The Matt R Story

=== Thanksgiving, 2015 ===

Matt and I were driving back home to Olympia (Washington, not Greece) for Thanksgiving.

Oh!

And Matt invited his jerk boyfriend, Randy, along, and he was in the backseat, guzzling down is 4th beer.

I don't know what Matt saw in that loser. He was 5'11", but acted like he was taller than me, blond hair down to his shoulders, and was a drunk jackass.

Randy: "Could this take any longer?"

Me: "We'll get there when we get there!"

Matt: "That's it. I'm taking the backroads."

He edged out of the traffic, and we wound up on a road near the Cascades.

Randy: "Let me out!"

Matt: "You know, it might actually be a good idea to stop. I'm sick of driving."

Me: "Hey, you know what's down the road? Mount Rainier."

Matt: "Wow. It's been years since we've been there."

Randy: "I need to see a moose. Like, right now."

We drove into the park and got out. I let Matt take his drunk idiot down their own path.

It was nice to be alone. It was nice to just get out with the birds, clouds, trees... more trees... and more tr- okay, I'm lost.

I just kept walking, hoping to find a ranger station, but I only found some guy laying on a log.

His hair was dyed blue, he was wearing a leather jacket and pants, with a white t-shirt, nothing but sandals, and his ears were strecthed to around an inch. He was a little taller than Matt, and looked to be about a year older than me.

Keith: "You lost?"

Me: "Yeah."

Keith: "My dad's a ranger, but I can help you... for a price."

Great. What does he want? My wallet? My phone? My fake ID-I mean-my wallet?

He pulled out a monster cock. 12 inches at least.

Me: "Whoa."

Keith: "Suck me off, and I'll give you a lift back to Longmire."

Me: "Done."

I pushed him against a tree, and got down on my knees.

Keith: "You're a horny little twink, aren't you?"

I couldn't answer. I was only halfway down the shaft, but my mouth was already full.

Keith: "Suck it, you little geek."

I got as far as I could, then I gave a gentle tug with my teeth. Keith groaned.

Keith: "Oh!"

I swirled my tongue around his head, while using my fingers to play with his balls.

Keith: "You really know your stuff."

I got off his dick, and onto the log. I slipped my pants down a little.

Me: "Forget me. Let's see how you do."

He wasted no time.

In 2 seconds, his dickhead popped in, and he as slowly inching his shaft in.

Me: "Oh... damn."

Keith: "You like it?"

Me: "Shove it all the way in."

Keith got in deeper. 4 inches... 5... 6...

It was painful, yet at the same time, sexy.

He got all 12 inches in, and before he could pull out, he let go. It was 2 minutes before he was done.

[Author's note: That may be an exaggeration, but Nolan swears that's what happened.]

Me: "That was... wow."

Keith: "First time in a forest?"

Me: "Actually, I... Oh crap! I have to get back to the car in half an hour!"

Keith: "Oh yeah! Here, hop on!"

He drove his motorcycle to Longmire Ranger Station.

Keith: "See you next time."

Me: "Yup."

I only saw him 2 times after that, and he had a new boy with him each time.

I washed up in the bathroom, and headed back to Matt's car, where I found him sobbing in the driver's seat.

Me: "What happened?"

Matt: "You were right. Everyone was right."

Me: "Whaddya mean?"

Matt: "Randy's a jackass. He was drunk, and he tried to climb everything in sight.. he didn't pay the least amount of attention to me."

Me: "Let me talk to him. where is he?"

Matt: "On a dial-a-taxi to his parent's house in Wenatchee."

Me: "Wow. When you dump, you dump."

Matt: "I know."

Me: "Well, why don't you get in the passenger seat and take a nap. I'll drive the rest of the way."

Matt: "Thanks."

We were back on the road. As I took the exit into Olympia, I couldn't help but think about Matt. I wonder if we made a mistake not trying to form a relationship. What if the universe wanted us to run into each other at the nightclub? What if...

Matt: "RED LIGHT!"

Me: "AAH!"

Car: [HONK! SCREECH!]

I have go to stop daydreaming.

Next time on the Matt R Story:

Matt: "Long time, no see, cuz."

Bailey: "Yeah. You seeing anybody?"

Matt: "Nope."

Bailey: "You know, since you're 18 now, maybe we ca go back to being... cousins with benefits."

Author: I have only written about incest one other time, and that story was the crap the crap craps. I hope "Matt and Bailey" will be way better.