Naval Glory or: The Best Hole in the Navy

by Jack Sofelot

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The glory hole preoccupied my thoughts. Just knowing it was there, waiting for me, kept me thinking about it, kept me horny. The hole, a four-inch diameter cutout in a wooden partition in a dimly lit, very busy naval head, was waiting for me. Through it came the best swabby meat imaginable, eager to be serviced, needing to come, grateful for the attention of a good cocksucker. And let's face it, I am a good cocksucker.

Whenever I headed for the glory hole, anticipating what I knew I'd find there waiting for me, waves of carnal emotion would churn through my gut. Lust and desire mingled with curiosity and fear. I didn't want to get caught cocksucking, but I couldn't force myself to stay away because I knew there would always be a minimum of at least one nice cock every few minutes eagerly waiting to have its heavy load coaxed out by my hot mouth and throat.

Merely walking towards the head was exciting. My breathing was rapid, my step lively. I felt passers-by knew my destination and my intent just by looking at me. The closer I got to that toilet, to that glory hole, the more my guts churned. The feelings were as intense as those you have just before you are going to come. Not the orgasm itself but those forceful stirrings in your abdomen, the lifting of your balls, that let you realize how sexually excited you are, how anxious to suck cock you are, and how dangerous it is to flirt with getting caught by the Shore Patrol. Sex and danger: an intoxicating combination!

During my first visit, a friendly, sexy sailor had told me the head was always busiest during the lunch hour. The very next day, I went back for lunch.

One dim naked bulb bathed the small room with a mellow glow. There was a wash basin and mirror and three cubicles. One cubicle was door-less and contained a urinal. The other two cubicles, next to each other, had doors, and the wall between them held that great glory hole, one of the busiest glory holes I've ever found. The edge of the hole was very smooth and showed unmistakable signs of constant use. The walls displayed innumerable lewd comments and suggestions, and, on what was generally the "giving" side, there was an excellent, large mural of five horny, naked men arranged in a sort of standing daisy-chain, circle-jerk - two being sucked off and three jacking off to robust, spurting orgasms. I often felt that the novice sitting there wondering exactly what to do, if not helped by such signs as SHOW HARD FOR BLOW-JOB, would find the drawing very instructional, even inspirational.

As I entered, two young men were hanging around near the sink. They seemed to be waiting for something. I felt a bit apprehensive, but I pushed on the door of the first cubicle. To my surprise, it opened and the cubicle was empty. I went in quickly. As I opened my pants and prepared to sit down, I glanced through the glory hole and saw that someone was already sitting in the next booth; a sailor in uniform. I sat down and looked closer. He had his knees wide apart and his hand thrust down into his crotch concealing his equipment between thick thighs. He leaned towards the glory hole, apparently trying to see what I was up to. I opened my shirt and spread my legs, beginning a bold masturbation, which he could plainly watch. My cock, already aroused by my anticipation of success in this place, responded quickly to my loving manipulations. I had already discovered by then that men seem to want to be assured that the cocksucker is getting unmistakable sexual pleasure out of what he is doing, not just mindlessly sucking cock. The quickest way of breaking the ice, I had found, was to flaunt a stiff boner at them. In this case, the guy leaned away from the hole, stretched out, and slowly brought his own stiff cock up into view, pumping deliberately on the thick organ as he did so, displaying it to me. It was a beauty!

I put a finger to the lower edge of the hole. It was all the encouragement he required. He stood up quickly, turned to the hole and aimed his cock through. It's always an amazing sight to witness, perhaps my favorite sight: a long, thick, circumcised cock, glowing with lust, slowly poking through the hole to my side. Being held down by his hand as he pokes it through, until most of it is through and he lets go. It pops its thick head up towards the ceiling as his groin crushes against the wooden partition. The cock throbs lustfully, waiting for my first touch. It appears much larger than it had looked between his legs and stands proudly, gleaming in the dim light.

I want to fondle it. Play with it. Jack it. Lick it. Kiss it. Suck it! Make love to it. I want to take my time and really enjoy it. But he wants IN. As I touch it, quickly and gently, flittering my fingers up and down its impressive length, measuring its substantial girth, he suddenly whispers the husky order, "Suck it!" I hear the two boys waiting outside the booth snicker quietly and knowingly at the command but they say nothing. As I lean towards the cock, examining it closely, smelling its masculine odors, salivating at the thought of having such a beauty in my mouth, it occurs to me that the two boys are simply awaiting their turns to be on the giving side of the glory hole. It surprised me that they would actually just wait, like this, for a blowjob. And together! And while someone else is obviously getting his rocks off! For me, up until that moment, the few times I had been involved with a glory hole, it was almost always only with one other guy. If someone else showed up in the restroom, action would stop. But this place was different. Really different!

A long, low, drawn out, heartfelt, "Yeah," is sighed by the sailor as I suck his fat cockhead into my mouth. The glans is surprisingly hot. As I suck, a ribbon of lubricating fluid oozes from the deep slit. My tongue whisks around the flaring grooves of the thick cockhead, moistening it. It feels great in my mouth. I push downward, shoving the cock to the back of my throat. I back up and try again, and again. Slowly the long cock penetrates into my throat, easing downward, thick and full. I swallow. He hisses with pleasure, noisily. I continue my rhythmic movement, lengthening the smooth strokes, until the full length of the big penis is completely enveloped, my lips protruding through the glory hole touching pubic hair, my forehead pressed firmly against the wooden panel separating us.

"Oh, man," he sighs loudly, "that feels fantastic! It's in all the way!"

Again, the two outside the booths make verbal noises, but I sense a spirit of envy and longing in their reactions this time.

My experience in handling big cocks once again helps me enjoy deep-throating the bull cock in my throat, and I turn on all the power of my technique to give the guy a memorable sexual experience and a terrific orgasm. In no time at all, he's counter-thrusting against the partition, jabbing cock into me as I ride its full length, tip to base and back again, up and down. It's a glorious ride! We fall into a harmony of thrusts and sucking which give both of us maximum pleasure. It's at moments like this, that I fully realize why I love cocksucking so much. It gives me total pleasure! And it obviously gives great pleasure to my partner.

Suddenly, he says, "Now!" very loudly. A split-second later, his cock stiffens to steely hardness. A heartbeat later, the first spectacular spurt of sperm juice fills my mouth. Then another. I swallow. Then another. And another. Its taste is awesome. The thick, hot syrup, spurting heavily into my mouth, gets me so excited that I almost shoot my own load. I have to calm myself down. I think about the noises were making, thrashing about and crashing into the partition and I worry briefly that I'll be turned in.

But, when finished, the sexy sailor tugs his cock back through the hole, grabs his pants and scoots out the squeaky door. I hear him at the wash basin, cleaning up, as I watch the booth door open and see one of the other two young men entering. His fist is at his fly and he's unzipping as he moves. He comes to stand right in front of the glory hole and pauses. It's tantalizing. He reaches into his pants and tugs out a stiff, man-sized rod. He strokes it lovingly for a moment, knowing that my eyes are only inches from it on the other side of the hole. He displays it boldly. He's proud of it. I purse my lips in the hole and make quiet sucking noises. He sighs, "Yeah, you want it, don't you," and he pushes the head of his cock onto my moist, sticky lips. I kiss it and then suck it into my mouth. It slips in easily, aided by the lubricating semen remaining in my mouth. Its rigid contours tickle and delight the membranes of my mouth and I experience a real thrill at having his cock in me. He seems to respond perfectly to the insistence of my sucking and grows stiffer and stiffer in my mouth, while groaning with pleasure. He comes quickly.

I settled into a routine. I'd get to the head early in the morning, just after 6:30, stay for half an hour or so depending on the action, and come back for about half an hour around lunchtime.

Usually, there wasn't much idle time. Traffic into the head was almost always constant at about three or four horny sailors per half-hour in the early morning, and seven or eight per half-hour at lunchtime, on normal days. On quieter days, there'd be fewer sailors, but I could savor the contact more completely, enjoy the subtleties of varying techniques, while giving expert service to the happy recipients.

One night, an aircraft carrier and its escort ships arrived at the base. The next day I first noticed the impact big ships had on the traffic in the toilet. It was about two weeks after I had first discovered the glory hole. I had come to the men's room for the second time at 11 o'clock. The 6:30 period had been unremarkable, just a few nice cocks to suck, so I was really surprised to find a waiting line inside the toilet room. Up 'til then I had been delighted to find one or two fellows actually standing around in the toilet waiting for the booth to become free so they could get a blow job, too, but that was infrequent. Now, there were 20 of them! Military training that encourages patient waiting on line was being put to its best effect. And the first booth was empty! I smiled, feeling flushed and embarrassed, but went right into the booth.

Dropping my pants quickly, and sitting down, I looked through the glory hole at the guy sitting on the next commode. His muscular, naked legs were spread wide and his right hand and forearm were busy moving between his legs obscuring my view of the long cock he was very obviously playing with.

I put my left hand on my hip, holding my shirt back. My thighs were spread, and, using my right hand, which didn't obscure his view of my cock and balls, I let him watch as I worked my cock to full-throbbing erection in a few long massaging strokes.

As soon as he saw my cock growing, he shifted his erection into full view, too. In what I've always regarded as an optical illusion, the cock in his hand looked rather small between his two very muscular thighs. As soon as I beckoned to it with my finger at the hole, he stood up and shoved an 8-inch cock through the hole into my eager face. It had looked so small down there between his massive thighs!

Its size, close up, was awesome. The shaft, so large that my fingers could barely reach all the way around, was uniformly straight and stiff, circumcised, with tight skin. The glans was about the same diameter as the shaft, but deeply crimson, shiny and smooth, smeared with pre-cum from his play while waiting, and smelling of cigarette smoke from his fingers. A drop of pre-cum began dripping off of the hot, meaty head. My tongue flicked out and caught it in mid-air, then continued forward and licked the underside of the cock and pressed upward to the sensitive glans. My tongue's rough surface lashed against the smooth skin. Another drop of pre-cum oozed out, onto the tongue.

My mouth closed over the large cockhead, and I sucked on the cum-slit, drawing out a large quantity of sticky liquid. I swallowed, sucking on the glans. I heard him gasp, and whisper, "That's it." I thought I heard a few snickers from the group that was waiting.

Sucking harder, I pushed onto the shaft, filling my mouth. I began a steady rhythm of pushing forward and pulling backward, taking more and more of the fat cock into my mouth, slowly letting the huge organ penetrate into my throat.

His hips began an alternating rhythm, pulling back as I did, thrusting forward as I pushed forward, causing maximum movement of his cock through my mouth and throat; withdrawing to the very tip, pounding in to the very hilt, his balls thudding softly against the wooden partition as his hips ground forward.

While he maintained the sensual rhythm, I pressed against my side of the wall, my suctioning lips so far into the hole that I could feel the hair on his scrotum lightly brush against my lower lip as he pounded forward, breathing harder and harder.

I held that position, letting him fuck my mouth. His thrusts became shorter and more powerful, his cock embedded deep in my throat. I swallowed.

"Fuck!" we all heard him call out, loudly. He came in long spurts, bucking against the wall in noisy thrusts. I backed off to catch some cum on my tongue and pressed to the base again. He shot such a startling amount that I had to swallow six or seven times before it started letting up. It must have been a while since his last orgasm there was so much jism in him.

He pulled out with a half-whimper. Leaning down, while adjusting his clothing and putting that great meat away, he smiled at me - a warm, friendly smile. He straightened up and left the booth.

Immediately, without the squeaky door having closed, another sailor took his place, entering the booth with his hard cock already out of his pants, yanking at the belt and buttons. He was in some kind of a hurry.

He didn't wait for an invitation. As soon as his pants slid below his balls, he jammed his cock into the hole and right into my waiting mouth. The semen and saliva mixture in my mouth aided easy entry of the entire cock on the first thrust.

I heard a gasp. It came from my right, not from over the partition. I strained to look sideways, after all I had a stiff cock down my throat and it wasn't like I could just turn my head and look. Two faces were peering in, one over the other, watching with bulging eyes. They had both seen the cock, a big one, slide smoothly down my throat, and one of them had gasped at the sight of it.

My right hand left my cock and I gave them an "Okay" sign as best I could, not really caring if they watched or not. I didn't hear the door close.

The cock in my mouth was throbbing noticeably. With the third or fourth down stroke of my sucking mouth, it spurted a heavy load onto my tongue. I swallowed and more spurts followed. This guy was quick. He pulled out and left without comment.

The same thing happened again. Without waiting for the door to close another young man pushed in tugging at his fly, not bothering to lock the door. A nice cock popped out, stiff and ready, red and insistent aimed at the glory hole.

I made sucking noises for a very brief moment, before my mouth was stuffed with hot, urgent meat, wanting to be sucked. Five or six full thrusts, with the cock in to the base, and he shot off a good load.

His was replaced immediately by another demanding cock. I noticed that several times heads would peer in, around my door, and watch the action for a while.

This went on for one hour. Only one hour. But I had kept track by penciling one mark for each orgasm on the wall beside the hole. I had to say, "Wait a minute", to a very young looking sailor who had slipped into the booth grinning at me through the hole, next in line for a blowjob. I tallied the hour's work. Thirty-two marks! About one every two minutes. I couldn't believe it!

I said, "Wait a second," again, to the sailor. I stood up, shuffled to the door with my pants at my ankles, and peered out. There was a line exactly as long as when I had started. I asked, lamely, "Anyone out there waiting for this booth?"

Several fellows chuckled, but no one volunteered.

"Keep it up," someone said. Another then said, "Yeah, shit, man, don't leave now, for Christ's sake." More chuckles.

But then everyone seemed to start talking at once as they figured that I was going to leave. Most of them simply repeated the phrase "Don't leave now", and generally there was a pleading tone in the voices.

I thought of suggesting a circle-jerk to the lot of them, with me in the middle, but I figured that I wouldn't be successful with such a daring idea. I liked the thought. They all seemed to have about the same eager sexiness. But I figured I wouldn't be able to pull it off.

I laughed, saying, "Okay, Okay, I'm not leaving. But pass the word that I'm looking for a replacement, and knock on this door twice when someone arrives. Shit, fellows, I can't do this all day long, no matter how much I'd love to. Everyone has a limit."

"Yeah, well don't reach your limit 'til I'm finished," a cocky sailor called out from the line. Everyone laughed, including me.

"Okay, Okay," I responded, closing the door.

I sat back down, toying with my hard cock. I glanced at the glory hole and was delighted to see that the young sailor had put his stiff meat through the hole and was letting it pulsate in the warm air of the head until I was ready. It was a good-looking straight, thick cock, uncut with a moist looking foreskin and dark moist glans. I tasted it with my tongue and, loving the strong flavor, sucked it into my mouth, using my tongue to play with the tight foreskin and to lap at the sensitive glans. That's all it took.

The sailor exploded in a heavy orgasm, not moving a muscle. The cock stood straight out of the hole, the cockhead in my mouth, and without thrusting or withdrawing, the cum spurted out to fill my mouth quickly. Swallowing quickly, I found my mouth being refilled. Swallowing again, I was amazed to find my mouth being refilled as quickly as the first two times.

"Good grief," I thought, "where was this guy when I really wanted a big load."

My mouth was refilled again and then a final time. As I swallowed the last of it, enjoying the feel of the meaty cockhead in my mouth, I surprised myself by cumming all over the place, mostly hitting the wall below the glory hole. I hadn't realized that I had been so close to orgasm. The amount of cum produced by the sailor and that last swallow had put me over the brink to my own orgasm.

My stomach was feeling odd. It wasn't queasy or nauseated, just sort of, well, full, if you know what I mean.

He slowly pulled out his cock, drawing it back through the four-inch hole. He leaned down immediately and smiled. "Thanks," he said, "that was great. That's the second time you did me this morning. You're terrific!"

My mouth was hanging open. I knew he hadn't cum in such volume earlier, no one had, but visions of this group of guys forming an endless rotation and stuffing me to the bursting point flashed before me. What a way to go, I thought, and wondered why I hadn't remembered such a nice cock.

Another man replaced the young sailor and was tugging at his dungarees when I heard two knocks at the door. Relief had arrived. I was just about to get up, when I glanced at the hole.

The new man had heard the knocks, too. He was squatting next to the hole, looking at me. "Don't go yet," he whispered. "You're the best. Everyone says so. Do me before you go, please. I've tried a couple of times lately, but I keep missing you. And with all these guys in port now, I don't know when I'll get a another chance." He smiled, sincerely, showing large white teeth.

What could I say? I fell in love, again.

"You've got to wait till I'm through in here," I called out over the door of the booth. "I can't leave before I'm finished."

A general chuckle stirred the waiting group and a light applause broke out.

"Thanks, man," the good looking sailor said, still squatting, "you'll like mine." He grinned and slowly stood up, tugging at his belt and fly.

He was right. I liked his.

In the first weeks following my discovery of the glory hole, I had found myself drawn to it at all hours to check out the activity, and hoping to get in on some action. I noted that there was little activity from 8:00 till 11:00am, or after 2:00pm. But from 6:30am, when it was unlocked, until 8:00am, and from about 11:00am until 2:00pm, the place had a constant stream of randy young men coming and going. A total of 4-1/2 hours, every day, Monday through Saturday. It was locked for the night at 3:30pm, and was closed on Sundays.

The first time I went in early, a Wednesday morning at 6:35am, just after it opened, I found that one of the two booths already had an occupant. A big man, I couldn't see his face, in a tan naval uniform, probably a Petty Officer, was sitting there with his pants at his knees, his legs wide apart, a hand thrust down between them, forearm resting on his thigh. The hand was not moving.

Facing the hole, I let my pants fall to my ankles, opened my shirt part way from the bottom, and gave the guy a good look at my expanding cock. Men always seem to like looking at my cock, if given the chance, before they get serviced. I've always felt that they want some kind of clear physical sign that I am actually enjoying the sexual encounter; that the experience is turning me on; that I'm not just some greedy cocksucker doing it for evil intent, but an understanding, friendly stranger doing it for the sexual pleasure of it, for the enjoyment it gives both of us, no questions asked, no demands made.

Sitting down, with my thighs spread wide, I grabbed my cock in my right hand and pumped blood into the swelling cockhead, pointing it straight up at the hole for the guy to watch, as I noticed him lean down to take a good look.

Then, as I made an obvious movement towards the hole, he slowly pulled back, letting me watch as his hand started working between his legs, obviously pulling on his still hidden equipment, and aware that I was watching.

I ran a finger lightly, slowly, along the bottom rim of the hole beckoning to his meat. He needed no further encouragement, stood quickly, shifted towards the hole and fed his hard cock through it. I was astounded! His was the longest cock I've ever seen. I grabbed it near the base at the glory hole. The part of it standing exposed above my hand was still larger than the average penis. I have never been overly fascinated by size. Mutual enjoyment and mutual satisfaction have always been my primary interests. Size alone never promised any rewards. In fact, it had been difficult to learn how to control gag reflexes and breathing while shoving long fleshy hard tubes down deep into my throat, although I have become remarkably good at it.

This one was also memorable because it was extremely handsome. It was circumcised so completely that the skin was taut along the entire, very hard shaft, giving it a streamlined appearance that was unusually attractive. The tight skin had a healthy, dark tan glow. Wiry dark cockhair at the glory hole obscured the large scrotum I had caught a brief glimpse of as he was moving towards the hole. The hole wasn't completely filled by the cock, so it was less than 4-inches in diameter, but not much less.

The cockhead swelled as my hand caressed the base. The glans was a dark red-purple color, well-flanged and plump, somewhat larger in diameter than the shaft, but not so large that it wouldn't fit into my salivating mouth.

As I bent forward, I noticed that the cock smelled of a popular after-shave. Not that the man had put it directly onto his cock, which makes it bitter and unsuckable, but that his manipulations had transferred the pleasant smell from his hands to the organ.

A drop of pre-cum oozed from the tip as I moved my hand slowly upward. The cock was solid, rigid, pushed firmly through the glory hole, waiting for my examination to finish and action to start.

My tongue licked at the tip, drawing in the drop of pre-cum. It was delicious. I sucked in the cockhead.

He whispered, loudly, "Yeah, that's it. Suck it!"

I didn't need encouragement, but I liked getting it. Lowering my head over the huge meat, I pushed downward, forcing the cockhead to the back of my mouth, my tongue doing its best to lash at the meaty head as it moved inward. The cock stayed solid, firmly in place.

Pressing further, the cockhead entered my throat. I swallowed. The guy gasped. My raspy throat muscles scraped the cockhead in a rarely felt exotic embrace.

"Holy Shit!" I heard him sigh.

My lips hit my fist. A better than average cock was in my throat at this point. I removed my hand and pushed my head further down the hard shaft. Slowly the cockhead pushed against tissues in my throat that had never felt a cock before. I swallowed. He gasped again.

His hips pulled back and thrust strongly forward, grinding into the wooden partition. "Uhh," he grunted as the final inches of his cock got jabbed into my mouth. I was amazed that I was able to take it all without gagging or choking, but I stayed calm.

Needing air, I backed up all the way to the tip, took a couple deep breaths, and slid all the way back to the base in one firm push. That felt so good, that I did it again rapidly. His hips started to counter my down strokes, moving the pulsating cock more quickly along my mouth and throat. He increased speed as his thrusts shortened to quick jabs. I kept the cock deep in my throat.

"God," he said in a husky whisper, "you're so good, you got it now, man. Here I come."

Happy when given ample warning of an impending orgasm, I swallowed, bringing on the first of several rapid spurts through the expanding shaft. The cum shot so deeply into my throat that I could only feel it move through the tube of flesh in my mouth, not feel it in my throat. I swallowed again, then eased up the shaft to catch the final few spurts on my tongue, savoring the full, rich, musky flavors and excellent taste of his cum.

His hips jerked with spasms as the orgasm wound down. The cock remained rigid in my suctioning mouth. Finally, I could feel him pulling lightly back, drawing his cock out of my mouth and back through the hole.

Without a word, he grabbed at his pants and left the booth, not pausing to rearrange his clothes. I was wondering what he was going to do when I heard the water in the basin being turned on. He was cleaning up before leaving. I liked that. Toilet courtesy kept me from joining him.

I listened to him puttering at the sink, imagining how he was washing that giant tube off, milking it down, drying it, putting it away. I heard him zip up, move from the sink. I thought he was leaving, but saw his shoes stop at the door of my booth.

The door slowly pushed open. I did nothing to hide the erection I was holding in my hand.

His face appeared, a friendly smile lighting it up. "Hi," he said quietly. I smiled at him. He was really good looking. Dark, pleasant eyes looked steadily at me. He had a confidence and a presence that was reassuring.

What can I say? I fell in love.

"I'm here every Wednesday and Thursday at 6:30. I'd sure like you to be here again," he said calmly.

"Depend upon it," I replied, smiling. He laughed.

"Sure wish others were like you, man," he grinned. "You do it right."

"Thanks," I said. "When there's an instrument as splendid as yours, it should be given the best service possible. I try my best."

"You succeed, man, you succeed," he responded with a big grin. "See you tomorrow?"

"Damn right!" I said with a smile.

He smiled and backed out, closing the door softly and leaving the toilet room quickly.

Sitting there, I wondered what could come in that would possibly be worth waiting for after such an experience. I stood up, still manipulating my cock, deciding to beat off as I savored the cum in my mouth, remembering every detail of the beautiful cock I'd just sucked to orgasm.

Someone came in quickly. He pushed against the door to my booth, which I held closed so he'd know it was occupied. He went quickly into the next booth and sat down, not taking down his pants before he sat. Before I could sit down, the guy had his lips at the hole, making obscene sucking sounds!

I chuckled. "Advertising does work," I thought, and I pushed the tip of my hot, slippery cock into the pursed lips. I heard him say "Oh!" and then his lips tightened around my cockhead, sucking it into his mouth. I shoved forward hard. He was good. He took it without hesitation, but only to the back of the mouth, gagging a bit as I tried to push deeper. He backed off then pushed forward again, taking it to the back of his mouth, sucking hard.

It didn't take long. I had been close to orgasm from sucking that huge cock. So, after a few thrusts of my hips, tightening my ass muscles as I pushed my meat through the hole and into the hot mouth beyond, I grabbed the beam above me, pushed forward and said, "Take my load, now, man."

He continued sucking without let-up. The cum shot out so forcefully that I heard him slurp and choke and swallow, trying to handle it all. I pulled out, leaned down and said, "Thanks, that was great."

I could only see the lower half of his face, and almost laughed aloud as I saw cum dribbling out the sides of his mouth and down his chin. The expression around his mouth seemed forlorn. I guess he was sad that some of the cum had spewed out.

Like the guy in the tan uniform had done, I grabbed my pants without zipping up, went out to the wash basin, and cleaned up, washing and drying my cock and balls well before putting them away.

I left the toilet with a grin on my face, certain that casual passersby could see that I had just sucked a great cock and had received a blowjob. I didn't care. I laughed and knew I'd return to that booth for lunch.