Here's a demonstration of what objectification looks like. Sure it's just a chiropractor teaching a student proper methods, but fuck. It's true that misalignment of the nipples and balls does cause an overall physical, even mental, imbalance that must be corrected by being in your underwear in YouTube instructional videos.
This comes under heading "Found Porn" because it's about what you bring to the table. If you look through the world with your dirty dirty eyes, it's amazing what you'll see. In this case, a hot as hell guy doing his best not to spring a boner in the chiro's office. But you know he almost can't help himself. Why, the model is probably jacking off to these videos right now. Okay, probably not, but he is at the gym or an underwear store. Or laying back getting examined. I'm a dreamer.
P.S. This is not an endorsement of Russian government policies regarding gay stuff.