Amateur Action: Cucumber Fuck

No food waste to see here. He's wrapped the cucumber in a condom and I'm certain enjoys it in a big salad after his ass party. And when you're fucking yourself alone on camera, knowing you're going to upload it for all to see, it's a party.

After warming up with some jacking off, he makes the video description of "split open ridin a fat cucumber" come true. He's so into it, he doesn't care about the talking heads TV show going on in the background. Thankfully, you're free to turn the sound off on the video and replace it with your own soundtrack (like self-made moans and groans as you match the guy's actions or some music or The Wendy Williams Show so it's good for something).

He may be one of those guys who doesn't bother with the gym because sex is his workout. Squatting and humping and balancing in a chair is pretty much a cardio-pilates situation, minus the exorbitant class fee.

Plus he has the convenience of working out at home, or in a public park or restroom, wherever else he does this kind of thing. A grocery store bathroom would be pretty convenient for this. Grocery stores often have drug stores in them so sell condoms and lube too. So practical.

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