Amateur Action: Dildo Destruction

His asshole is fine after this. He just has his breakfast and moves on with his day, likely skipping rope and going on a long bicycle ride afterwards. While most of us would be exhausted and drained, I think to him this is a cup of coffee.

A long, hard, thick, demanding cup of coffee.

And if you're confused about what you're seeing here, his video title spells it out quite well. "HUGE MASSIVE MONSTER DILDO FUCK CUM GAY ARSE" says it all. And is an example not just of asshole stuffing, but keyword stuffing.

He definitely wants this video to turn up in searches for huge dildo and massive dildo and monster dildo and, my favorite, monster gay. Considering some of the people who look at gay porn rather dislike gay people politically, they will at least have an excuse that if they're caught searching for "monster gay" it's because they wanted proof gays are monsters.

Though all this video proves is the dildo is a monster and the guy knows how to make friends with a monster. Flash to him taking the dildo out the night before for a seductive dinner at a local mid-priced restaurant, and the dildo enjoying perusing the salad bar. The dildo needed to build up its strength and power for the workout it's facing.

The dildo's named is Fred, but you knew that. Fred the huge massive monster dildo who likes to fuck gay arse. But you can just call him Fred.

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