UK Scally Lads features real British scallies, chavs, and rudeboys with surly attitudes and hard cocks. The guys are basically twinks who are a bit rough around the edges, working class guys between 18 and 25; they show up wearing trackies (track suits to those in the U.S.), hoodies, gold chains, athletic shoes, and baseball caps. But once things get started, the clothes come off and the lads start sucking dick or stroking their mostly uncut cocks. There's both solo and hardcore action here with plenty of kissing, rimming, fingering, and dildo play. And for those who prefer a more natural look, many of these guys don't shave their pubic hair.
The guys can be sorted into three categories: Young lads (18 to 21), str8 lads, and big cocks, and they're a mix of average to cute or good-looking. Almost all of them are clean shaven with smooth and slender bodies, although some are sporting some face scruff. I didn't see many that I would call muscular, most of the guys sporting slim or athletic bodies, but most are closer to twinks than jocks in body type. And don't forget, British guys usually sport foreskin, a plus for uncut cock lovers.
While many of the videos are solos, there are 73 duos and six threeways. Besides sucking and fucking or wanking on camera, there's some kinkier stuff here. You can expect to find a lot of the guys smelling their sweaty athletic socks, some shoe sniffing and a little foot play. I even saw a couple of guys fucking their sneakers. There are a handful of pissing videos, and a lot of these working-class bad boys puff on cigarettes, so those with a smoking fetish will find a lot here to satisfy their urges. There's also plenty of spitting, beer drinking, and facial cumshots.
UK Scally Lads offers 228 exclusive, DRM-free videos. They're available in downloadable MP4 and WMV formats. For a time four years ago the MP4s were offered at 960x540 and WMVs at 640x480, but the bulk of the videos on the site show up at 640x480 in either format. They're good amateur quality with decent sound and lighting, and the MP4s should play on most mobiles. You can also stream the videos in Flash format on the site. These play at 640x480 and while there is a full-screen option, the videos don't hold up very well.
Each video comes with a set of pictures. These are amateur to good amateur quality digital stills and there are several ways to view them. You can see smaller versions (around 427x640) by viewing the sets online in thumbnail galleries or you can watch them via the hands-free slideshow. Or, if you want to see the bigger, better versions - sized at around 1536x1024 - you can download each set as a zip file. The pic sets are pretty in-depth with plenty of closeups, catching all the action and pretty much every minute of each shoot.
I was happy to see that not only can you browse episodes by date and by category, but there's also a model index. Not only does this mean you can search content by model, but each guy has a brief profile including age, cock size, cut or uncut, and all that good stuff. Something else I appreciated is that each episode has a nice juicy description telling about the guy (or guys), how the shoot went and details about the action.
The biggest issue with UK Scally Lads is the lack of activity. We reviewed the site back in 2012 and there were 208 videos, but now, four years later, there are only 228 videos and the last one was added in April 2015. Funnily enough, the tour still says the site updates every week. I would have liked all the videos to be offered at a larger size and a bit higher quality, too. There is a section called Phonewank on the navigation bar, which is a jack-off phone line with extension numbers for you to reach many of the guys (supposedly, anyway) but these aren't free and cost you at least £1.05 per minute, and there may be hefty long distance charges, too, if you're outside of the UK.
UK Scally Lads delivers the real thing - scallies jerking off, sucking dick, and getting fucked in exclusive pictures and videos. The videos are downloadable, DRM-free full scenes that not only play on your computer but also on most mobiles, and the pic sets are large and show off the action. There are 228 exclusive videos, but the site hasn't added a new one in well over a year. But what I liked the best is the scallies themselves with their surly attitudes and all the trimmings as they go to work on their cocks sliding their foreskins up and down, sniffing sneakers, or fucking other dudes.