Military Dick

Military Dick Review

Military Dick launched in 2022 as part of the Say Uncle network and features South American soldiers in uniform. If you've never heard an army drill sergeant bellowing at a new recruit in Spanish, it's pretty hot, but don't worry, there are English subtitles to help you follow along. The uniforms look authentic, and there's a bit of a daddy-boy vibe going on here with lots of action between soldiers and their superiors. We reviewed this one nearly a year and a half ago, so I'm eager to see how it’s grown.

The men come in two flavors: younger guys 18 to early twenties and older men in their 30s and maybe early 40s. Say Uncle has two other sites called Latin Leche and Dick Rides, and both film in Argentina, so I believe these guys are also from Buenos Aires. The younger guys are mostly cute with slim to athletic bodies and smooth. There are a couple of blonds, but the rest are what you'd expect from Latinos - bronzed skin, dark hair and eyes. Some of the older men are bearded, a couple are clean shaven, and one is hairy while the others are smooth. They're mostly in good shape with a couple having a some muscle definition while a fourth is on the beefy side.

A lot of so-called military gay porn sites throw a guy in an army t-shirt, hang dog tags around his neck, and presto - he’s a soldier. But MilitaryDick is different. I don't know if the uniforms are authentic for Argentina, but they look convincing with the soldiers wearing camouflage pants and shirts with white t-shirts underneath, baseball-style caps with crests, and black combat boots. The men in charge are similarly dressed with bars on their arms and berets instead of caps.

This site also puts some effort into making the action authentic, so you'll find sergeants or corporals barking at new recruits for sleeping in or putting them through boot camp drills. One scene has a drill sergeant dissatisfied with a soldier's push-ups, so he has three others strip him naked and put him on his knees. "Get your dicks out!" he yells. The soldiers are shocked, but further yelling gets them unzipping. The soldier sucks them all, and they take turns fucking him bareback before cumming on him. Most of the action is in duos, a soldier and a superior or now often times two soldiers, but there are seven threesomes, six foursomes, and four with small groups of five to seven guys. All the action happens in a make-shift barracks, although there are a handful of videos with outdoor action.

Military Dick offers 35 exclusive videos in MP4 format. Downloads are available in six sizes: a very large 4K video at 3840x2160, two HD versions at 1920x1080 and 1280x720, and three smaller ones for slow connections or smaller devices. You can also stream the videos on your desktop and mobiles; they're available in five qualities (there's no streaming 4K), and they play in an adaptive player that resizes the videos to fit your device. Whether downloading or streaming, the videos are good quality, and that 4K download version is extra nice.

Each episode has a photo set of about a dozen good quality digital stills sized at 1620x1080. You can save the pictures individually or download entire sets in zip files. The picture viewer has forward and back controls, but there's no hands-free slideshows. There used to be a second gallery of screencaps, but these have been discontinued.

Let's talk about updates. MilitaryDick has been adding videos at a rate of one a month. Occasionally as in March, May and August of 2023, they updated twice a month, but don’t expect it and it’ll be a nice surprise.

Previously, joining MilitaryDick got you access to the whole Say Uncle network, but now you join Military Dick as a standalone site with access to 50 bonus videos from only two other channels: Say Uncle Labs and Say Uncle Extras. The network has 61 sites and collections with 3,197 videos in total, but you’ll need either yearly network membership or paid monthly upgrade your membership to enjoy the content. The network has lots of Latin content - Latin Leche offers sexy Argentinians in over 200 suck and fuck videos. Anonimo is a new series bringing us Latin guys in six anonymous sex and cruising videos. Dick Rides gives us more Latinos in action in car sex with rideshare drivers having sex with their passengers. And you'll find plenty of non-Latin themed content from fauxcest, priest sex, cock-hungry bottoms, and more. Almost all of the network’s updates come from their exclusive channels, and speaking of updates, there’s one every day and a few days offer two updates.

Let's talk about downsides. There’s a pre-selected offer in a dropdown menu on the billing page; if you're not interested change "Special Offer!" to "No thanks ...." Next, when logging in, you'll have to pass through a full-page ad with tons of banners, but simply look for the green button that says "Access Your Content" and that'll take you into the members area. Even if you don't get network access, you'll end up in the network member area but will only have access to the Military Dick episodes and the two bonus channels. You'll also find heaps of advertising inside, including ads every seventh row of thumbnails on the movie pages. There's also a Deals and Store selection on the navigation bar, and a couple of other options that cost you extra.

Military Dick features military higher-ups and soldiers stripping out of their uniforms for raw suck and fuck action in and out of the barracks. The uniforms look authentic, and while the performers speak Spanish, there are English subtitles so you don't miss anything. You'll find lots of cute Latinos in their early twenties, getting used by sergeants or getting it on raw with other recruits. The site offers 35 exclusive videos to download, stream, and watch on your mobiles, and it adds one update per month most months. There are 50 bonus videos, and if you don't mind paying extras, there are 61 channels available in the Say Uncle network with 3,197 videos. Still, even if you don't pay to upgrade, if you like Latinos and men in uniform, the sexy guys and miliary sex at Military Dick are sure to turn you on.

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