Amateur Action: Daddy's Solo Facial

Taking into account distance and body position, this is the most accurately targeted self-facial I've ever seen on video. The ones in which a guy is two inches away from self-sucking are impressive for the self-sucking and flexibility part, but not as challenging for squirting on target.

So screw the Oscars. This guy deserves an award more. And if his name is Oscar, he also deserves an Oscar.

He delivers his key line with confidence and depth: "Here it comes." And it does. Dead on splat. And it pretties up his face even more than his current stunningness.

I'm going to comfort my pining for him by imagining that he is a horrible roommate, never doing any chores, hogging the bathroom, playing music too loudly, and having seedy visitors. Because if the reality is he walks around in his underwear or less most of the time, pays his fair share of the bills, likes working out together, is generally considerate and fun, wants to be seen by his roommate in his underwear or less, and likes to squirt in front of his roommate on occasion, then I'd be too pissed I'm not his roommate.

So I'll enjoy this glimpse into his sexual life and revel in the fact I don't have to live with him. It would be such suffering. Clearly.

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