Amateur Action: Toe-Curling Dildo Solo

Isn't this what you do every day? Plug yourself on camera with a dildo and ejaculate on your feet? No? Well, that's fine because that's what this guy is for. It's important everyone find their purpose in life.

I'm sure he does other things in life though, like volunteering for Habitat for Humanity. While everyone else is working together to build housing for people with none, he'll be right by their side, plugging himself on camera with a dildo and ejaculating on his feet.

Or possibly he volunteers for a beach cleanup organization. While everyone else is working together to remove refuse from the beach in an effort to minimize damage to the environment and harm to animal and plant life in and out of the ocean, he'll be right by their side, plugging himself on camera with a dildo and ejaculating on his feet.

Though, to be fair, maybe he volunteers for the NDFECA. That's the National Dildo and Feet Exhibitionists Council of America. With such an important organization, you'd think his focus at council meetings would be plugging himself on camera with a dildo and ejaculating on his feet.

But actually, he's just responsible for bringing snacks, making coffee and taking meeting minutes. And, most importantly, not ejaculating on the snacks, coffee or minutes. He hasn't succeeded yet but everyone has appreciated his attempts.

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