Amateur Action: Morning Precum Closeup

Not into the shitty, new fake reality show Gordon Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back? Want to make the change from food porn to real porn? Then here's a video to get you going. Consider it an appetizer.

This guy is so into his cock in the morning, he feels the need to go outside in the sun and capture a stream of his morning precum glistening in the sun. It's like watching a spiderweb shiny with morning dew.

And in the absence of a BBC nature documentary about the morning precum rituals of the North American exhibitionist homo sapien, this will have to do. It's just missing closeups of the precum as it touches the grass.

Perhaps there is a whole ecosystem we're missing out on experiencing, in which the precum feeds aphids who themselves feed garter snakes who then are preyed on by owls who poop everywhere helping to naturally fertilize cotton fields which are harvested and sold to make men's bikini underwear which is what this guy was wearing before he got so turned on he had to take his underwear off and release more precum into the wild.

Yes, perhaps.

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