“Don’t worry, buddy, because as I suspected, Dennis, the young guy, is definitely into men as well,” Graham assuredly stated.

“What makes you think that?” I asked.

“Because he couldn’t keep his eyes off my cock while we pissed. So, you and Dennis can do your thing while I fuck Megan, his wife,” Graham undoubtedly informed me.  

“But…” I tried to interject before Graham interrupted me.

“But, nothing. Don’t be such a pussy. You owe me for your earlier transgression, and now it’s time to pay up. If I have to drag you along, you’re coming with us. I have to fuck that beautiful woman, and I need you as a decoy. Now, show some balls, and let’s move over and join them,” Graham finalized, as he picked up his drink.

Obediently, I followed Graham.

Reluctant as I was, I thought of seeing Graham naked and performing, spurred me on.

After introductions, we were soon seated and chatting. Dennis was far hotter than I had initially thought, and I found myself thrilled by the prospect of having a scene with him.

As Graham had prophesized, Dennis and Megan soon invited us back to their home.

During our short trip, with me in Graham’s vehicle and following Dennis and Megan to their home, Graham made it clear that he would take control to ensure that no m2m action would be taking place for him. I had indulged in straight sex with a girl or two when I was younger, but it wasn’t my usual preference. I did, nonetheless, hope that Graham and Megan wouldn’t end up in another room from Dennis and myself. Much as I was sure that I wouldn’t get to sample Graham’s magnificence, I was hoping that I would at least have my voyeuristic inclinations nourished.

Once we had arrived at Dennis and Megan’s home and each of us stood with a drink in hand, Megan immediately took control of the situation. There was a large, luxurious shaggy carpet in their lounge. Megan now asked Dennis and Graham to move the coffee table off that carpet as she explained that the action would be taking place.

I was bemused by the look of uneasiness on Graham’s face at this news. As Megan now began to strip her clothes off, she looked at us three guys with an expression of, ‘what are you waiting for.’

Once we were all naked, my eyes eagerly scanned the other three. Megan was incredibly sexy with a body made for sin. Dennis was also well-built and had a respectable cut cock. Graham, however, was the star of the show for me. Not only was his hairy body magnificent, but he had a substantial uncut cock with a ball sac that would make a bull envious.       

In what I could only imagine was a demonstration of intent, Graham quickly embraced and commenced kissing Megan. As their bodies rubbed against one another, Dennis hugged me and replicated the scene we were watching. 

Shortly, Graham coaxed Megan’s body onto the rug on her back. With his legs astride her hips and Graham’s body anchored on his elbows and knees, he hovered over Megan and commenced kissing her. As Graham’s hips sensually swayed as he rubbed his cock against Megan’s pussy, his hairy crack did not go unnoticed by Dennis and myself.

“Jesus, I can wait to lick that hairy crack,” Dennis whispered into my ear.

“Ain’t gonna happen. Graham is positively straight,” I whispered back.

After once more returning his lips to my ear, he said, “We’ll see. Megan can be a persuasive ally.”

As Dennis and I continued kissing, we frequently gazed at Graham’s magnificent hairy backside.

Dennis and I then watched as Graham’s body began moving south. He first delayed his journey at her tits, which he sensually suckled on, before journeying to her navel. Finally, after opening Megan’s legs wide, his mouth commenced stimulating her pussy.

Next, I got a shock when Dennis got to his knees behind Graham and placed his hands on Graham’s backside.

“No, I not into that,” Graham quickly remonstrated.

“Oh, Jesus, Graham, you’re not going to be boring,” Megan firmly responded. “Dennis is not going to try to fuck you. All he is going to do is stimulate you so that you are well-primed for when you fuck me. Just chill!” Megan finalized.

To further enforce her point, Megan now firmly gripped hold of Graham’s head and rubbed Graham’s face onto her pussy, drowning Graham’s mumbles of dissent. 

I watched, mesmerized, and envious as Dennis’ face entered the forbidden forest and started licking. What further intrigued me was how, despite Graham’s grumbles, his knees soon began to widen. As I watched the cunnilingus and rimming spectacle in awe, the grunts and groans of pleasure from the three reverberated in the room.

I was beginning to feel like the odd man out when Dennis magically invited me to take over from him. In a flash, I was on my knees, savouring the delights of the furry wonderland. To make matters even more enjoyable, Dennis now also began rimming me.

Deciding to make the most of my windfall, I commenced fondling Graham’s balls and tugging on his incredible knob. This action alone would have sated my lust. Fortunately, however, infinitely more joy followed. 

My oral extravaganza was shortly interrupted as Graham’s body began to move forward. I how watched as his dick got placed at Megan’s portal before it commenced sliding in. After a minute or two of observing his cock spearing her pussy, I again moved closer and recommenced my oral attention to his arse and balls.

As this transpired, Dennis took up his station behind me and began to fuck my arse. It felt like I was in a wonderland of lustful exhilaration as my double pleasure ensued.

Having become emboldened by this stage, I decided that I wanted to taste Graham’s cock. After placing my hand between Megan and Graham’s bodies, I pushed his body upward. I was overjoyed when Graham complied, and his cock began to slide out her cunt. Losing no time, I now grabbed hold of his dick and pulled it back towards my mouth. As I commenced sucking, I was relieved when Graham did not protest.

Not wanting to chance my luck too far, I soon returned his knob to her pussy. 

With my arse now being solidly fucked my horniness continued escalating, and soon I was rimming Graham with intensity and forcing my tongue into his tight hole. To my surprise, Graham began to groan like a bitch in heat when I did so.

It did not take long before his twitching butt-cheeks denied me access, as his body began to shudder in orgasm to the sounds of roaring grunts.

As Graham arose, I heard Dennis telling him to turn around so that he could cleanse Graham’s dick. With my face now firmly clamped onto Megan’s pussy, I was determined to savour Graham’s spunk.

Once I had sucked every morsel out of her pussy, I felt Dennis guiding me forward as he instructed me to fuck his wife. The combination of my dick in her cunt and her husband’s cock in my arse was so overwhelming that I didn’t last too long before spewing into Megan’s pussy.

After I arose and stood next to Graham, the two of us watched as Dennis frantically fucked Megan. After Dennis had also climaxed, Graham and I got a masterclass, as Dennis frenetically stimulated Megan’s portal with his fingers, as he simultaneously sucked two loads, and then his wife’s ecstasy from her pussy as she writhed about frantically. 

As this transpired, I could see a look of respect adorn Graham’s face as he and I witnessed Dennis’ prowess.

Once we got done, Dennis and Megan went to the kitchen to fetch some beers for us. As Graham and I sat chatting in the lounge, I couldn’t help but notice the whispers between Megan and Dennis in the kitchen and knew they were planning something.

Their plot got revealed twenty minutes later when Megan announced that she wanted Dennis to fuck her while Graham fucked Dennis.  

Although there was a look of uncomfortable apprehension on Graham’s face, Megan did not acknowledge it as she got onto her back and lifted her legs for her husband’s entry.

With her legs over Dennis’ shoulders as he entered her, she looked at Graham nonchalantly before saying, “Dennis is ready for you.”

I watched transfixed as Graham got to his knees behind Dennis.

“Fuck me as hard as you like, big boy,” Dennis lustily uttered, as Graham began to line his cock up for the upcoming invasion.

At that moment, the expression on Graham’s face looked like a pyromaniac, who had got given a container of pyrotechnics. The scene that followed was chaotic, as Graham now began to thump Dennis’ arse obsessively. Much as I once more felt like the odd man out, I was, nevertheless, relieved that I wasn’t getting battered like Dennis. Dennis, however, looked as happy as a man who had just won the lottery.

After a few minutes of ‘abuse,’ Dennis elatedly announced that he had cum. Once Graham’s vicelike hands had liberated Dennis’ hips, Dennis got up and stood beside me. Graham was now on a roll and instantly ‘attacked’ Megan’s pussy with gusto. Megan also loved the intense onslaught. Graham was now in full cry and thumped her cunt agitatedly. It was almost as if he was making her pay for her erratic demands.  The combined release of the two was mindboggling and raucous when they breathlessly gasped after their travails.  

Afterward, once Megan had composed herself, she began to dress. Picking up on the signal, we all followed suit.

“Guys, I’m very pleased that we met you and would love to see you again. The problem is, however, that Dennis and I need to get to bed shortly. You see, tomorrow his folks are visiting for Sunday lunch, and so I need to be up early to prep. As bad luck would have it, Dennis’s mother is an excellent cook, and so I need to produce my A-game. Next time we’ll be sure to invite you to stay over,” Megan concluded. 

When Dennis offered to drive me home, Graham interjected and said that he would do so.

Before we left, I kissed both Dennis and Megan, after which Graham also kissed Megan but only gave Dennis a man hug.

The journey back to my home was silent, but as we reached our destination, out of politeness, I did offer him a cup of coffee. Graham then looked at his watch apprehensively before finally accepting my offer.

Once we were inside my apartment, Graham elected to have a beer instead. We now sat in the lounge chattering before he asked for another beer. After a third beer followed, Graham said, “Jeez, buddy, you’ll have to put me up for the night. I’m sure I’m over the limit by now. If you have a pillow and blanket, I’ll be fine on the sofa.”

“Graham, given your size, the sofa will be uncomfortable. If you don’t mind sleeping in my used linen, I’ll happily sleep on the sofa,” I countered.

“Shit, I can’t do that,” he replied.

“Sure, you can. I don’t need a physio bill from you for backache,” I jested.

“Whatever you say, boss,” he answered.

As we entered my room, he said, “Fuck, buddy, this bed is big enough for both of us.”

Next, with a smirk on his face, he continued, “I promise you’ll be safe.”

I was practically pissing myself as I hoped that would not be the case. I did, however, imagine that with the Megan factor gone, nothing further would happen that evening.

As we both undressed, Graham said, “I hope you don’t mind me sleeping naked.”

It took every fibre of my being not to scream my delight at this revelation.

“No, I also sleep naked,” I answered, with all the control I could muster.

After we got into bed, I switched off the bedside lamp. In the faint light filtering in the room, I glanced at the magnificent Adonis lying next to me.

The silence got broken when he said, “I was impressed by you tonight.”

“Why?” I asked.

“Well, you’re not as gay as I thought,” he answered with a chuckle.

“For the record, Graham, I have slept with a few women in my lifetime,” I countered.

“Oh,” he responded.

“I was also very proud of you,” I whispered.

“Really?”

“Yeah, you weren’t as stuck-up or straight as I thought, I answered with a chuckle.

“Jesus, buddy, if anyone had told me that I would get up to what I did tonight, I would never have believed them,” Graham uttered with a laugh, before adding, “I knew I was getting set up by them, that’s why I went so ballistic. The frantic rough stuff is not my scene, but they seemed to love it.”

“So, if they call, will you accept the invitation?” I asked.

“Sure… And you?” Graham inquired.

“Definitely,” I replied.

“Well, then we both had a great evening,” Graham concluded.

“Yeah… Almost,” I cheekily concurred.

“What do you mean,” he asked, perplexed.

“Well, if I am, to be honest, I was very envious of Dennis,” I replied.

“Why? You are far sexier than him,” Graham answered.

“Thanks… But at least Dennis got you to fuck him,” I quietly stated.

There was a brief silence before Graham asked, “Would you have liked me to fuck you?”

“Fuck, yeah,” I unabashedly replied.

A few uneasy minutes now passed by before Graham quietly asked, “Would you like me to fuck you?”

“Like you won’t believe,” I softly answered.

To my astonishment and overwhelming joy, Graham turned onto his side and cupped my head in his hand.

As Graham’s face closed in, I felt the warmth of his hot breath before his lips touched my lips before kissing me passionately. What happened next was the most incredible sequence of slow-motion I had ever imagined possible. As Graham moved on top of me, and finally invaded my backside, slowly and lovingly, no ecstasy I had ever experienced in my life had ever come close.