Suit Sex
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There's something about a guy wearing a suit and tie. I don't know what it is, but there's that hint of taboo sex at the office on a site like this. The sight of a man in a power suit with his hard cock showing is incredibly erotic, and an entire site dedicated to men in business attire is quite a turn-on. Let's log in and take a closer look at Suit Sex.
Suit Sex doesn't have a main member page - the menu from the tour takes us where we want to be. You'll find it on the left side of the page and once you log into one of the sections, you will find yourself ready to get to the guy in the suits!
There are 67 videos inside Suit Sex - 52 in the Video section and 15 in the SuitSex Theater. I decided to check out the Videos section first and on the top of each page is something that didn't exactly thrill me. It says "Most of our videos are outtakes of shoots and do not have sound." Outtakes rather than actual movies? No sound? I wasn't happy to hear this but I boldly pressed on. After all, the men are still hunky guys in suits!
Waiting for some of the movies to download was pretty slow compared to other sites. In fact, it was just plain slow. I'm on fast DSL but I had to wait over 7 minutes to download one video. And when I finally had the video - a Real Player video, btw - fully downloaded, it was on the blurry side, had no sound and stopped playing after 10 seconds. But your reviewer is dauntless, and patience really IS a virtue because I did find some good stuff inside Suit Sex.
First off, the movies in the Videos section are all shown at around 320x240 and many of the ones I watched did not have sound. The video quality was amateur, maybe a little below average but the guys were definitely wearing suits. The 15 videos in the SuitSex Theater section were clearer, better quality and some even had sound. They were also offered in clips in 2 formats - Quicktime and WMV - and were available in broadband and dialup speeds. Although these videos looked good, they were also painfully slow to download and I'd recommend saving them to your harddrive and then playing them if you want them to play smoothly.
Suit Sex pics are found in 3 sections - Features, Galleries and Wet. Wet offers 8 galleries of guys in suits getting wet either solo or two men together. It says on the page this section was updated Sept. 9th, 2003 so looks like we can't expect more here. These pics are fairly small at 316x421, but I do like seeing men in business attire get wet. It's strangely sexy. There are 25 photo sets in the Galleries section. Some are pic sets I've seen around the web but all the guys are wearing suits. The pics are good quality, shown on the small side at around 276x421.
Features includes 100 pic sets that seem to be exclusive and shot during the movies - well, there's sort of 100 pic sets. Most of the pic sets are broken into two parts, so there are actually a lot less than 100 pic sets if you consider part 1 and part 2 of each shoot to be part of the same set.
The guys are fucking HOT and all are wearing suits and ties. Most of these sets are hardcore and feature two guys who end up having some serious suit sex. Some of these pics are pretty good amateur quality, but they could still be bigger. As the pic sets get older, the quality gets a little lower, but that makes sense.
I found a section called Archive Features that is not available from all pages. While the pics here are supposedly original exclusive content, I can tell you that at least some of it is not although all the guys are wearings suits.
While Suit Sex says they update weekly, none of the pic or video sets are dated and each video set is added in two parts. There is a date at the top of the SuitSex Theater page telling the date the site was last updated, which is one week ago today. Features says they were last updated 15 days ago. The Galleries and Videos sections make no claims as to when they were updated.
Suit Sex members get access to suit personal ads. There aren't many ads, but they do seem to be free to place or respond to. There is a guy in my area looking for a guy to dress in business attire and have it ripped off till he's naked.
Suit Sex allows members to contact a lot of the models from the videos by using the Contact form. If you want to send fan mail, try and arrange a meeting or just say hi, hopefully the message will be forwarded to the performers.
One thing worth mentioning here is that Suit Sex is fairly aggressive in trying to market their suit DVDs. You will find links to the DVDs on the left side of almost every page and a banner on the top of most of the pages as well as a banner on the left side of the pages. The place where you will see the most ads for the DVDs is on the tour, and there are enough ads that you could find yourself on the DVD site by accident. If this happens, don't panic. Just hit back and you'll find yourself back at the Suit Sex tour.
While men in suits are hot and men having sex while wearing suits are even hotter, I didn't care for Suit Sex. The site is slow, the pics are scattered in several sections and they are mostly pretty small. I prefer higher quality videos and I certainly like sound, which many movies didn't have. Suit Sex mostly gives access mostly to outtakes with no sound, and IMO that's just not good enough for suit lovers who have paid the regular price one would pay to enjoy good quality movies with sound on other sites. Real suit sex fans should probably check the site out but all others should probably give this site a miss.
Things we liked:
- Exclusive content
- Hot guys in suits
- Most vids are hardcore
Things we didn't like:
- Most videos have no sound
- Pages and videos are slow to load
- Vids and pic sets are not dated
- Lots of DVD ads
- Easy to accidentally end up in the video store
Membership prices: ( billing by CCBill )
- Monthly: $24.95 (recurring at $21.95 monthly)
- Other: $41.95 (60 days recurring at $37.95 quarterly)
Reviewed on 2007-04-07

Shawn | 30 Oct 2007
My rating:
Turtles cross the road faster than some pages on this site. Still there are some good looking men in suits. The ties were a nice touch for some, but it just didn't grab me the way I had hoped.
I hated the advertising too. I mean come on I just forked over some serious cash.
WTF is with the out takes crap? I mean is it for filler or what?
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