Amateur Action: Extreme Ball Pump

This is "newbiepumplover" and if he's a newbie what the hell is he going to look like when he's more experienced? Is he going to be able to play basketball with his own sack? I'd say bowling but it's not legal to throw yourself down the lane along with the ball.

I would say "don't try this at home" but if you're a saline pump pervert, you may take that as "do try this in public" and I don't know that the world is ready.

I do admire the absolute cartoonish nature of it all. And I have massive respect for whoever invented underwear that doesn't burst from such astounding megaballs. They should work to solve the growing hole in the ozone layer.

I'm super curious what he does for fitness. Does he cause a riot at the gym or swimming pool? Can he go jogging without tripping on his own balls? I'm guessing he does a lot of low impact calisthenics at hope, likely in the nude and for an audience of masturbators.

What a swollen sack. And what a swell guy.

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