Muscle Hunks
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Muscle Hunks features massive bodybuilders and muscle worship. While the tour can't seem to make up its mind if it wants us to buy memberships or videos or what, don't let that deter you. There aren't many sites out there with models of this quality - these guys are hugely muscled, handsome and hot! If you want to get a preview of all of them, just click the models link on the upper left side of the page - and prepare to salivate! I'm more than ready so let's log into the member area and take a look around Muscle Hunks!
The main member page is littered with DVDs to buy or, at the bottom of the page, other sites to join. But don't give up! Just go directly to the models link - again on the upper right. Or if you want to see the most recent updates, go to the News link. I'm going directly to the models pages so I can wallow in all the bodybuilders I can handle ;)
There are currently 101 models inside Muscle Hunks, ranging from big and built to "oh, my god!" You may find some familiar names in the model index, names like Zeb Atlas, Mark Dalton, Eddie Camacho and Christian Engel. These men aren't fitness models - they're not "toned". They are huge bodybuilders with massive arms, enormous chests and bulging thighs. Each guy has his own page listing his video clips and many have pic sets.
The videos are well conceptualized. Picture this - Zeb Atlas, naked and dripping as he stands flexing in a hot tub. Then picture him as he turns around and shows us his incredible ass, spreads his knees slightly and starts doing dips on the side of the pool. There's plenty of water videos inside Muscle Hunks. I found Mico Valentine getting soaking wet in a fountain as his muscle bulged. There are also muscle worship videos where the guys talk to us as if they were sent by a service and have come over to show off those glorious bodies. These are sexy and very intimate in feel.
Most of the guys have a long list of video clips listed in 3 choices - Quicktime, large WMV and 56k WMV. Most of the clips are between 2 and 3 minute long and can only be streamed, not downloaded. You'll see sets of clips with the same name like Pumping 1, Pumping 2, Pumping 3. Those are all parts of one video. Most or all of the models have several videos and a bunch of clips listed and some - like Zeb Atlas - have over 50 clips. Let's talk about video size and quality.
The newer large WMVs are shown at a screen size of 480x360 and stream at 1045Kbps and the Quicktime videos, which are embedded on a page, are similar in size and quality. Some of the older videos are a little smaller, shown at 400x300 and streaming at 725. The so-called 56k clips are actually a little large for dialup users, streaming at around 200k and shown at 240x180. All the movies have good sound and play smoothly. The 2 most recent months of videos also come in a streaming Flash format, which is bigger but slightly lower in quality than the WMVs.
The action in these movies is fucking awesome! If you love muscle, wait till you feast your eyes on these muscle men. There are outdoor videos, shoots of them at the beach, indoors stroking their cocks, getting wet, flexing, posing and in some incredible muscle fantasies. The muscle worship videos have them teasing, asking things like "Can you handle this?" as they show off their massive pecs or pull up their shirts. The most recent videos aren't as nicely edited, and tend to move around back and forth from scene to scene too much. Still, the men and scenarios chosen are awesome.
The images are shown in thumbnailed galleries. The photos are digital stills and when you click a thumb, the pic opens in a new browser. The pics range from 400x600 to 500x750 and are pretty good quality. They can be saved by right clicking on the pic and saving as, and I found quite a few photos that I found I wanted to save, pics of men with rock-hard bodies and cocks.
Sometimes the updates add more clips to an existing model, and usually a pretty generous amount - the most recent updates added 15 or more clips to each model. Other updates add a bunch of pics. The coming attractions page shows the next update - and a new model will be added. Although the site claims on the join page that they have weekly updates, and there are 4 - 5 updates per month, they aren't always added at regular intervals. Still, I can't complain much - how often do I get to see bodybuilders and athletes of this quality?
Muscle Hunks has such impressive muscular men as their models that it outweighs almost any issues this site could have. The member area has more ads than I like, but they're not that intrusive. The movies and pics of these world-class bodybuilders as they flex, talk to us and jack off are good quality and I think any muscle lover will enjoy this site. If you want to see some of the biggest bodybuilders around in action, be sure and check out Muscle Hunks!
Things we liked:
- Exclusive content
- Huge muscle men
- Multiple video formats
Things we didn't like:
- Videos are not downloadable
- No way to browse vids or pics - only models or updates
- Updates aren't all that regular
Membership prices: ( billing by CCBill )
- Monthly: $29.95 (recurring)
- Other: $99.00 (120 days non-recurring)
Reviewed on 2007-10-04
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MuscleFan | 26 Apr 2008
My rating:
I disagree with the star rating, this site is the BEST for muscle, is well organized and the videos ARE downloadable.
I just wished they did more "Raw posing" i.e. the models would do a bodybuilding posing routine with a hard-on...
BigJeff | 13 Jan 2008
My rating:
The men are fantastic. I can't imagine they get any better but then they top themselves with another one. I'm very disappointed that the videos are not downloadable and they should be. I wish they would have created other themes or combined men in more videos in the earlier ones. The direction is very cheesy but the video quality and photography are excellent.
The biggest improvement would be that they make the clips downloadable. If someone is going to steal them off the net they can be posted from the dvds they sell to so whats the big deal.
Martin | 05 Oct 2007
My rating:
I'm sorry to say that Steve is absolutely correct - Muscle Hunks may have gorgeous sexy models, but they don't know what to do with them. They're in dire need of a better director or else, models who know how to tease, perform, in front of a camera! Muscle Worship and Muscle Fantasy are the best muscle sites out there at the moment. Not to worry, they don't pay me commission - I'm simply telling the truth.
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