Amateur Action: More Fuck, Piss & Fist

Spoiler Alert: the guy's ass is pretty much spoiled after this.

Double Spoiler Alert: he's raring to go again after a 27-minute break. Because that's how long it takes him to get back and forth to the sex shop to restock on lube. He lives next door to a sex shop but tends to get distracted when he's there.

I do admire hedonism and maybe these guys are the exemplification of that, but I must remind myself just because they're on video doing these lovely things doesn't mean they prioritize that over other aspects of their life that may involve public service of a nonsexual nature.

For instance, I think the guy in the red mask is a nun.

So someone needs to tell him that mask isn't a very good disguise and barely qualifies as a mask in the first place. It's more of a fashion statement as he needed a way to express his aesthetic without relying on a shirt and pants.

This is quite the amateur production, with the lighting gear and multiple camera angles. To reach that full Hollywood effect, it just needs a laugh track. Or better yet, a live studio audience. I guess we're the audience and we're alive, so that's good enough.

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