Amateur Action: Two-Handed Penis Massage

How romantic! Or not, because this is purely hands on cock, no cuddling, talking, kissing, or long walks on the beach at sunset to be found. Though who knows what happened before and after the camera was on.

And it all still leads to a mechanical-looking ejaculation, albeit with some full body orgasm components (the shaking, the slight grunting). And I think the handjob recipient had a good, potentially mind-blowing time. And he can confidently put "Handjob Recipient" on his résumé.

Right next to "Hawaiian Pizza Eater" and "Body Oil Enthusiast" (educated guess).

But overall, fuck the horrible background music. Just turn it off and flip on something decent, like Cher's new ABBA tribute album Dancing Queen. Or Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag. Trust me.

And on a sexual note, because that seems apropos, despite the pretentiousness of the tantra concept (or at least some tantra proponents), it's wholly valid and can inspire other ways of touch and sharing beyond the most traditional and obvious. Just because a penis is a stick doesn't mean it has to be rubbed in a certain way or that every moment of touch is all about driving toward ejaculation.

Nor do these different forms of touch have to be done by someone to someone else. It can be a solo affair, preceded by (or during) a long, romantic walk on the beach at sunset.

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