Squirt It
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Reviewed on 17 Feb 2007
I get terribly bored with the beautiful college boy or perfect-looking porn star sites, you know, guys with pumped and smooth gym bodies, circuit boys, guys who always have 8-inch cocks and shoot huge loads. It's so plastic and predictable, and after a while, quite unappealing. I also get tired of the "come watch the straight guy duped into jacking off of camera" type of site.
Every once in a while I stumble across a site like Squirt It, a site with a bit of raw edge to it, and then, I remember why I love my job again and why I was attracted to working in gay porn in the first place.
The first thing that I noticed was that Squirt It is a nicely designed site. It's well organized and everything is easy to find. But as I cruised through their inventory of guys, expecting to find another line-up of made-up, muscled, pretty boys, I was struck at just how ordinary the Squirt It guys are. And then, my dick started to stir. If I want to look at perfectly pumped and smooth guys who would never give me the time of day, I'll rent a Falcon video. But when I really want to have a good whank, I'll go to Squirt It.
The Squirt It guy is the guy behind the counter making your skim latte with no foam. They're security guards, the guy delivering your pizza or fixing your car, the guy down at the grocery store stocking the shelves, or your security guard. Guys with a little raw edge to them - some chin scruff, a couple of tattooes, an average body, and butts that don't bubble. Don't get me wrong, there are some real cuties on the site and a few nicely sculpted bodies, but by and large, Squirt It's line-up is regular John Doe - horny and wanting to bust a nut.
Squirt It has a hot line-up of mostly straight guys jacking off on video. And Squirt It really is a tribute to the site owner's enchantment with straight guys. He loves watching them jack off, checking out their stoking technique, and what they need to do to get off. The video is shot by the site owner in casual settings like his apartment or a hotel room and this adds a certain amateur air to the video clips. I don't mean "amateur" in badly produced I just mean they're just not perfect high-production affairs with music and one "hot" moment after another edited together. These videos are offering you a sort of peephole into a straight guy's private jack off session. And that's hot.
The videos are offered in QuickTime format and shorter clips to keep them streaming faster. And there's over six gigabytes of video content, so there's a lot to keep you busy. I was disappointed that there weren't any picture galleries. On each guy's bio page there are a few pictures introducing him, but there are no full-blown photo galleries. I know a lot of people prefer video clips, but I miss looking at photo galleries and scanning thumbnails for the hottest pictures. Squirt It also offers about nine different third-party plugins like Blowjob Guys, Going Solo, First Timers, and Military Men. So there's extra value for your membership dollar. But Squirt It itself already has a pretty hefty collection of video clips - over 60 of them at the time of this review. And the site is updated every week with a new video scene.
Reviewing sites can also be frustrating because I make mental notes to go back and check out clips that I didn't have time to see when preparing my review, but I never seem to get back. There's always a parade of sites waiting to be reviewed. But this time, I'm not letting Squirt It slip away. There are quite a few more guys I want to spend some more time getting to know.
Things we liked:
- Exclusive content
- Hot amateur models
- Videos are downloadable
- No DRM used
Things we didn't like:
- Videos could be bigger
- Site does not update
- Sometimes feeds do not work
Membership prices: ( billing by Verotel )
- Monthly: $24.95 (recurring)
- Quarterly: $59.95 (recurring)
gaydemon | 28 Feb 2008
My rating:
Sorry to hear about your disappointment. But as you can see we have actually mentioned that the site no longer updates and given it a lower score both in general and a 0 for updates. It might be that you signed up before we published this new review.
Jerry | 27 Feb 2008
My rating:
I immediately signed up with Squirt It because of gaydemon's 4-star review. But the site is a complete disappointment. Firstly, it doesn't say how often the update is. Secondly, the films are very amateurishly shot. I mean, you have this hot straight guy (Adam) who's having his first bj from a guy and yet all you see is his dick and the guys lips around it. In the background you hear him moaning and obviously enjoying the experience but damn, you can't see his face. Pity cause the fag obviously gives good head. Another hot guy, Cody--hot bod and face but during oral scene, no face. Disappointing. Also each movies are broken down into several smaller clips. Obviously the site was created early 90's during the modem era and hasn't updated the site to cater to the broadband/cable generation. The picture quality of the movies aren't consistent either. Most of the movies are grainy and dark and badly lit and a few are quite clear. Still I would suggest everyon to avoid this site. There's plenty of sites out there which are professionally shot and guarantee you good quality film. And I don't mean Sean Cody because I never really like that site, to be completely honest with you.
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