Amateur Action: Rimming and Jerking Cum Splatter

Porn nerds beware. The video title entirely spoils the plot of this quick video. "Eating Hot Hole While He Cums" says it all, the porn equivalent of Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.

But what you'll have to watch to see is what a major cum load looks like on that perfectly salt and pepper hairy chest. Double spoiler: it looks like dinner.

This video could double as an add for bedding. Not every pillowcase ad has to be someone sleeping blissfully while dreaming of puppies. Sometimes it can be a daddy having sex with a human pup.

Higher thread count can help with cum absorbency if you use your bedding as a cum rag. That's a tip you'll not find on Crate & Barrel's website. They really don't know what they're doing at all. Cumming on daddy chest is the best marketing for pretty much everything.

Okay, maybe not for ski boots. For those, cumming on daddy's face is the way to go. After he rims you while wearing his ski boots of course.

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