11 Nov 2014
Mirrors are for a lot of things, like if it's 1984, you can tease your hair sky high in front of one and mousse the hell out of your do, then go to the mall and flirt with 19-year-old security guard dudes until they get at least half hard from the attention. Or if it's 2014, you can snap a selfie in front of a mirror and post it because you want everyone to look at your fucking body now.
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4 Nov 2014
Big muscles or small, smooth or hairy, public restroom or private, horny guys are there and snapping away. They want to see their muscles and cocks on film. And they want to post the fuck out of themselves online. To this I say, let me get some glass cleaner and make sure those mirrors are crystal clear. Because I've got some jerking off to do!
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28 Oct 2014
Now how come cell phone ads don't lead with guys selfying their nude or even partially nude bodies? I mean I think the "6 Plus" in the new iPhone 6 Plus should stand for cock inches.
But still of this group, my eye goes right to that arm muscle flex on the bottom right. His slightly open mouth. The buzzcut. Those fucking delts, which is short for deltoids as in shoulders as in "he has to wear tank tops because his delts won't fit in a shirt."
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22 Jun 2014
My favourite part of this job is trawling through Twitter looking for selfies. I love porn so much, but I always think a hot selfie validates the guy behind the star is a real man. Lucio Saints looks great with his enormous, uncut cock hanging slightly to his right. Fantastic self shot Lucio!