Military Classified

9 Sep 2023 Score 80 / 100 militaryclassified.com Mobile friendly


  • Videos 4 stars
  • Pictures 3 stars
  • Unique 4 stars
  • Size 4 stars
Review score 80
  • 4 stars Cost
  • 4 stars Updates
  • 3 stars Usability
  • 4 stars Claims
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Introduction to militaryclassified.com

Military Classified offers real amateur military and army men, mostly straight amateurs in a mix of jerkoff sessions, blowjobs, and fucking. 1,423 exclusive videos to stream, download (if you have a download membership), and watch on your mobile, and the site adds a new scene each week. Some of the hottest military guys around!

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Since Last Review

  • Site has added 21 videos in 4 months
  • Videos are now all mobile compatible
  • Site has new prices and membership options
  • Site has brand new design and functionality
  • New updates have slowed to 1 per week
  • Videos no longer offered in multiple sizes or WMV format
  • Thumbnail galleries discontinued

MilitaryClassified Topics

Video info

Videos offered for download and streaming

1,444 exclusive videos in MP4 format. Newer downloads sized at 1280x720 at good amateur quality, older are 640x480 at average to poor quality. Streaming, mobile compatible videos also available.

Picture info

Episodes have small screencaps (400x255) dispersed through the description. Many have sets of good amateur quality digital stills sized at 530x750 with between 6 and 12 images per scene. No slideshows or zip files. Pics can be individually downloaded.

Site issues

Daily download limit of 4 GB. Some updates are recycled. Monthly download membership costs $14 more than monthly streaming-only membership; yearly download membership costs $100 more than streaming yearly membership. Non-recurring download membership costs $10 more than recurring download membership. Back button leads offsite.

Membership cost of Military Classified

  • Monthly Streaming: $15.99 (recurring every 30 days)
  • Monthly: $29.99 (recurring every 30 days)
  • Monthly: $39.99 (30 days, non-recurring)
  • Annual: $199.99 (recurring every 365 days)
  • Downloads available à la carte at $8.99 each

Military Classified Review

Military Classified offers a horny assortment of amateur military studs getting off for the camera. When the site got started more than 18 years ago, most of the guys jerked off or got blowjobs; these days most get sucked off or fuck the site owner. There are lots of newcomers getting their first action from another guy, and many return to cum over and over under the pretense of needing the cash. We just updated our review a few months ago, but the site has completely retooled and is running on a new platform with new features we need to talk about, so let’s head back.

The site owner, Rob, has a passion for military men, and he's an enthusiastic bottom, so he makes a perfect recruiter for the site. Throughout San Diego he finds horny Marines and navy boys, army and air force servicemen, and even some amateur civilians, and he offers them money to jack off or get head. If the guy is very straight, Rob may tell them he's casting for a straight porno. Rob himself is dark-haired with a slender body and appears to be in his forties. He's an expert cock sucker who knows how to put these first-timers at ease.

The guys here range in age through their twenties with slender to athletic physiques, while a few are more muscular. Most have short hair and some tattoos, but a few are heavily inked. Some show up in uniform, but most are in civilian clothing. Some are handsome and others average with many falling somewhere in between, and some are lightly hairy with a patch on their chest and unshaved or manscaped pubes while others are smooth. Most are straight, some are curious, and some just want the cash.

Each guy's stats and military branch are at the top of his episode page, and there's also a backstory about him and his video shoot. For instance, Cypress is a studly jarhead stationed at Camp Pendleton, but he's originally from the Northwest. He filmed his first scene in 2007 where he told Rob that he's gotten head from guys before, but only blowjobs - he doesn't like them "touching on me", he says. But then over the next five years he made four more scenes where he fucked the site owner, he got another blowjob, and he did a side-by-side jack-off with another guy. So much for his no-touching policy. Rob talks with each of the guys for a couple of minutes to find out about their sexual experience and what kinds of things turn them on.

The older scenes are mostly oral or masturbation and there’s not a lot of fucking. For instance, in the eight very oldest scenes there were only two fucking sessions; the rest were blowjobs and two featured jack-off solos. In the newest releases, there's a lot more action with plenty of ass fucking. However, guys who are new to the site often start off with jack-off or blowjob sessions, depending on their comfort levels. Other guys are happy to sit back while Rob services their dicks and some let him rim their asses. Some of the guys return for more head and Rob generally inches these studs toward anal sex; some need a bit more time to get used to the idea of fucking a guy, but others jump right in. One final note, there's often a full-length mirror in the bedroom or living room, so we get another view of the action.

Military Classified offers two membership options: one only allows streaming, but at $15.99 it's a great deal; the other includes downloads as well as streaming at $29.99 for the recurring version, and for well over 1,400 videos, that's still not a bad deal. Things have changed since our last review, and you can now purchase any scene à la carte with downloads costing $8.99 or more, or you can rent them to stream at $6.99 each. You will need to create a free account to use the site’s shopping cart, but you’re not obligated to purchase a membership, however members get a better deal called Rob's Cuts, and you can purchase downloads for $4.99, and you a rent scenes cheaper too at $3.49, although you can already watch them with your membership, so I’m not sure about the point of this.

Military Classified now offers 1,444 exclusive videos in MP4 format. The site used to offer WMV format, but it looks like the new site has dumped them since almost no devices play them anymore. The scenes are no longer offered in multiple sizes; the newer MP4s come in at 1280x720 and the older play at 640x480. The newer videos are good amateur quality or better, the older at poor quality with lots of fuzziness, but they’re still watchable. The videos play well on mobiles, and you can stream them on desktops, too, and regardless, the adaptive player resizes them to fit your device. The videos stream smoothly, and you can fast-forward without waiting for them to load. The newest videos look pretty good at full screen, but the older videos don't fare as well.

Each video comes with a detailed description of the action from site owner and cocksucker Rob. It also includes a set of screencaps, and many times there's also a small set of digital stills. The screencaps are sized at 400x255 and are dispersed through the “How It Went” description. The site used to offer a full set of screencaps, but they’ve have disappeared. The digital stills display at 530x750 in average or better quality and appear under the description. There are no traditional galleries, you simply scroll down the page to view all of the pictures. There's also no zip file downloads, but you can save the pictures you like individually.

Now let's talk about updates. MilitaryClassified is adding a new release every Friday and all scenes are dated. Between those new releases, they update with two or three older scenes. Many of these recycled scenes are offered in their original version (SD) and a re-mastered one (HD), but they both display at the same size, and I did notice only a slight improvement in the HD version, which isn’t actually HD as it plays at 1280x720. 

Are there any issues? The site has a download limit of 4 GB per 24 hours. The newer videos I downloaded were all under 300 MB, so you can still download 10 or more videos per day. The monthly download membership costs $14 more than the streaming-only membership, and the yearly membership with downloads costs a full $100 more than the streaming-only version. 

The new MilitaryClassified looks pretty good on my mobile phone, but on my large desktop monitor the results are disappointing. On desktops the site is split down the middle of the screen with video thumbnails running down the left side and the scene’s details, player, and pictures on the right side. It reminds me of the very earliest websites that used frames, and I’m not fond it. Also, if you’re tempted to use your browser’s back button, you’ll find yourself off the site and back wherever you were before arriving on Military Classified. The mobile version tends to work better; however you may be confused until you get used to what symbols do what things. By the way, the new design no longer shows the site title, the page tops all read M C instead of Military Classified.

One last comment: we don’t see as many uniformed guys on Military Classified as we used to in the early days and this is disappointing. Still, the guys are hot and it’s titillating watch Rob taking care of their dicks.

Military Classified has been shooting videos since 2004, so the site owner has been servicing straight, mostly military dudes for over 18 years. Not all of the guys are military but most are; and they're mainly navy guys and Marines with a few air force and army men, and civilians show up now and again. The newest videos are bigger and better quality, and they feature lots more blowjob and anal action. With over 1,400 videos and one new release added weekly as well as two or three recycled scenes added in between, there's plenty to keep you horned up. Those into real military men and straight amateurs will find Military Classified is well worth a visit.

Things we disliked

  • Some updates are recycled
  • Daily download limit of 4 GB
  • Older vids are smaller, lower quality
  • Browser back button takes you off site
  • Picture galleries have been removed
  • Download memberships cost more

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