Pits and Pubes is a new gay porn site with a tour that features lots of naked guys showing off their hairy armpits with a banner taunting us to "Go ahead, bury face in them!" With titles like "Big Hairy Sack," "Musky Pits and Balls," and "Dark Bushy Delight," and each video has a big preview pic and juicy description. Want to know more? Join me inside to see what this site is all about.
There are 28 guys inside, a mix of mostly twenty-somethings with slim to average bodies. There are a few exceptions like Jizzy McBone, a sexy scruffy-faced guy with a chiseled swimmer's body or Jake Jammer with his muscular physique with a hairy chest and belly. Some of the guys have an alt look with whiskers on their faces and piercings through their noses; two are even wearing guyliner. Others have tattoos, and Gage Sin is heavily inked; one guy is an Emo, a couple look like rockers, and there are a few skateboarders in the mix, too. Some are clean shaven while others sport face scruff, some are smooth but many have a bit of body hair and a couple are very furry. There are a couple of porn regulars but the rest are amateurs, first-timers, or porn D-listers. There's a fair number of uncut cocks as well as some that are good-sized.
Cameron Dane is a 19-year-old guy snorting his hairy armpits in "I Trim My Pubes." He smells them, licks them and talks dirty to the camera, telling us how smelly they are. He jacks his cock and cums on his trimmed pubes then scoops up his own jizz and rubs it into his hairy pits. Tyler Durden is a beefy surfer who lies back with one arm behind his head exposing his dark armpit hair who jacks off until he shoots right up his body - he even shoots one blast over his head. All but two of the videos are solo jack-off sessions with the guys showing off their pits while they beat off, but only a few of them get into smelling or licking their armpits. There is one duo with two lads playing around; one has shaved pits, the other's are hairy. After fucking his buddy and giving him a facial, the guy with hairy pits lies back while his buddy jacks off on them and coats his hair with jizz. Another duo features a horny guy fucking his buddy's armpit before dumping his load on the guy's face.
As for the pubes portion of the site, some of the guys have hairy bushes while others have trimmed pubic hair. Noah Wood is a rocker who jacks off in his t-shirt while massaging his butt hole and after he finally cums in his fist, he rubs his jizz into his pubic hair like it's conditioner. Dhaggur is a 21-year-old drummer who's straight with a lean and smooth body, and his torso is covered in freckles. He's got a dark, natural bush, and his big dick is crowned with a extra plump pink head and he jacks off on his hairy treasure trail and even eats some of his own cum.
There are 27 DRM-free videos inside Pits and Pubes, and you can watch them in MP4 format in the site's streaming player. The videos play at 1172x660 and they're mostly good amateur quality, although some suffering from interlacing when the motion speeds up, like as the guys get closer to cumming. The videos also have good sound so you can hear the guys panting as they get close and shoot their loads. There is a full-screen mode with minimal quality loss, but considering that most already have slight artifacting, expect varying results. Unfortunately, the videos are not offered for download.
The site also has a mobile version for those on phones and smaller tablets, and you are automatically taken there if you're on a mobile device. While I found the videos loaded a little slowly, once they start playing they're smooth and look good - better than they look on my computer monitor. Navigation on my phone and tablet was simple and easy to use.
Each video has two picture galleries. There's a set of digital stills that display at 764x1024 and there are between 25 and 50 pictures in each. These are good quality and you can view them in thumbnail galleries and save them individually. Unfortunately there's no downloadable zip file or hands-free slideshow. Each episode also has a gallery of screencaps, but while the decent-sized thumbs are a great way to preview the action, when you click any of the thumbs, you get a message that says "Forbidden."
The episodes don't carry release dates and the site has no schedule listed, so I can't tell you how often the site is or will be updating, although it did add a video while I was doing this review. There is a Coming Soon section on the homepage showing three videos, but without dates I have no idea when they'll be added.
Are there other drawbacks? Pits and Pubes offers content that appears on another site called AlternaDudes, which is an upsell along with two other sites inside the members area. There's also quite a bit of advertising for sex toys and a live-cam site, all which cost you extra money to enjoy. And the site is expensive considering the small number of videos and the fact that they're not original productions. And while pube and armpit fans might like looking at the mostly hairy pits and bushes, there's not as much snorting and licking as some fans will want to see.
Pits and Pubes gets a mixed review from me. There used to be an excellent armpit site out there, but disappointingly it closed down, so I was excited to see this new site open. However while there are lots of pits on display, there's not heaps of armpit action like smelling and licking or guys rubbing their faces in a buddy's pit; in fact, there's only two duos so far. Although the site did update as I did this review, there's no clear update schedule and I can't say when or how often there's more coming. While some of the sessions are hot with the guys snorting their own pits or rubbing cum into them, this isn't rampant across the site. Pits and Pubes delivers the pits and the pubes, and those who love seeing them on display will like what they find, but fetishists into more pit and pube action may be disappointed.