Amateur Action: Smooth Muscle Daddy Double Cum Solo

Muscle dad Rusty shares: "The second load was so hard it made my nuts ache." Then he asks a question that's both extremely rhetorical and sexual: "Am I the only one who likes to try to cum twice in a short period of time???"

For someone sure enough of himself to expose a real-time, double-cum session (which starts off with fine muscle ass exposure and pulling out of anal beads, as if that's not the climax itself), he sure uses a lot of question marks.

As he's super into eating his cum, he adds: "To keep the seed sweet tasting, add fruits like strawberries and pineapple to your diet. Works for me."

Yes, works for us, too, Rusty.

Now, I can't adopt "seed" into my standard vocabulary. I already have a lot of seeds to keep track of, like pumpkin, sunflower, flax, chia, and hemp. I really can't manage another. Though I can get behind eating fruit. But if you want something sweet in your mouth, just give head to a banana and call it a day.

I'm waiting for the episode of fake reality show House Hunters in which Rusty would be the next door neighbor. I'd give up my dream kitchen for that to be true. Though I would still insist on a two-story house. Not because I like stairs, but for a better view over Rusty's fence. He tends to hang out naked in his backyard a lot and can't really keep his hands off himself.

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