Squishy Squishy Yum Yum

*Probably one of the most crazy, horrendous, and stupid stories I have ever written, but I did it for fun. Enjoy!”

Squishy Squishy Yum Yum.

            Derek just celebrated his 18th birthday. He had a huge cake, his parents bought him a car, his best friend bought him a new smart phone, and his entire family pitched in and got him tickets to fly to New York City and see a musical on Broadway. Derek like all these gifts but something was missing. That something was sex.

            Derek is still a virgin. He’s captain of the Rugby team, has a very muscular body, is told he is a total dream guy, and he thinks he looks good. Yet he is still single and still a virgin.

            Derek has tried to have sex on multiple occasions but this is how they turned out. When Derek was 16 he tried his best to get an erection with one of the freshman cheerleaders, name was Becky.

“Get your dick hard Derek!” Becky yelled in her valley girl voice.

            “I’m trying but it won’t move.” Derek tried slapping his flaccid hairy cock around.

“Are you going to fuck me in my pussy yet.” That’s the moment Derek threw up his dinner all over Becky’s nasty looking pussy.

            Derek’s next venture into sex was a year ago. As he was making out with a girl, named Sue, in the boy’s locker room at school he tried to get hard. Sadly, his attempts at touching her breasts, clit, and ass was not working for him.

“Sorry but I just can’t get it up.” Derek stated in defeat.

            “It’s okay, at least I got to make out with the hottest guy in school.” Sue smiled at Derek and gave him a big kiss. Derek was still a virgin.

            Back to his 18th birthday. He closed his eyes as he blew out his candles and made a wish. He wished not to be a virgin anymore. Luckily for him his wish was about to come true. Allow me to introduce myself dear reader, my name is Squishy Squishy Yum Yum and I’m a sex god from the underworld whose sole goal is to help men find pleasure the only way I know how. That way is having gay sex/stimulation.

            Derek woke up late on a Saturday morning. His parents were gone and all that he could find was a note:

 “Dear Derek, Mom and I went to visit Grandma at the nursing home. We will be back tomorrow. Keep the house safe. Love Dad!”

            Derek was home alone. He thought of all the fun things he could do but he knew he would never do them. Derek cleaned the house, watched some Netflix, ate some popcorn, and even washed his own laundry. Derek sat at the kitchen table and let out a sigh. “I wish I could have sex right now.”

            “Hello!” I barged in from the backdoor. His expression was priceless. He stared me up and down, almost as if he was wasn’t sure what to make of me.

            “What are you?” he asked. He kept looking at my 10-inch cock dangling from side to side. Or maybe he kept looking at my beefy nipples. Or maybe he was staring at my blue eyes and blue skin. Either way I answered his absurd, yet valid question.

“You summoned me. I am Squishy Squishy Yum Yum, your sex god. I’ve come to show you the pleasures of sex with male to male contact.”

            “I’m not gay.” He stated. I just laughed.

“That’s what they all say. Now remove your clothes and let’s begin.”

            “I’m not doing that!” He retorted.

“Fine, I’ll just have to make you do it.” With a wave of my hand, Derek was standing in nothing but black boxers. His body was nice and muscular. He had that farmer’s tan going on but his skin was fair. His abs and chest were defined and I even noticed a bit of hair around his fully erect nipples, the air was cold.

            “What did you do?” He looked at his naked body.

“I’ve come to give you pleasure. First off let’s get rid of that hideous underwear and slip into something sexier.”

            With a wave of my hand Derek went from black boxers to black jockstrap. He looked a bit embarrassed. So, I decided to help him out a bit.

“You look good like that Derek.”

            “I feel weird. I don’t like these.” Derek turned around to show me his perfect bubble ass.

“I see the issue. You need to have your prostate massaged.” I spun my finger around and Derek began to experience his first orgasm.

            “Whaaat is happening...” He moaned as he wiggled in pleasure. I could start to see his dick become erect. With some more spins of my finger I knew his prostate was feeling something.

            “Oh fuck…I’m going to bust!” Derek let out a loud sound. I could see his body tingling and thrusting in every direction until little droplets were coming through the front of his jock.

            Derek took a few minutes to catch his breath. He looked down at his cum filled jock and lay his head back on the ground. Since he liked it so much I wanted him to experience it again.

“This time two fingers!” I exclaimed and began my motion with two of my fingers.

            The feeling was immense. His body whirled all over the floor. He tried to keep quiet but his moans were too loud.

“Oh shit, please stop, it feels so good, ahhh.” Derek began to grow again in his jock and I could tell he was enjoying it. Too keep the pleasure up I spun my other hand around and Derek could feel something rubbing his hairy balls.

            “Oh man, pull my nuts!” Derek demanded and I obeyed that command. I pulled my hand back and Derek’s ball sack was being right out of the jock. His body ached and quivered as his orgasm kept going.

“Time for you to shoot now!” With a flick of my finger I made Derek fill his jock with more of his special sauce. He jerked and moaned as his orgasm kept going and going.

            After a few minutes Derek finally calmed down. He pulled his jock away from his body to look the mess he had made. Hick cock and balls were soaked in semen. It looked delicious, that I had to have a taste.

“Allow me.” I pulled off his jock and slurped the cum all over his hot body. As I slurped I suctioned myself onto his nice-looking cock. This thing was about 7 inches, but he was going to grow a bit one I got him hard. I began to bob my head back and forth. His cock began to grow.

            “It’s too sensitive, please.” He begged. I could not stop.

            His cock grew to a sizeable 9 inches. His thick meaty member was far down my throat. Every time I bobbed my head down to the shaft I got hit by a thick dark bush. I smelled his bush every time I encountered it and it smelt delightful.

            “You’re going to make me cum again.”

            I bobbed faster and faster, grabbing his hairy balls in the process. His stomach tightened and his abs were protruding from his stomach. His toes began to curl and his body gave a quick thrust. Derek finally came down my throat. It tasted amazing. His cum was so much sweeter from the source and was nice and warm. His baby gravy continued down my throat for a good minute till I swallowed the last teeny drop.

            “I have no more inside me.” Derek tried to say.

“That’s okay. It time to take your virginity any way.”

            “How are you going to do that?” He asked eagerly.

“Like this!” I slowly began to tear away at my skin to reveal my true form. I grew taller, larger, and my 8 tentacles were all surrounding him. Derek stared at horror at my true form. I am a tentacle monster, god of sex from the underworld.

            Derek tried to run but I snatched him up by his feet and arms with my tentacles. My squishy suction cups felt good on his tight skin. Derek almost let out a scream but I quickly stuck one of my members in his throat. It began to face fuck his mouth.

            Next I slowly crept up his leg and two of my members opened his boy pussy and I thrust two other tentacles deep inside of him.

“MMMM!” He screamed at the pain. At least my tentacles were lubed. His pussy was tight and I had to stretch deep inside to reach his prostate. His linings began to tear and he began to loosen up a bit.

            Finally, I decided to go full bukkake on him and put as many members as I could in his ass. I got about 4 deep inside him, two in his mouth and the other two too hold him down. As much as he tried to protest he was enjoying it.

            I couldn’t bare it anymore, I too had to splooge inside of him. I shot down his throat first, the fluid squirted down his throat with a rush. He began to gag a little but he swallowed all of me down him. Next I erupted deep inside his boy pussy. His body quivered in ecstasy and he tried to moan but he was still swallowing my cum.

            Derek lay flat on the floor of his kitchen. He lay in pure ecstasy and fulfillment. Even though my appearance was horrendous and misleading, he did have an explosive good time.

            So, if you even need someone to take your virginity just call Squishy Squishy Yum Yum and I’ll be there, tentacles and all.