Amateur Action: Fuck Machine Hole Stretch

28 Jan 2018

Warning: deep dicking ahead.

Do not try this at home. Unless you are extremely experienced at trying this at home and have worked your way up to it. And have paid your electricity bill. And have a wet vac.

So it's a for sure hardcore dildo fuck with what 50 years from now will look like an ancient sex machine. The advance ones will buy you dinner first. And cuddle after.

Though the Amazon-branded sex robot will charge your account for the dinner and cuddling. Relationships—whether biological or technological—are a bitch.  

Ever seen Cirque du Soleil audition videos? Clearly this guy is a talent and should be on stage, moaning in French Canadian, with the stage makeup of a pregnant sow. And a tutu. As it flares out, his hole will still be quite visible.

It all starts to look like quality assurance testing for dildo manufacturers. If they can prove they take this anal beating, these dildos can do it all.

Spoiler alert: they can do it all.

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