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Hey Little Dick proves that there's porn for everything imaginable - yes, even women making fun of men with small cocks. I have reviewed a couple of sites in the CFNM (clothed female nude male) and women-humiliating-men niches, but this one has definitely got to be the most unique. We reviewed it three years ago and there have been some changes, mainly with a couple of new additions to this site's network, so let's head back and get caught up.

Even though Hey Little Dick is all about men with meagre equipment, the men themselves are almost inconsequential. They aren't even named in the scene descriptions. And you'll find a wide variety including slender men, some with athletic physiques, and others with average bodies all the way up to heavy men with big bellies. They seem to range from their twenties to their forties, but I saw a few older than that. There are a fair number of British productions, so these guys are uncut, but you'll find plenty of American shoots, as well.

As far as their cocks go, many of these guys are indeed sporting small dicks, but a few of them had me wondering because the cocks the women are making fun of are actually a decent size. I guess humliation is the thing here regardless of actual cock size.

One scene called "Mr. Small's Comparison" features a man who has been on the site before. He calls himself Mr. Big, but the girls have snapped photos of his unimpressive cock and they've been spreading them around. He's come to see how much it'll cost to get the girls to say those aren't pictures of his cock and that he's actually hung. "Lie, you mean?" asks one of the girls, and they all laugh. The three women decide to have some fun and call over the bartender who they know is hung and eventually convince him to whip out his cock The bartender is quite endowed, and one of the girls gets him hard and strokes him off as Mr. Small watches.

Most of the action involves a couple of women playing with a guy's cock. They look at it, touch it, measure it with rulers - one scene even had the girls hauling out a magnifying glass - and all the while they're cracking jokes, laughing and expressing their disbelief at how small the guy's dick is. Sometimes the women will put the guy's cock in their vagina to see if they can feel it or sometimes they'll let him try to fuck one of them, all the while saying things like: "Can you feel it?" or "Is it in yet?" And the guys are usually jacked off until they cum, but I saw a few guys getting sucked off.

There are also some big-dicked men fucking women in cuckolding videos where the woman is breaking up with her unhung boyfriend on the phone while her new hung lover fucks her. "It great finally feeling a dick inside of me," the woman tells her now ex.

There are lots of different scenarios as to how a couple of women end up seeing a guy's small cock, but you'll find quite a few medical scenarios involving exams and visits to one type of clinic or another. And with titles like Dodgy Plumbing, Fireman's Little Hose, House Guest, Hot Tub Repairs, and Massage Parlour, it's not hard to see there's quite a variety of situations here. A few of the videos feature one man and one woman, but most feature at least two girls, and quite a number have three or more women.

There are 134 exclusive videos on Hey Little Dick, and they're available as downloadable MP4s. The vids come in various sizes like 820x460 or a little smaller for the older releases. Newer episodes come in MP4 format at 854x480 and 1280x720. These are full scenes, but they are also available as three downloadable clips in MP4 format, they're only offered in the smallest sizes listed above. The videos can also be streamed at 980x550 and full-screen mode is available, and I didn't find they suffered much loss in quality. And they're compatible with all but much older mobiles.

Each episode also comes with at least one picture set. There's a gallery of screencaps displaying at 1280x720, or 820x460 on older scenes. Some episodes also have a gallery of digital stills that display at 800x534, but these could be high-quality screencaps. There are around 150 to 200 or more pictures in each set, and you can view them in thumbnail galleries or use the slideshow feature with multiple time settings. You can save the pictures individually or download full sets in zip files.

Hey Little Dick seems to have stopped updating right after we last reviewed it because there's only one more episode than we saw three years ago. However don't panic - your membership gives you access to a network of CFNM sites: Pure CFNM (617 scenes), Amateur CFNM (99 videos), Girls Abuse Guys (85 videos), and two newer sites called Lady Voyeurs (144 scenes) and CFNM Games (17 scenes). Pure CFNM and Lady Voyeurs update weekly while Amateur CFNM and Girls Abuse guys add new content biweekly, and CFNM Games updates once a month.

There's a good "Categories" section on the navigation bar that organizes the content into themes like big tits, blowjob, fucking, femdom, restrained, uniform and a couple of dozen others. But these categorize the entire network and not just Hey Little Dicks videos.

Let's talk about issues. The site is recycling its own content; that means they're putting new update dates on existing episodes to make it appear the updates are new, but as I mentioned, there are only 134 scenes when there were 133 three years ago. There's a pre-checked offer on the billing page, but it's easy to uncheck if you're not interested. Something I didn't like was the network set-up. Any click on the navigation bar like "Scenes" or "Home" took me out of Hey Little Dick and into the network where content shows for all six sites. The movies are tagged with a graphic "HLD" so I could click that and bring up all the Hey Little Dick videos, but I was constantly having to do this.

Hey Little Dick is a CFNM site that caters to a pretty specific audience - those who like watching women humiliate men and making of fun of men and their small dicks. The 134 exclusive videos are well produced, and they can be downloaded, streamed, and enjoyed on most mobiles. While the site no longer updates, members get access to an entire CFNM network that does still update. Hey Little Dick certainly delivers on its theme, and I have to say that the women are pretty creative with their mockery and insults, some were downright hysterical.

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