Amateur Action: Lazy Daddy Rub and Tug

Though this is a quick video, I have a feeling he spends quite a bit of his days doing this. Or maybe I'm wrong. Instead of lazily jacking off in a chair, maybe he does other things entirely.

Like lazily jacking off on a couch. Or lazily jacking off in the shower. Or lazily jacking off on his bed. Or if it's a Thursday at 7:32 PM, energetically jacking off in his open window with all the lights on so his neighbor can see.

Because he knows when his neighbor gets off work. And when his neighbor likes to get off.

So when jacking off is his default action, and videoing it for strangers is pretty automatic also, he doesn't need to figure out what's going to be on his daily calendar. Hand to cock, hand to chest, hand to all of him, it sorts itself out.

He just has to make sure that in certain public situations he doesn't start lazily jacking off. Like if he's giving a speech at a hot air balloon manufacturer convention. Or actually, that would be okay as I think isolated masturbation is pretty much what hot air balloon rides are for. That and spraying ejaculate on beautiful landscapes.

I think it's called Earth bukkake.

Still, I wonder what's he's thinking about while he's rubbing and tugging. I'm guessing not much. Must be nice.

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