Sordid Auditions casts 18- to 21-year-old, British guys in what they think are Hollywood audition reels. They starry-eyed lads stand and pose for the director, but things start getting very dirty and kinky awfully quickly. This is a kinky take on the casting-couch theme, so let's get inside and have a look at this brand new site.
There are currently 9 guys on the site and they range from 18 to 23 years of age. Most start of wearing school uniforms, but a couple came in wearing their sports kits. The guys are mostly sporting slender and athletic bodies, but a couple clearly work out and have more muscular physiques. They're natural, which means uncut cocks, untrimmed pubes,and maybe a few sprigs of hair on their chests, but these guys are still growing into their bodies.
Sordid Auditions follows the classic reality porn theme of Hollywood wannabes duped into making a porno, so these lads show up to film their audition reels and they're placed alone in a room. A computer-disguised voice starts telling them to turn this way and look over here. And then it begins: "You may have to do beach scenes," says the digitized voice. "The producers will want to see how you look with your shirt off, so please remove your jacket and shirt."
The producer eventually gets the guys to strip naked, and they're told to fondle their cocks, show their balls or butt holes to the camera. Then things get really kinky: the guys are tied up with ropes and told to struggle, they have to pee in a cup, they squirt a douche bulb full of water up their butts and squirt dirty water back into a glass, they finger and prod their butt holes, and an off-camera helper dildo-fucks them. The helpless victims get their asses caned, and finally they have to shoot their cum loads onto a black plate. And no matter what they're doing, the digitized voice is calling the shots: "Now struggle ... try to get out of the bondage ... look at the camera ... show us that you don't like the ropes."
There are 55 updates on Sordid Auditions from 9 auditions. These are offered in downloadable WMV and MP4 formats displaying at 960x540, and you can stream the videos on the site in an embedded player at 640x360. The picture and sound quality is good at the original size, but there's definite loss of quality in full-screen mode. Each guy's audition is between 30 and 40 minutes long, but it's broken into 8 parts and added as updates over a number of weeks. And so far, 4 of the 9 guys have their complete auditions on the site, the others aren't complete.
Each video also comes with a gallery of screencaps displaying at 1200x675 each, and there are usually a couple of dozen shots. You can only view these online - they can't be saved by right clicking. There's also no slideshows or downloadable zip files.
The site says that they update twice a week, but the latest update is dated May of 2014, right after we first reviewed the site, so it appears that this site has stopped adding new content, and didn't even finish adding the content that they already had.
Are there any issues beside the lack of updates? Yes. At $39.95 for the first month, the site is expensive and they tack on an additional $1.95 processing fee. I don't like how they string members along with the scenes broken into many updates so it took weeks to add a single full scene. It seems that each guy will end up with a total of 8 clips, but sometimes a clip is only as long as it takes for a guy to pee in a glass, others are much longer. The way I see it, I've just paid over $40 for a membership, give me the whole fucking movie - I don't want to have to browse through 8 updates to watch a full scene.
Whether you'll like Sordid Auditions depends. I found these sessions with the computer-disguised voice a little creepy and manipulative, which could be a turn-on, depending on your preferences - the edge is in a different place for each of us. But these are also the very reasons that you may like theses audition sessions. They come across as realistic, and at times the guys look uncomfortable, which adds to the theme's credibility. If you're into this sort of thing, you'll probably get off on Sordid Auditions. While there are 55 updates, but these don't add up to 9 completed full scenes, and the site stopped updating over 6 months ago without even adding all the clips they had for the existing models. While the content here is very nasty, and that's a good thing, the lack of updates and broken up scenes is a definite disappointment.