Joe Schmoe Videos

24 Aug 2019 Score 66 / 100 joeschmoevideos.com Not Mobile friendly


  • Videos 4 stars
  • Pictures 2 stars
  • Unique 4 stars
  • Size 4 stars
Review score 66
  • 4 stars Cost
  • 0 stars Updates
  • 4 stars Usability
  • 3 stars Claims
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Introduction to joeschmoevideos.com

Joe Schmoe Videos delivers straight trailer trash boys and amateurs, some covered in tats and horny as hell. There is a mix of solo masturbation, blowjobs and hardcore action in 508 exclusive videos to download, stream and watch on your mobiles. Updates are recycled, but it's a great site if you're looking for real amateur rednecks and average guys.

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Video info

Videos offered for download and streaming

508 exclusive videos in MP4 format. Some vids are sized at 640x480 at amateur quality plus 1 smaller size or 1920x1080 plus 3 smaller sizes at good amateur quality. Videos are downloadable full scenes. Mobile and streaming videos available. No DRM used.

Picture info

508 picture sets. Pics are screencaps sized at either 640x480 at low-amateur to average quality or 1000x563 at average quality or better. Downloadable zip files available, no slideshows offered. Can download individual pictures. 35 to 200 pics per set.

Bonus content

427 bonus videos.

Site issues

This site no longer updates!

Site does not add new productions; current updates are older videos re-dated to seem like new updates. Pre-checked offer (called a cross sale) on billing page. Trial members get limited access. Some tour claims are not accurate - weekly updates and HD videos.

Membership cost of Joe Schmoe Videos

Trial membership only gives you limited access. There are pre-checked options on signup page. If left checked, you will automatically be subscribed to another site.

  • Monthly: $24.95 (recurring every 30 days)
  • Quarterly: $49.94 (recurring every 90 days)

Joe Schmoe Videos Review

Joe Schmoe Videos takes us straight to Redneckville. The guys on this site are all amateurs, and you'll find a mix of blue collar types, trailer trash, rednecks and average guys. Many of them are covered in tattoos, some pretty non-PC such as swastikas and other white-power symbols. Most of these guys are straight and some of them are really rough-looking, and that's the kind of guys this site focuses on, although some are just regular guys, too. The performers here look nothing like porn stars or models, and that's what makes things interesting.

You'll find a variety of body types here, as some of the guys are skinny, others show some muscle and a few of them are chubby. There are some bearded men and guys with natural body hair, too, including unshaven pubes. The majority of the performers seem to be in their twenties, thirties and forties, but a few of them are older than that, and cock size is all over the map; you'll find average sized dicks as well as some that are nice and big. While the majority of the guys are white, there are over 90 black men at Joe Schmoe Videos, and they, too, have the scruffy or "regular guy" look shared by the rest of the performers.

I found a good mix of solo and hardcore videos, and the kind of action you can expect ranges from guys rubbing out a load to fucking bareback. For many of the guys this is their first gay experience, and while they seem a bit uncomfortable at first, they obviously enjoy getting blown by another dude or fucking a guy's ass. There are a few interracial scenes and threesomes, and you will even find some videos starring this big blond girl named Jessica who sucks the guys off or gets fucked by them in duos and a couple threesomes The productions are gritty, which fits the theme of the site well.

Joe Schmoe Videos offers 508 exclusive videos that are available in MP4 format. The older productions are sized at 640x480 plus one smaller size at decent quality, and starting in mid-2015 the vids started being offered in full HD at 1920x1080 plus three smaller sizes, and these larger vids are higher quality with slightly sharper visuals - let's call them good amateur quality. The smaller vids are a good size for most mobiles. If you don't want to download the videos, you can stream them with a choice of several sizes and qualities. Some of the videos look like they weren't filmed recently, and some of the smaller videos have a pretty large watermark that can be intrusive, especially if you enlarge the videos.

Each video comes with a matching picture set that contains between 35 and 200 pictures. These are screencaps sized at either 640x480 or 1000x563, and they're about the quality you'd expect from pics taken from amateur quality videos. Some of them are a bit dark and lack sharpness, and many of the smaller ones have large intrusive watermarks. Sometimes the pictures are a bit repetitive, as well, but they're still a good way to preview the action of a video. You can save the pics individually or download them altogether in an easy zip file.

Joe Schmoe Videos members get access to 427 bonus videos, 51 more than there were on our last visit. The bonus vids are listed in three categories (Bonus Fetish, Bonus Hunks and Bonus Twinks) as well as a section called Bonus Videos that features gay porn vids that are a mix of solo and hardcore action that don't fit any particular category. All these videos can be downloaded, streamed or watched on your mobiles, and all the ones I checked included picture sets. By the way, the latest update for any of the bonus collections was almost a year ago.

Now let's talk about updates. All the recent Joe Schmoe updates are dated a week apart except for one that was early and a single skipped update. For about a year, updates appeared to be added regularly, but there's more to it. All of the updates for more than a year contain only the smaller sized videos and pics, and on our previous visit, the site was recycling updates. It appears they are again, but the site has grown by 92 videos since we last reviewed it. Apparently the site was larger at one point, removed a lot of the episodes and has been re-adding them as updates ever since. If you've never been a member of the site before, this will only matter to you because the new videos are smaller, but they are still hot.

Are there other issues? There's a pre-checked offer on the billing page that will sign you up for a second site membership if left checked, and trial members get limited access, although the terms page doesn't spell out those limitations. The tour offers weekly updates and HD videos, but probably less than half of the total videos are HD; the rest are smaller, offered in average quality at 640x480 - and remember, all the "newest" updates are the smaller size. There's plenty of ads in the member area including rows of large animated thumbs at the bottom of every page that is actually an ad. And last, as mentioned, some of the vids and pics have large, rather intrusive watermarks.

The tagline for Joe Schmoe Videos is "as amateur as it gets", and that describes things pretty well. The guys are mostly straight, some are pretty rough around the edges, and many are covered in tattoos, smoke cigarettes while jerking off and are by no means professional models or porn stars, although some are regular average guys including some chubs. That being said, it's their bad-ass attitude that makes many of the guys interesting. The site currently hosts 508 videos to download, stream and watch on your mobiles, although they seem to be recycling updates. Still, if you're into men straight from the trailer park, Joe Schmoe Videos is probably a good tour guide.

Things we disliked

  • Site is recycling updates
  • Pre-checked offer on billing page
  • Trial members get limited access
  • Many vids are not HD as offered on tour
  • Big, intrusive watermark on some vids
  • Latest and older vids are smaller, lower quality
  • Large, animated ad on bottom of all pages
  • Bonus videos do not update

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