Ask GayDemon: WTF Is A Cuckold?

What is cuckold? I've been seeing a lot of this porn around and I can't understand what it actually is. Each movie seems quite different.
-What the Cuck

It's this thing where a guy does this thing and there's this woman and there's a wife thing and a husband thing and a non-husband thing and a fucking thing and then usually some pancakes. But never waffles. Never waffles. Except in the Southern Hemisphere where it's all in reverse.

Does that clear it up?

First of all, if this is a sexual interest of yours, you wouldn't need to know the definition. You would just have the interest without having a name for it. So say you're married. Straight and married. And it would completely turn you on to watch another man fuck your wife in front of you.

Especially if he were superior to you in several ways like dick size, muscles, confidence, face and/or ability to make pancakes. Hey, that last one is important to me.

So he'd be fucking her while you watched. And she would be exclaiming how much better the guy is at fucking her than you are. And her female ejaculation (yeah, that's a thing) would prove it. "She's a squirter!" the guy fucking your wife would say.

"I didn't know that," you would say. Because he is, in fact, better than you.

So you would be the cuckold in that case. Or if you're the guy fucking the wife, then you're cuckolding the guy or whatever. I think that's right. I'm a grammar expert. And a sex expert. But not a sex grammar expert. And definitely not a Kelsey Grammer expert. Fuck him.

As for if there's a gay version of it, sure why not? So next time you're watching fuck porn, imagine the guy getting fucked is your husband. And that he's allowed to fuck with whoever and you're not. Now if you want to make some actual arrangement like that, it may seem tempting to just date randomly because probably a bunch of guys would end up cheating on your anyhow.

But cheating is not cuckolding. It would turn you on to see your guy fucking around with another guy while you just have to watch and be belittled. Your partner knows that gets you off. The guy fucking with your partner knows that gets you off. Everyone is getting off.

Victory.

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