SPUNKY SOCKS

The following weekend we headed down to the Caravan on the Thursday afternoon Mum, Dad, Me and Jamie. My oldest brother John was not interested in the caravan he wanted to stay home on his own, probably having wild parties.
 As soon as we arrived at the campsite I wanted to go straight to the shower room but of course I could not it would have looked very suspicious.

I checked Barry's caravan but no one was there, even the games room was very quite only two older guys playing pool were there, Me and Jamie wandered about the site but we never saw any of the crowd that had been there the weekend before, the weather was pretty poor drizzling rain, so we went back to the caravan had our tea and just sat watching TV bored out of our skulls.

At 9pm I decided I was going for a shower the reaction I got from Mum and Dad you would think I never washed, I made the excuse that I was sweaty from the journey down, Mum gave me ah very suspicious look, I grabbed a towel and shower gel and headed up to the shower room only to get disappointed, the fucking showers closed for cleaning at 9 pm during the week and 10pm on weekend nights, then when I got back and explained it was closed Dad insisted that I use the shower in the caravan, he said it would be fine for a quick wash down, what could I do if I did not use it they would be even more suspicious of my desire to use the shower room.

I went in to the shower and stood as the water dribbled over my body, I began to have a wank soaping up my cock and stroking to build up the lather, but the shower was terrible only a dribble of only slightly warm water, I gave up rinsed off and kept the wank for bed time, I made a big thing of how crap the shower was then went to bed, I would be up early for a shower or two first thing in the morning.

It was just after 9am when I woke, My normal morning woody was demanding attention but I was also bursting for a piss So I got up went to the toilet, Mum and Dad were already up, my boxers were well tented, Mum was probably thinking little pervert, but hey it's not as if she has never saw a hard cock before, I did what needed done then went back to my room got dressed then grabbed a towel and shower gel and was heading out the door when Mum shouted after me

"Are you ok, what the heck is all the showering about have you got a disease or something "

I pretended I never heard her and kept going, I had cracked it the shower room was busy there were two guys waiting to get in, one was about 16 the other about 40. A big fat man was the first to come out he was fuckin massive god only knows how he managed to get in the shower, he was huffing and puffing as he tried to get dried his belly was so big it covered his cock it was gross, The guy about 40 who had been waiting began undressing his cock was an alright size, he undressed quickly and got in the shower, I think the big fat man was freaking him out as well, the next guy who came out was about 25 ish he was a good looking guy, long blond hair, fit body, and sun tanned he looked like an Australian or American someone from a sunny country, but all his fuckin pubes were shaved off , I was grooming mine I loved my pubes I never had many but the ones I had I loved, I checked every day to see if they had grown any and this cunt had shaved all his off, I just stood open mouthed he actually smiled at me, it must have been obvious I was staring at his shaven balls.

The guy about 16 was undressed and in the shower so quick that I never even got the chance to see his cock, I was still staring at the blond guys shaven privates, he was not shy and dried his balls a little more than was needed, I am sure to this day that he was putting on a show for me, weather he was or wasn't my cock was rock solid and it was obvious so obvious that I quickly got out of the shower room, there was no way I could get undressed in front of anyone with a fuckin raging hardon .

Back at the caravan I made the excuse that the showers were very busy that I would go back after I had my breakfast, Mum asked why I had been away so long I told her that I was talking to one of the other guys who had a caravan, she never questioned it.

I had just started eating my breakfast when Jamie came out his room, I checked out his package but he never had a hardon, he went to the bathroom then came back and sat beside me on the sofa wearing only his boxers he obviously did not have constant boner attacks like me, after breakfast I went back to the shower room there was a free cubicle the others were in use so never saw any cock, I was in the shower when I heard the door opening then my Dads voice calling my name, I looked out and Dad was there with a towel

" Give me that shower gel when your finished"

Fuck how embarrassing, could he not have brought soap with him, I quickly rinsed off and got out the shower just in time to see my fukin Dad totally naked, I was shocked I had never saw my Dad naked before, although not massive in size his cock was as thick as fuck, He took the shower gel and got into the shower a man in his thirties was getting dried I got a quick peek at his cock, I would give it 6 out of 10 Dad was defo only a 5, I never hung about if I was still there when Dad came out I would have got a slap for being a perv.

After my shower I went back to the van. Jamie was dressed and ready to go out, we went to the games room it was empty so we played pool for a while, then we got fed up after about an hour, So we went for a wander around the site, there is a part of the site that is used for tents and travelling mobile caravans or campervans. We were walking in this area when I spotted the blond guy with the shaved pubes sitting outside a campervan, I looked at him and he winked at me, I nearly had a heart attack I have no doubt I was blushing, I don't think Jamie noticed or he would have wanted to know why I was blushing, we walked around some more but the site was pretty dead, we went back to the caravan but Mum and Dad had gone into the local town, They had left a note saying they would be back around 1pm, we played on the Playstation for a little while, then Mum and Dad came back, almost as soon as they came in Mum went out to the site shop.

There was a strange atmosphere, Jamie got up to get a drink or something and Dad told him to sit back down, Jamie gave him that sort of what the fuck look, Dad had a carrier bag in his hand it was clear that there was boxes in the bag from the shape. Then without warning he blurted out

"right you fucking two, here is a box of tissues each from now on when your blowing your fucking noses in your bed, use these and bin them when you get up in the morning"

"Your Mum got a fucking hand full of your stuff when she picked up your socks this morning"

He directed it at Jamie and then turned to me

"and your just as bad".

He handed us both a box of Kleenex for men, then got up and walked out the van, Me and Jamie just looked at each other, no doubt my face was as red as his. Ha ha I now knew he used his socks to wipe up his squeeby the same as me, Fuck it was embarrassing we went to our rooms and put the tissues beside the bed then bolted out the door, Both Mum and Dad were on the patio they looked one way we ran the other.

Fuck how horrible must that be for a Mother to get her sons spunk under her finger nails. (So take note lads)

We sat down at the moorings for most of the afternoon we had a right good laugh at Mum's expense saying things like "I hope she gave her hands a good wash I don't want to taste your spunk in my dinner".

At about 4.30 Barry came down to the moorings and sat with us, he had gone to our caravan and Dad had told him we were around the site somewhere, Fuck he looked even sexier than the weekend before, if only he knew how much squeeby I had wasted thinking of him that week.
 We chatted to Barry for a little while then my phone rang, it was Dad telling me to come get our dinner, Jamie was dreading having to face Mum, but we had to go as we needed money for a drink that night, we had been unable to get any hash before we came away as our dealer had been arrested, so we needed something to sort us out.
 
 Dinner was a bit strained, none of us could look each other in the eye, Dad had that weird snigger on his face, the one that says you're a bad bad boy and it was fucking funny, but I am not allowed to laugh, snigger.

Mum looked everywhere except in our direction, dinner was downed in record time, I asked Dad for some money, he gave us 5 pounds each and we were out the door as fast as wee could, we sat in the games room until the others came.

The twins were not coming up this weekend, so it was pretty much the same crowd that had been there the first night we had been there, we went into the village got our carry out then up to the woods to get mad with it as we had done previously, one of the girls had brought a litre bottle of vodka from home, she also had a two litre bottle of coke, so half the coke was poured out and the vodka was added then passed around, with the Lager we had bought, every single one of us were out of our nut by 8pm,

I remember sitting on a cut down tree next to Barry my arm around his shoulder telling him I loved him, Thankfully he was just as drunk as me, he even kissed me ok not on the lips but on the forehead but close enough for me to consider going for his lips, but with Jamie being there I did not take the chance, by about 10 pm there was only Me ,Barry, Jamie, Big Terry and Emma Jamie's new found love left in the woods, we were all well drunk, and still the only thing I could think of was getting alone with Barry, not that I knew what I would do if I could get him alone, but I still wanted to be alone with him, It was just after 11 when we got back to the campsite, luckily for us both Mum and Dad had been having a few drinks, well Dad was pissed and Mum was at the I love my boys stage, so they never realised just how drunk we were. I sat down on the sofa and Jamie announced that he was going to bed, as he walked towards his room Dad shouted " Hey spunky socks If your going to have a wee tamper remember to use the fucking hankies to clean up your mess "

Mum slapped him and he was roaring with laughter, Jamie's room door slammed shut, I could not wait to get home to tell our John all about it, he would never let him live it down, ha ha yea I was a cruel wee cunt.

 

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