Amateur Action: Dildo Daddy

His driver's license probably is DLDODAD. Though since he's so busy fucking himself, he probably doesn't have much chance to drive. After all, you can order dildos sent to your house directly.

And he's a dildo expert. To quote: "Working on my thong tan-line … I decided to pull out my big toys to give my hole a good stretching. Shown in the video I'm playing with SquarePeg's Ballistic, Sigmund, and an out-of-production, black monster dildo made for Mr.-S-Leather by SquarePeg. I had a great afternoon."

He sure did.

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I would like to go out to dinner with him to a very classy place. And talk about dildos. Not the entire time of course. We could also talk about thongs. And lube. Then dildos. Then more dildos. Then a debate on if a butt plug is a dildo. Or maybe dildo is specific to phallic shape versus a generic term for "fuck self with manufactured (or food) item."

He's in good shape so I wonder if his main workout is dildo-related. Carrying his hundred pounds of dildos up and down stairs. Squatting on plugs to build up his hamstrings and quads.

And he can always squirt on his face sometime if he needs to feel refreshed.

If you're reading this and need a camera person, let me know. Though I can't promise I'll be able to hold the camera steady.

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