Bootlust is one of the most unique sites I've ever come across. Exploring the site owner's boot fetish, his unique videos take us through every twist and turn in his perverted mind. At the time of our last review three years ago, Bootlust said it had 17 years of "all male bootography" and over 12,000 original images and videos, so this site is in its twentieth year of production. It's creative, it's definitely a wild and freaky ride, and I'm looking forward to getting back here to see what's been going on.
The men featured in the Bootlust productions are so varied that it's impossible to categorized them. I saw punks and skinheads standing alongside soap-opera hunks and jocks. It's important to understand that each scenario calls for specific types of men like a hunky cop roughing up a punk or an old French inn keeper tying up a Nazi, so the men reflect their roles.
For the most part the men are in decent shape with a mix of athletic, well-defined or muscular bodies; and there are both smooth and hairy men who are clean shaven or bearded. Some of the performers are well-known porn stars, but many are just men who enjoy uniforms and fetish play. I also saw a couple of guys from my own neighborhood and many of the players appear in multiple productions.
The movies usually feature nudity but not always sex. In one video two hillbillies strip a highway patrolman and leave him lying in the dirt. A cop getting measured for his uniform is sucked off by the tailor. In another session, a police recruit submits to a boot exam and jacks off while his sergeant sucks his bare toes. A Nazi POW camp commandant selects new prisoners to jack off for him. (And by the way, this site has the biggest collection men in Nazi uniforms that I've seen.) There are plenty of scenarios where no actual sex occurs, but seeing a bound man stripped out of uniform is titillating nonetheless.
The Bootlust content are not your run-of-the-mill productions, and some are quite unusual. The site owner has a vivid, creative and sometimes warped imagination. These amateur productions are well done with men wearing authentic costumes and filmed in a variety of locations. Many videos have a narrator introducing the story who sometimes makes cracks or pokes fun at what's happening. Quite often the narrator and actors sound like cartoon villains, B-movie actors, lounge singers, or that guy in those 1950s VD education films. Sometimes there's mad violins or Batman-like sound effects, sometimes there's music or nothing at all. Every movie is unique - expect the crazy and unexpected.
"The Donor" was a fun one that opens with a highway patrol man stopping by a rather interesting sperm bank with a weird doctor who wants to film the donation process. When the cop strips down to his jockstrap, the doctor can't resist admiring his ass with his hands. The patrol man strokes his dick and unloads his nuts all over the desk while the doctor films and adds his commentary here and there. In "Milking Machine," a scientist is doing research to find a cure for erectile dysfunction, and he's seen jerking off men in a number of unique ways using all kinds of devices and equipment and making them cum.
An even more off-beat example is "Tub Time." A Nazi officer in 1943 occupied France wants a bath at the local inn. The French inn keeper speaks with a sinister German accent, and he's wearing a hoodie, jeans, and sneakers. The Nazi in authentic uniform has an American accent. The inn keeper urges the Nazi to check the shower facilities, but you know Nazis and "showers" so he's hesitant. The Frenchman finally knocks the German on the head, strips him, and ties him up, then putting him in the bathtub.
From the top, Bootlust is made up of hundreds of video galleries that fall into six categories. First up is Passed Out in Uniform that features all kinds of guys from moto cross bike riders to cops passed out in their uniforms and boots. Rip & Strip offers us men who are often tied up then stripped out of their clothes. Boot Heat organizes the videos according to boot styles like riding boots, boots with laces, combat boots, to name just a few. Top Trooper Roster brings us all cops. Trooper Foot Inspection features guys inspecting and worshiping men's feet, rubbing them, smelling them, and licking them. And finally, there's Kinky Boot Stories that features videos with a voice over, think of these a books on videos.
It's impossible to tell you how many movies there are because the site is not organized in a way that lets me easily count them, but they say that they have over 480 videos, although I believe there are more. The videos are streaming MP4s that are offered in a variety of sizes. I found three of the newest videos in three different sizes from 1052x594 to 1148x616, and when we last reviewed the site in 2014, sizes ranged from 750x460 for newer productions to 240x180 for the older ones, and I found lots of videos at 640x480. Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed – every video is a surprise. The quality varies, but the vids are usually pretty good with good pictures clarity and sound; although a few had pixelation issues. I was able to play a variety of the videos on my Android phone and iPad.
There are plenty of galleries with myriad picture sizes; some are 495x871 others are 960x540; variety of sizes is definitely a thing here. Some of the pictures are digital stills, others are screencaps from the movies. You can save pictures individually, but there are no downloadable zip files or slideshows. And the quality ranges from mediocre screencaps to very good digital stills.
Now let's talk about updates. None of the episodes is dated, so I have no idea how often the site updates, but it is growing. The homepage does say "scroll down more for 78 newest originals" but I have no idea what "newest" means; however, comparing our last screenshots of the members area, there have been new videos added. As well, there's a Newest Collections on the sidebar and when clicked it gives you previews of two new videos that are in production in the opening months of 2018. Regardless, there's tons to keep you thrilled and entertained for the duration of your membership.
The site lacks any discernible organization; its layout and navigation can only be compared to a walk through a carnival fun house. Each video usually has movie poster graphic that may lead to a video, gallery, story, or all three - you have to click to find out. While this wild and crazy style is a reviewer's nightmare, I found it fun, intriguing and exciting clicking through everything - you never know what's around the corner - and I could have spent many hours working through every nook and cranny of Bootlust. Even the site owner admits that he hates organizing stuff and prefers to concentrate on making interesting, fun and erotic videos that turn us on – and he does that very well.
If you're looking for lots of cock-in-ass or cum-spurting action, then Bootlust isn't for you, but if you have a fetish for boots and uniforms, you'll probably really like this very unique site. The narrators, performers, and set-ups are sometimes cheesy, like porn often is, but on Bootlust the tongue-in-cheek style pokes fun at just about everything. Some of the movies will make you laugh, others will get you cranking your cock, and a few will make you think "I can't believe they just did that!" And I found these movies like peanuts; once I started watching I found it hard to stop. As a reviewer I often shake my head at the lack of creativity in porn videos, but Bootlust doesn't have that problem. I really enjoyed this wacky, perverted and, at times, damned sexy site.